🐮 Lolcow Evangelist Dr. Robert McKim, Sr. - Carrollton, Ohio: crazy preacher, "doxing is illegal!!!" Apocalypse bacon. BISEXUAL. Downs Syndrome, wears PAJAMAS to church

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Mister Moo powiedział(a):
Back when RLM was getting those phenomenally stupid voice-mails and text messages, I got to wondering if it was our very own @bondgirl, trying too hard.

Just a pet theory...
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I'm of this opinion as well. They showed up after the thread joked that the arabian doctor princess troll was a bondgirl. Then got butthurt when reminded not to alog.
 
bacterium powiedział(a):
My mom has a CPAP and yeah, it is easy to disassemble. And you can easily get a new hose and mask (with her's anyway). And you are only supposed to use distilled water with it. But they are probably using tap water from a dirty container, and are too lazy to replace parts.
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It kind of sounded like he "does use distilled water" and that he "boils it in a kettle". Now from my high school chemistry (over 30 years ago) - don't you get distilled water by boiling and distilling the steam that comes off it. Thus the collected water is pure from all the crap. Whereas if you boil water, you're reducing the water content and thus concentrating the amount of contaminate in it.

And looking back at his old videos, I'd be surprised if RLM knew anything about keeping stuff clean when you look at the state of his kitchen - there's no way I'd feed food prepared in that kitchen to a wild dog.
 

New video.

I watched the the first 27 seconds.

In which Bob reports, and provides visual evidence, that Rene has just coughed up phlegm all over herself.

I'm fucking done, someone else can watch and summarize the rest.
 
Sc4rface powiedział(a):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sVZlC8YsYRo

New video.

I watched the the first 27 seconds.

In which Bob reports, and provides visual evidence, that Rene has just coughed up phlegm all over herself.

I'm fucking done, someone else can watch and summarize the rest.
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What the hell? What idiot would film his gf in such a state? This ranks up there with people taking pics of recently deceased people in the hospital/nursing home/rehab/home (shout out to Kent!) or of the corpse at a funeral.
 
Littleblackchyld powiedział(a):
What the hell? What idiot would film his gf in such a state?
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FROM THE VAULT:

Six minutes in, Bob talks about how Rene has trouble making it to the bathroom.
That chair she's always sitting on? It's basically an upholstered toilet.

Also, there's the time Bob filmed Rene's poop (2min in). I call that video, Black Tar Heroine (dead link).

So really, mucous is pretty G-rated, when it comes to the McKims.
 
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Bob decided to play anchorman with attack at Ohio State University. Didn't amount to much since he was in such a hurry that he hadn't gathered any details to relate or formed any opinions of his own.


Bob is on a roll, accusing ChrisChan of "stupid sex acts" and daring him to turn Bob in for the Ohio State University stabbing.
 
I think the "on hold" music in the background of the latest videos really add something. Kind of class them up.
I wonder what family member called up Bobber's and bitched him out about mentioning them on his videos. I'm guessing it was John because Bob seemed legitimately scared.
 
So he waits on hold for less than 2 minutes and complains that you just can't get through to a person! Obviously someone of RLM's standing in the community requires that all call center operators hang up on the person they're dealing with and get with his personal issues. Though on the up side, none of them have to put up with 10 minutes of rambling pointless story telling about how his life sucks and he just needs some sympathy - I wonder if that's why the call center has a large volume of calls?

And then we find out - you can't eat peanut butter, sure it's full of protein, but it's also high in fat. I pretty certain it's lower in fat than his apocalypse bacon.
 

Bob suspects that the Doland Trump on Youtube threatening to set up a special prosecutor to look into Bob trying to throw his son out of a window may not be the real Donald Trump.

Also, Bob isn't on welfare, he's on social security. Big difference, people!
 
Sc4rface powiedział(a):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xE6qLUMMwYI

Bob suspects that the Doland Trump on Youtube threatening to set up a special prosecutor to look into Bob trying to throw his son out of a window may not be the real Donald Trump.

Also, Bob isn't on welfare, he's on social security. Big difference, people!
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Bob gets super butthurt if you call him out on not reading the bible in his videos. The reason for this is Bob is terrible at reading and really lazy about paraphrasing things he can't remember when trying to make a point about whatever subject he's rambling on about. Someone commented about his lack of use of the bible in his videos. Bob deleted the comment but sure enough, here he is trying to read and failing at it.
 
Bob has said in one of his past videos that he was in special ed throughout school. Of course he has triumphed over all of this and earned a "doctorate". I'm reasonably sure that the few videos he has where it seems like there's a coherent thought or a valid point are because he's just regurgitating something a real pastor has made and he managed to remember it.
 
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