Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[AltisticRight]

It's Portugunt now.

Porktugal?

Vicious Vickers and his army of lost boys are on the case:
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Coinciding with that housing bubble financially illiterate smoothbrain shit he posted onto his ticked bird account? Yeah, landlords upped the rent, SAD.
I voted "1 week" but realistically, I think it'll be 12 hours. Can't wait to change that text thing under username.

 

[An automatic clown]

There's no way he uses a tarp or rope to move himself. And it's not even like you'd be able to avoid him when he drives like he's in Fat and Furious. His truck would be super easy to find right now with all their shit still in the bed. I bet there will be a little bit of furniture in his truck forever.

Hey he could always use the studio U-Haul blanket with garbage taped to it to help move !

 

[Free the Pedos]

With all that money Ralphamale is making off his streams he's clearly moving on up to Silver Spring, MD.

I would love to see him in the giant Orthodox Jewish community of Silver Spring. Maybe he’ll commit a hate crime and go to jail.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Thinking about people pointing out the possibility of Ralph looking at getting a place without seeing it in person - what are the odds of him getting caught up in a rental scam?

Would be hilarious if he gets scammed again after getting fleeced by the Gambian Groyper.

 

[Cumbubs]

Piggy on Twitter confirmed he's only moving because he got bullied

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1539611409134374913?t=t2wdMGlAWi6Vpc-f3bCtAg&s=19

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Thinking about people pointing out the possibility of Ralph looking at getting a place without seeing it in person - what are the odds of him getting caught up in a rental scam?

Would be hilarious if he gets scammed again after getting fleeced by the Gambian Groyper.

If he rented an amazing house/apt for $1200 a month then yes. I figure Gunt would be low key flexing about his amazing new place and sound excited if he sent $2500 to a Nigerian.

I actually do have some sympathy for the Gunt having to find a place in this market. It does show his landlord wanted him to gtfo because most landlords would rather keep a tenant than lose one for an extra $100-200 a month. The month or more you lose to clean-up and finding new tenants eats up a year of any profits from increased rent.

Landlords want to find a good tenant and keep them for years. They wanted Gunt out so they could hopefully find a good long term tenant to try and keep. I’ll be curious if they get that house HUD approved so the govt will pay the $1500 a month to house a low income family. Cash rental in that hood seemed odd.

 

[SpiderDijon]

Ralphs Hoofing on up!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

And he will reveal his new home the moment he moves in.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Maybe Gunt shouldn’t try to make a living being a giant asshole shit talking people and declaring “everything fair game” if he can’t deal with the fallout.

Ralph’s entire adult life is his mouth writing checks his ass can’t cash.

Ralph has been hollering about going to people’s homes and people’s jobs for months. He’s just ass blasted a few of his trolls actually do it instead of making empty threats. Extra funny because all his trolls have done is drop off gifts. The horror!

 

[Beef Elemental]

Bullying Ralph so hard he moves is the new meta.

 

[LadiosSopp]

I thought Ralphamale never scares?

What a pathetic bitch. Imagine wanting to move because you feel "threatened" by people leaving groceries on your doorstep.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"not wanting to be harassed at your own home by fat pigs"

So Meigh is moving out?

 

[Guntkvd]

Guess what, bitch? I am scare.
Guess what, bitch? I am scare.

 

[Salubrious]

So if that's the reason, wouldn't he need to move to a state where he can hide his address through an LLC or whatever?

What's going to stop people fucking with him at his new home?

Unless he goes full DSP and moves into a gated community? Maybe that's what he's doing?

 

[Sneed’s Fuck and Suck]

No no no…. a-hog bros… the Ralphamale just owned kiwifarms….

 

[Tomboy Respecter]

So if that's the reason, wouldn't he need to move to a state where he can hide his address through an LLC or whatever?

What's going to stop people fucking with him at his new home?

Unless he goes full DSP and moves into a gated community? Maybe that's what he's doing?

He's too dumb and broke to do that.

 

[Dear Leader Pol Pot]

The capitalist army has gotten to ralph it seems.

 

[The Motorizer]

Unless he goes full DSP and moves into a gated community? Maybe that's what he's doing?

The only gated community that'll accept him with open arms is the pig farm. No self respecting community will welcome him, knowing what a doofus he is.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Keyser, WV. It’s in the Cumberland, MD region and he could probably afford to rent some crack shack in the sticks in that region. He could be be doing grilling streams with Sisco every week!

Martinsburg, WV is also a crappy meth/ heroin riddled town where he could afford a crack shack to rent.

If he’s actually “leaving the state” then it’s highly likely he’s going to one of the cheap towns in WV’s eastern panhandle or next to it in Maryland. This region is like 80 miles from DC too.

This was the area of Maryland Daddy of Five lived in so he should talk to him about starting a new family channel on Cozy. Ralph and Do5 seem like they would get along really well

plus hollywood casino is right there, just the name screams fancy, like its the type of place dick would name a casino he owned. it also has a sportsbook with a bunch of bigscreens for ralph to watch the games on,and the horse races for may, plus the food court inside the casino.

 

[Angel Dust]

No no no…. a-hog bros… the Ralphamale just owned kiwifarms….Wyświetl załącznik 3414682

Sooooooooo why sign a lease extension in May when you intend to break it barely a month later? Just love paying those break lease fees ontop of moving expenses? Christ Ralph at least put some effort into your bs.