Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Kiwi Farms that time forgot, ownership passed around a multitude of drug addicts and losers like a cheap prostitute, constantly offline, dead any day now, graveyard of shitty millennial humor.

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AnOminous powiedział(a):
Being a gigantic faggot and having TDS. Pretty much that.

Oh, yeah. The badge part too.
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He's also a great example of jackboots having extremely thin skin. Shit talking politicans and treating them with scorn is an ancient American tradition.
I'd also argue that he's wasting LEO resources and abusing the intent of the extradition clause, but I'm not a Volusia county resident, so I just watch the fireworks. What's really funny is that he's not a Southerner and he never will be. He was born and raised in Pennsylvania, and he couldn't hack it in Oklahoma (he lasted one year before being ran out of town) so he carpetbagged his ass to Florida.

Mike Chitwood, you will never be a real southerner
You will never be a Southerner. You were not born here, you have no drawl, you have no southern pride. You are a carpetbagging city slicker twisted by drugs and corruption into a crude mockery of the good ole southern boy.

All the “compliments” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people bless your heart. Old timers are disgusted of you, your “friends” laugh at your yankee mannerisim behind closed doors.

Southerners are utterly repulsed by you. A hundred years of oppression have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even yankees who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Southerner. Your speech cadence is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to be friends with you, he’ll tell you to get out his state the second he gets a whiff of your carpetbagging, jewboy, athiest, gun grabbing ways.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single conversation and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll sell your house, buy an RV, drive back north of the Mason-Dixon line back to where you came from. Your parents will meet you, heartbroken but horrified that they will have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of failing to "civilize" the south. They’ll ignore you for the rest of your life, and when you die, the local southern paper will print your orbituary in celebration that another yankee carpetbagger is dead. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is you were ran out of of the south.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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Hello dumbfucks. Let's get the record straight. Sibin pulled the plug on ED (AND STILL HAS THE LAST FULL BACKUPS) - due to v&.
Onideus was a fucking idiot - and the end of ED under my tenure basically happened to save the asses of some morons who were in a juristictionally appropriate location - Namely Australia.
And I really hope I do not have to tell you what type of an imbred unimaginablly contrarian little idiot was to pull that kind of heat on himself.

So since i noticed that DEI SJW trend was ramping up - I called it quits, so that I do not have to fear leaving my country or dissapearing somewhere.
And so that other people who helped run ED wouldnt get fucked analy in US prisons. And yes I include that moron Likeicare.

Do note that I had also to deal with shit weev caused while living with me at my place. When I say deal, I mean - I was fucking being debrifed by three letter agencies in my home country.

So - all in all. An interesting and an awful experience. Met some really unique people. There were several guys, one was an arab a palestine guy or at least I think he was. He was cool, and antother dude who was always so nice in his communications.

For those who are interested, and I sincerely do not know why would you be - since who gives a fuck 🤣
I am well, or at least I believe I am.

And as someone who was lurking and editing ED since v1 under Sherrod - We didn't know how good we had it.

TL;DR; I'm alive you're all bunch of faggots and you should probably kill yourselves.

P.S. LikeICare you fucking faggot if you are still alive - pay me back 400 EUR you owe me - you lying piece of shit. Couple of weeks my ass.
 
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SeeBeen powiedział(a):
FYI - I'll be around, so if anyone has any questions about ED while I was running it - shoot. I'll respond to the best of my ability.
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Is there anything noteworthy about EDF besides what I've already written? I could barely find any info about it that wasn't directly from ED because it's been deleted and remade who knows how many times. Basically all I know is that the original site used vBulletin, Zaiger said to not write negatively about GamerGate because it got the site traffic, and Stellmach put it on phpBB for a bit.

Also, who was Likeicare? How important was he? It seems like he was part of the old guard with a couple of other oldfags but I'm not really sure.
 
The Noise powiedział(a):
In retaliation for his retaliation, adezero revealed that Stellmach had a leaky asshole due to being raped as a child and allegedly continuing to take it up the ass years down the line. As proof, she posted pictures of shit napkins that he would leave around the house and force her to pick up:
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I don’t think anything online ever made me laugh harder. My sides still have scars.
 
AncientPhosphur powiedział(a):
What the hell did Chitwood do to draw so many retards to get themselves arrested? All I see is him being anti Trump, pro immigrant, and pro grabbing guns while being NRA endorsed (typical). But it all seems so boiler plate to not even be a thing but he’s managed to pick up what? 5 people saying he needs to die off imageboards alone?
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I think Mike Chitwood originally pissed people off by being one of the first Republican sheriffs to endorse Black Lives Matter, and then later he started going after alt-right groups like the Goyim Defense League and 4chan users, making him infamous among "far right" and edgy groups. After Mike Chitwood arrested a 4chan user for threatening him, it became a meme to threaten him, meaning spergy 4chan users who threatened him as a meme also got arrested.
 
The Noise powiedział(a):
Is there anything noteworthy about EDF besides what I've already written? I could barely find any info about it that wasn't directly from ED because it's been deleted and remade who knows how many times.
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God damn, the ED podcast episodes are gone, those wouldve been a good piece in the OP.
ezpz/oddguy hosted that shitshow, basically only 2-3 people would show up normally but when more would show up theyd be drunk or drugged out hard as fuck.

Orite, EDF back in maybe, uhhh, 2019-2021 one retard joined, who posted chatlogs with some mentally ill fag, and in these chats he had filmed himself eat his own shit and also had cut off his dick.
Did he voluntarily do this while maintaining a sane mind?
Probably not?
Dont forget when some user of the forum(had been around for a long while) posted CP on the forum, then reported his own post to the host and the domain registrar too if i recall correctly.
(this is a thing EZPZ/oddguy has stated few times himself)
The forum has always been just a dumping site for retards, and sometimes a genuinely mentally ill retard joins and gets dunked on.

The multiple ED discord servers tho....
It was usually just gore and scat, a server would last a week or two, then it was remade.
If i recall the mods got bored of making new servers and accounts and relegated themselves to telegram.


one funny sauce on ED lore is https://youtu.be/qsJ-U8aM0xE
and to speak of the devil
back when nick wasnt a crackieta.
 
SeeBeen powiedział(a):
FYI - I'll be around, so if anyone has any questions about ED while I was running it - shoot. I'll respond to the best of my ability.
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Yes, I have a couple.

Do you remember how Likeicare in particular used to generate messages through the XenForo admin console in such a way that made it look like the targeted user sent the... I want to say "forged" message, while not showing up in moderator logs?

What do you intend to do with the backups?

Do you have any words to say regarding Mr. Moulton's arrest?

If ED were to be re-re-re(etc.)-built under new management, would you do it all over again?
 
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