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🎨 ArtcowEllen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
This broad is the world's most basic bitch. Pizzacake, Shencomix and Adam Ellis deserve to be on a Mount Rushmore of the worlds most toothless and souless webcomic artists.
She's the sort of person who spergs about AI "violating artists' rights" because she's a mediocre enough artist that AI could easily replicate her comics exactly.
Damn, this place is pretty active...and right when I started playign Destiny 2 again...
Idk when I'll make a new psycho analysis. We'll see about that.
I'm also trying my luck at rdrama.net. I kinda like this site more from the ideological standpoint, and because more people see my posts there.
On the other hand, 50 attachment per post limit sucks.
I don't grade Ellen simply by comparing her work to 'the greats' I grade her on a scale that includes deviant art slop and people like Chris Chan, who, whatever you want to say about his works they're fucking amazing TRUE, but he is(/was idk if he got better or not) an objectively bad artist and no amount of meme magic will make that any less the case.
If I didn't already know how seriously she treats everything I would have been confident her comics were content farm slop made to be churned out as quickly and effortlessly as possible. Her comics are either an ugly caricature of a person she doesn't like and her going "errrmmm...you're dumb?" or bland domestic scenarios regarding her kids/husband that are supposed to read as cute and relatable. Her social media fits are the only proof these comics aren't being mass produced in a 3rd world European village somewhere for Twitter pennies.
You're wrong. You're on the right track though. I will explain.
A lot of what makes Chris' work so bad its good is contextual to Chris. The history of the guy plus the actual contents of his work. Without those things its just a child scribbling on the back of his placemat at the A&W. (Though I appreciate his commitment to physical medium.)
Chris' work is full of personality and self-expression. The world he presents to us is an absurd reflection of how he views and interacts with the world around himself and his own thoughts/feelings. This is actually a GREAT comparison because both Chris-Chan and Ellen are artists who's body of work centers primarily around their own day-to-day experiences (Chris' experiences being decidedly more notwithstanding) With chris you really get a sense of being taken along for a ride through a madman's attempt to make sense of his day to day life. There's a charming sincerity to Chris and ultimately in spite of his many shortcomings people still appreciate his artistic contributions. On that basis, Chris as an artist is actually more successful than Pizzacake. (A high bar I know)
Her art isn't bad its boring. Completely mediocre and unremarkable much like its creator. Its like the minimum value product of an online web-comic. Its worse than bad - her work is BORING. Flat. Uninteresting to look at. Uninteresting subject matter too. Her work largely captures the day in the life of a tedious, vapid, self-obsessed yet un-aware, bored, attention-seeking suburbanite. The only reason she has a following isn't out of any genuine charm or sincere appreciation for her body of work its for the body she sells for male attention. When she passes from this earth (Betting the cuck husband dies first) The only meaningful legacy she will have left will be the silent and forever hidden embarrassment her adult children will feel knowing mom spread her asshole to strangers online.
When Chris Chan dies he will leave behind a legacy that touched lives (And women) in ways we will never fully know.
The universe will continue to spread and spread outward and entropy will turn a chaotic infinity into a homogenous, controlled system. This will take billions of years, and in that time humans will push technology to heights we can't imagine. We'll explore and inhabit space, and occupy more and more of the universe just as time allowed our ancestors to multiply in numbers, and populate more and more of the earth. And as the specific people come and go, their physical bodies will be born, and grow, and die but their thoughts will remain.
And Chris Chan's comics, her glorious Sonichu comics are recorded ideas of hers, that will still be here. Even when the earth is no longer inhabitable, and humanity has long since moved away to bigger planets they'll carry with them a record, a record we all keep. Mark my words, and look at what we've started. What is- what is the internet? What is the online world if not a record? Never-ending feed of ideas, immortal ideas, forever placed in the ether of dualism.
What is an idea? Where does it live? How does it manifest itself? Can it live forever? Will it live forever, outside of these physical husks of ours, our bodies? And Chris Chan, and Sonichu started merely as thoughts. But they've become so much more.
That old cliché rings true, they've taken on a life of their own. And life may not be what we think. Life brings to mind a beating heart, breathing lungs, blinking eyes. But the real life is in our imaginations. And who better embodies the definition of imagination if not a simple woman? A cartoonist, who puts her ideas to paper so that they may live on. So that our children, and our children's children, and their children's children's children can access the wealth of ideas that have accumulated thus far.
They will plug themselves into an information grid on CWCville, and they will have ACCESS. They will read every Sonichu comic!
80,000 years from now a child will see simple Christian Chandler, pointing out of frame. He will lift his head above which is the quality assurance that the work was hand drawn. He will lift his head and say "GO SONICHU! GO OUT AND ZAP TO THE EXTREME!" And then Sonichu will say "I WILL! THANK YOU FATHER!" And what then? 80,000 years from now? The child reading this comic will smile. And that smile will transcend space and time and the physical limitations of this existence, whatever it may be, however many dimensions exist. There will always be Sonichu. And there will always be its creator... Chris Chan.
Her art isn't bad its boring. Completely mediocre and unremarkable much like its creator. Its like the minimum value product of an online web-comic. Its worse than bad - her work is BORING.
You're right on most of it. Both of them mainly narcissistically obsess on their own daily lives, and their own personality, but Chris's childlike drawings, while technically far worse than Ellen's, are actually expressing a personality, a retarded but interesting personality. That's what separates Chris, an absolute lunatic who rapes his mom, from Ellen, an absolutely boring normie who cucks her husband.
Saw this on Facebook. Honestly, I feel like Godlessengineer has potential to be a lolcow. He comes off as that edgelord that’s still bitter at his parents for waking him up early for church.
Much like Ellen, he’s very easy to rile up. You could be as reasonable as possible, but the second you disagree with anything trans related…
I’m not a betting man but 50 bucks says he only posted that comic thinking Ellen would notice him and give him a discount on her OF.
Darksydephil looking ass
Just swap seats with them Ellen, you selfish bitch. Who cares?
"Oh, how dare that McDonald's worker forget the pickles on my burger!? I'm going to make a whole comic about how awful this is!!"
I dunno man, yeah, it's annoying but it's not that big a deal.
Edit: Maybe it's their first flight and they didn't know you could check the seating chart ahead of time? Maybe the chart was confusing and they didn't realize there'd be an aisle between them? Maybe they just forgot? Ellen acts like they personally farted in her face and stole her pretzels.
notwithstanding) With chris you really get a sense of being taken along for a ride through a madman's attempt to make sense of his day to day life. There's a charming sincerity to Chris and ultimately in spite of his many shortcomings people still appreciate his artistic contributions. On that basis, Chris as an artist is actually more successful than Pizzacake. (A high bar I know)
