Eli Eli's homecoming videos [ONGOING]

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How long until our little "Pagan for Pussy" goes "Dolezal to Diddle?"
 
"choo choo bitches it's the eli train"

i hope that gets engraved on my tombstone.
 
Yes, Eli, your dick can turn black by fucking black chicks. They are made of chocolate, after all.

Jace, I think Eli got the :tycesuit: virus where everything is racially motivated content. He needs some time in the biblecube. Cuz, God does not respect racially motivated content ok????
 

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Back At My Parents Cottage. Looks Like Dad Turned Da Power Off N Locked All Da Doors Tryin 2 Lock Me Out So I Couldnt Live There? Guess What Im A Tax Paying Citizzen I Deserve Fair And Comfortable Lodging And My Parents Should Basically Let Me Stay Here! Cuz I Took Care Of This Place All By Myself Before Jace Even Moved In? But I Guess Parents Are Bichtes Lol Except My Dads Kinda Cool Cuz He Snowboardz But My Moms A Bitch Cuz Shes Hatin On My Lifestyle Its Not Easy Being A Fuckin Agent Sum Times Cuz U Gotta Lie 2 Ur Family And Deal Drugz And Go 2 Diferent Countrys But I Signed Up 2 Fuckin Serve My Country U Kno So Thats How Its Done Someones Gotta Do It But Im Deagle Nations War Hero Now Biches
 
Gone Home 2: Eli's Story

So, will an all-out war against Tyce finally start since he used Eli's fleashlight?
 
Goes to show how far America's respect for veterans has fallen. Eli comes home and this is what happens, how disgraceful. Fucking skealtins.
 
I really could have done without all the fleshlight talk, but at least we got a better look at the cottage and Jace's Soap shrine.
Jesus, what a dump.
 
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