Eli General Thread

[Flowers For Sonichu]

 

[Mirai Senshi Lios]

I'd totally hang out with Eli, if just to see what bizarre adventure he gets himself into.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'd totally hang out with Eli, if just to see what bizarre adventure he gets himself into.

You got to hand it to him, he did survive 116 days in a conflict zone without a scratch.

TAHAAAAAAAA

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

You got to hand it to him, he did survive 116 days in a conflict zone without a scratch.

TAHAAAAAAAA

Except for the herpes

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Except for the herpes

We have a man down:

♥
THE DEAGLE NATION
TO ALL WHO SHALL SEE THESE PRESENTS, GREETING
THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT
THE COMMANDER OF THE DEAGLE NATION
HAS AWARDED THE
PURPLE HEART
ESTABLISHED BY GENERAL GEORGE WASHINGTON
AT NEWBURGH, NEW YORK, AUG 7, 1782
TO
ELI ICYPLAYBOY69
FOR WOUNDS RECEIVED
IN ACTION
IN RED LIGHT DISTRICT ,TEL AVIV, ISRAEL ON AUG 15, 2014
THIS 20TH DAY OF DECEMBER 2014

​

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

From the Xmas livestream, Eli fucked a bag of doriotos on a dare.

 

[Sanic]

Eli is definitely the comic relief character of this sitcom.

 

[The Dude]

Eli is definitely the comic relief character of this sitcom.

They're all comic relief. Eli just happens to be the goofiest one. He's a flesh and blood cartoon character.

 

[Chrisaroonie]

Proposing this as Eli and Jace's theme song.

 

[KillerBob]

I'd totally hang out with Eli, if just to see what bizarre adventure he gets himself into.

It would certainly be interesting. I don't think I'd be able to cope with his suggestibility if I was stoned. I'd be constantly asking him to do parkour and fetch things. (Maybe not assassinations yet, he doesn't seem to be very good at those). It would be really fun though.

 

[Sean Harris]

It would certainly be interesting. I don't think I'd be able to cope with his suggestibility if I was stoned. I'd be constantly asking him to do parkour and fetch things. (Maybe not assassinations yet, he doesn't seem to be very good at those). It would be really fun though.

Such a shame he won't successfully do any of those things. The former will increase his chances of an injury by 100%.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

Eli seems like one of the genuinely 'nice' people in Deagle Nation. Jace would get pissy if you don't kiss his ass, Tyce would #PRANK you, but Eli just seems too out of it to do anything.

 

[realmouse]

well we figured out what the "girl from woodstock" story is.

Turns out Eli dated a girl named Eva that he met at a concert and allowed to live at the cabin who had, according to Jace, "a small heroin addiction".

 

[The Mass Debater]

well we figured out what the "girl from woodstock" story is.

Turns out Eli dated a girl named Eva that he met at a concert and allowed to live at the cabin who had, according to Jace, "a small heroin addiction".

Oh well thats comforting. So only Tyce is a likely rapist.

 

[Konstantinos]

I'm beginning to think that Eli isn't just but is truly screwed up in the head. Is this like with Tyce where excessive drug use has melted his brain or is his IQ just naturally low?

 

[ADamnDjinn]

Daily Diss, in summary, is Eli, permanently stoned out of his mind, printing a random internet picture, then talking and doing shit with it. The pattern is somewhat broken in #2, with the diss target being Tyce instead.

 

[Elyonmase]

I'm beginning to think that Eli isn't just but is truly screwed up in the head. Is this like with Tyce where excessive drug use has melted his brain or is his IQ just naturally low?

its a mixture of both

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Does Eli even know what the word "daily" means?

 

[Germanicus]

Does Eli even know what the word "daily" means?

Does he even know what the word "teens" means?

 

[Konstantinos]

Does Eli even know

No, he doesn't.