Video Eli Airport Video #2: still waiting at JFK, offers to buy a girlfriend, claims horses are gay.

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DeagleDad420

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Ok So I Dont Know Whats Happenin I Guess Tyce Is Like Player Hatin Or Sum Shit I Just Kinda Want Some 1 To Come By And Pick Me Up I Mean I Already Got Like 20 Combat Lvlz In 2Day Im Ready 2 Go Home Now Like Rune Scape Is Fun And Everything But Like Even Da Top Gamer Gotta Turn Off Da Game Ya Know So Like I Hope Jace Finishes Beatin Tyces Ass Soon So I Can Get A Fuckin Evac He Fuckin Lied N Said He Was Comin Here Still Wont Tell Me Wat He Was Doin @ My Cottage In Da 1st Place So Like Idk Wat 2 Think Rite Now I Just Wana Go Bak 2 My Cotage N Just Have Every Ting Like Home Sweet Home Like Haa Hit Up Some Weed N Hit Da Sak Been A Long 2 Days U Kno Ok Im Out

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He could always go all Tom Hanks "the Terminal" and just never leave the airport. That'd teach those islams and gay horses! :eli:

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So Eli hates horses and Tyce hates horses; I wonder what the commander's view is on the matter?

But seriously, do Eli's parents not know what flight he got?
 
In the comments he says that he's going to sleep under a bench. Chances are he gets picked up by the NYPD for vagrancy. :sighduck: another homeless vet
 
Will Eli ever make it back to his cottage? I'm beginning to think he will never, EVER be able to see that cottage again.
 
Eli powiedział(a):
Rite Now I Just Wana Go Bak 2 My Cotage N Just Have Every Ting Like Home Sweet Home
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Yeah, aboooouuuut that... enjoy your new floor-level John Cena poster.
 
Given how Jace seems only too happy to abandon Eli, I have to wonder if this entire thing wasn't in fact just an elaborate scheme to get Eli away simply so Deagle Nation could occupy the cottage.

Clown Doll powiedział(a):
"So 'ts all good as long as I'll get my Xbox One..."
Poor Eli still doesn't know that he ain't getting that Xbone :c .
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Technically, he didn't rescue Tupac OR kill the Prime Minister (at the time of mission assignment), so he didn't finish the mission. The fact both objectives were impossible is irrelevant to Deagle Nation.
 
Clown Doll powiedział(a):
"So 'ts all good as long as I'll get my Xbox One..."
Poor Eli still doesn't know that he ain't getting that Xbone :c .
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Loss of his friends, his dignity, his health (from STDs), further estrangement from his family, probably the loss of his home either through repossession from his family after he can't make his rent, destruction at the hands of his former friends, or police intervention at breaking up a drug ring, but as long as he gets his Xbox One he was promised, its aaaaaaalll gooood.
 
Clown Doll powiedział(a):
"So 'ts all good as long as I'll get my Xbox One..."
Poor Eli still doesn't know that he ain't getting that Xbone :c .
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I hope if he does get the xbox his mom doesn't take away his video game privileges and ground him for going over seas for 3 months. That would be the most tragic way for this to end.
 
Praise Allah! Everything will be A-okay after all :eli:
 
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