EAT YOUR VEGGIES!!!!

[London Raine]

She is eating a pound of meat a day - a POUND. She continually talks about cutting those tubes in half, twice per day. No one needs that much meat on a low calorie diet. Then she adds all those toppings, and let us not forget the chocolate covered cherries she eats in bed. Welp - Monday should be interesting..... Someone should school her on making a sandwich or a salad for lunch instead of a 1/2 pound of greasy tube meat.

 

[Rotogravure]

greasy tube meat.

I know someone before mentioned her stuff always looks greasy and oily. I'm almost certain she does not drain her meat after browning it, like ever.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

I know someone before mentioned her stuff always looks greasy and oily. I'm almost certain she does not drain her meat after browning it, like ever.

Amberlynn doesn't know what browning meat means. She doesn't know anything. Power words like super food and high fiber or low cal are the only labels that register in her brain while shopping. Not even being a dick, she just doesn't know how to cook anything because she doesn't care to learn about anything. Soup? Throw all the ingredients in a pot and simmer. Pasta? Cook a whole box and mix in the pesto. Chicken? Foreman grill. Taco soup, frozen dinners, Italian seasoning and garlic powder. Why read when she can write a book? Why go to therapy when she already knows she has binge eating disorder? Amberlynn can't brown meat anymore than she can boil eggs.

 

[Xenomorph]

Twinkie and Necky look miserable. I don't blame them.

 

[BubbaGumpShraaamp]

AL is triggered and going on a replying spree.

 

[neopetlivesmatter]

Amber makes me laugh.

"It'll take longer to notice my weight loss AND I'm bigger."

I'm sure what she meant to say was that it would take longer to notice her weight loss due to her being bigger, but that still doesn't make sense. I'm going to notice a reduction in your second pair of boobs before I notice someone losing a little weight off their hips.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Does anyone know why AL doesn't shop at a normal grocery store instead of Walmart? Surely Walmart and Kroger aren't her only options (and tbh I only ever see her buying random shit from Kroger, not actual groceries) and there's a grocery store around her that has sales on stuff like meat. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember tubed Walmart beef being much cheaper than the stuff in styrofoam cartons but it tastes worse.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Does anyone know why AL doesn't shop at a normal grocery store instead of Walmart? Surely Walmart and Kroger aren't her only options (and tbh I only ever see her buying random shit from Kroger, not actual groceries) and there's a grocery store around her that has sales on stuff like meat. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember tubed Walmart beef being much cheaper than the stuff in styrofoam cartons but it tastes worse.

Because normal grocery stores don't have omg *points* supha key-oot home decora-shuns and *gasp* gorl smell this wax melt it is baeeee.

 

[GORL]

Does anyone know why AL doesn't shop at a normal grocery store instead of Walmart? Surely Walmart and Kroger aren't her only options (and tbh I only ever see her buying random shit from Kroger, not actual groceries) and there's a grocery store around her that has sales on stuff like meat. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't remember tubed Walmart beef being much cheaper than the stuff in styrofoam cartons but it tastes worse.

I think it's because when they go to walmart, it's literally something to do. They can wander the toy aisles, decorations, etc. Then she can get her food while she's there. Going to walmart is the cool thing to do on a Friday night in some small towns.

 

[Pretzel Time]

This is a salad in the same way I'm the Queen of England.

I had a hard time watching past the dry dirty meat and raw peppers in the pot. Those poor yellow bastards. And when they say you need to "season" your food, that 100% does not mean "buy taco seasoning and throw it on top of everything, now you are Best Chef."

 

[Long time lurker]

I think it's because when they go to walmart, it's literally something to do

It also stays open 24/7. Amber (and eventually whomever associates with her) has a fucked up sleep pattern. She wakes up at the crack of noon at the earliest, and is probably still awake long after midnight.

 

[jurassic bark]

Grocery stores in small towns are a lot more expensive than walmart, unfortunately. It's how walmart drives them out of business.

 

[497]

She is eating a pound of meat a day - a POUND. She continually talks about cutting those tubes in half, twice per day. No one needs that much meat on a low calorie diet. Then she adds all those toppings, and let us not forget the chocolate covered cherries she eats in bed. Welp - Monday should be interesting..... Someone should school her on making a sandwich or a salad for lunch instead of a 1/2 pound of greasy tube meat.

Her recent video saying she only eats lean meats and it's ok because it's low calorie and they are losing weight. That ground turkey has 11 grams a fat a serving and 90mg cholesterol.
https://www.jennieo.com/products/6-lean-ground-turkey-roll

 

[NQ 952]

Her recent video saying she only eats lean meats and it's ok because it's low calorie and they are losing weight. That ground turkey has 11 grams a fat a serving and 90mg cholesterol.
https://www.jennieo.com/products/6-lean-ground-turkey-roll

Lean meats are a fine source of protein, assuming you're eating the right portions.

Amber is not.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Grocery stores in small towns are a lot more expensive than walmart, unfortunately. It's how walmart drives them out of business.

But if she loves road trips so much, why not combine that love with her love of food and have Becky drive to a store outside a 10 mile radius that likely has better deals? Then again, she'd have to shop for food to feed them for more than 2-3 days so I guess it'd be a moot point.

 

[jurassic bark]

But if she loves road trips so much, why not combine that love with her love of food and have Becky drive to a store outside a 10 mile radius that likely has better deals? Then again, she'd have to shop for food to feed them for more than 2-3 days so I guess it'd be a moot point.

Amber operates on a really simple level. Walmart fills all her needs, it's open late to accomodate her vampire hours, and there's enough visual stimulation to keep her mind occupied.

Grocery shopping at a regular market is a chore, and doing chores requires motivation.

 

[Assgardian]