EAT BREAKFAST WITH ME - 3/18/18

[666EVE666]

Our gorl putting in some overtime and uploaded on a Sunday, a week behind of course:

Coloring, watching movies, grocery shopping for food that will spoil, and eating. The usual.

She bravely endangers her health by eating the scrambled ayggs that she is apparently allergic to. She informs us that she doesn't "add melk or anything" to her ayggs, washes it all down with a Sprite.

She bought Stephan King's "Rose Madder", which will most likely end up like IT. I've read Rose Madder and it's even slower paced than IT.

Apparently she definitely goes to the gym but purposely doesn't snap/vlog going to the gym because of haydurs.

 

[sixcarbchiligorl]

This is from, at the latest, last Tuesday. Looks like Becks is trying to somewhat get back to the diet after that weigh in video. Amber, not so much.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Becky's picture was nice. Big Ham is painfully condescending even when giving a compliment. I can see why being in her orbit would be exhausting. That type of snarky negativity can't be good for anyone.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

ITALAIN DRESSING

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Becky's picture was nice. Big Ham is painfully condescending even when giving a compliment. I can see why being in her orbit would be exhausting. That type of snarky negativity can't be good for anyone.

And then she had to try and 1-up Becky and show her page of doodles from 8 years ago, prefacing her presentation with words that mimic Becky's verbatim, except that she didn't compare herself to Bob Ross. (loving the mangled treble clef)

 

[Octomet]

When you polish off an entire plate of breakfast in a minute and a half, you need to slow down boo.

Plus cringe in the last two seconds of the vlog when Becky comes up for air.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

And then she had to 1-up Becky and show her page of doodles from 8 years ago, prefacing her presentation with words that mimic Becky's verbatim, except that she didn't compare herself to Bob Ross. (loving the mangled treble clef)

Which turned out to be a fail anyways because unlike Becky's picture - Hammys doodled looked like an angsty teenager did it during math class to avoid doing work. St least Becky placed effort and thought into it.

 

[A Owl]

Lemon water... Sprite... O how we laughed!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I'd love to see what was on her to-do list. It's probably the same as her shopping list. "Food to EaT"

This comment killed me.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

I'd love to see what was on her to-do list. It's probably the same as her shopping list. "Food to EaT"

Why does she need a whole chicken breast with her lunch salad? That's ridiculous. Low calorie or not that still a lot of food. She's STILL training her body to need large meal sizes.

 

[C3PBRO]

I'll credit Amber for a decent comment callout this time, even if her response was horseshit. She chose something that wasn't an asspat with zero likes.

Gross, look at those sad tubesock tits. Ask Amberlynn for permission to buy a bra, Becky.

 

[EH 110]

Becky: "I'm working on a project." She shows us a partially finished ugly drawing, a pic on her phone that inspired it, and then she talks about how she needs to decide what other colors to use and how to blend them. She's not joking, guys. She's dead serious about her "project." It's sad that this is what's important in her life right now. Education? No. Work? No. A drawing with Crayola crayons? Hell, yeah!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

When you polish off an entire plate of breakfast in a minute and a half, you need to slow down boo.

Get this bitch some Tum, Tum, Tum, Tum, TUUUUMS...

 

[ragonastick]

"Black makeup all over my face" more like beetus eyes.

 

[Croissants]

love how she doesn't even finish chewing her eggs before shoving some bacon in there.
She's literally shoveling shit on her fork while she's still chewing. Jesus, take a breather

also goals, fat rolls on your hands. yaaaaaasssss slayyy

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

If she actually DOES read any of Rose Madder, we can expect to hear some (plagarized) details about Kasey's horrible abuse.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Gross, look at those sad tubesock tits. Ask Amberlynn for permission to buy a bra, Becky.

Her boobs remind me of the sad cartoon tits Buzzfeed likes to subject their readers to.

 

[GS 281]

love how she doesn't even finish chewing her eggs before shoving some bacon in there.
She's literally shoveling shit on her fork while she's still chewing. Jesus, take a breather

also goals, fat rolls on your hands. yaaaaaasssss slayyy

She's turning into the fucking Penguin from Batman.

 

[Donovan the Man]

Damn girl, oil's not going to hurt you. Buying a fat-free "vinaigrette" is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. What is that made of, various gums? You don't need to worry about the calories in Italian dressing unless you're drowning your salad in it, it's very flavorful.

 

[FitBitch]

I see the aaigs allergy has been cured.