E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

I closed out right after Life is Strange and that's still the most E3 I've subjected myself to this whole week. I'm gonna check a list of announced games in an hour like a sane person.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Oh shit, who predicted a new Metroid game? I know it wasn't me this time.

 

[Chiri]

Neato, Metroid 5!

 

[Radical Cadre]

Metroid Disappointment Incoming.

Or... maybe not. WUT??

 

[Gru]

Metroid Disappointment Incoming.

It said Metroid 5 it's a new metroid game

A NEW METROID GAME

 

[TVStactic]

AAAND IT'S 2D.
lol rape scene.

 

[The Last Stand]

One thing I appreciate about Nintendo Direct. They get RIGHT TO THE POINT with the games. A brief description of what's coming, some footage, move on to the next one. Respect.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Holy Fuck

Nintendo Did It.

Those crazy Japs fucking did it.

 

[Love Machine]

2D metroid kino!

 

[Spirelord]

A Metroid game where you cam smack things with the gun. Now I've seen it all...

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Metroid Dread looks fuckin awesome

 

[Wandering Lurker]

>new 2d metroid
based and metroid pilled. Now whens SMT V.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

THE NEW METROID IS REAL
AND IT'S 2D
BLESS

 

[Bunny Tracks]

"METROID DREAD"

And I see we're still sticking with 2006 naming conventions. At least the game looks good.

 

[Radical Cadre]

WHAT S THIS VIDEO GAME SHIT!?

WHERE'S MY SUBVERSIVE COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!? REEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Gru]

AAAND IT'S 2D.

2d metroid is based.

Metroid Dread looks fuckin awesome

Wholeheartedly agree, looks like they're going all in on Metroid.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Okay, nevermind. You guys were right. Nintendo won. They didn't just win. They fucking nuked it. Give me F-Zero and they super nova it.

 

[Love Machine]

Japs dabbing on the westerners again.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Amiibo! Mark your bingo boards.

 

[Chiri]

Holy shit October 2021 too! I guess this is what's nice about Nintendo sitting on announcements for so long.