Dustborn - The Latest and Biggest DEI Flop to Date that No One Asked for!

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Norway should go back to making horrific diving accidents instead, Byford-Dolphin Explosive Decompression Incident was a fucking banger.

 

[Northern Blockhead]

Hasan is streaming Dustborn right now.

He stopped after it crashed xD;

 

[Fagnacious D]

Let's all take a moment to when Blizzard revealed their "design method" for heros.

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Even to this day, I still can't believe the game isn't some satire. You don't have a scene where your characters try to illegal enter a country before playing a song about how migrants are going to replace you and make being "triggered" an ability without knowing what you're doing.

I want to find this tool that they're using and use it for the exact opposite purposes.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I want to find this tool that they're using and use it for the exact opposite purposes.

You would just make Duke Nukem over and over.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

You would just make Duke Nukem over and over.

Footage of the Duke Nukem Mass Production device malfunctioning:

 

[Maude Snew]

You would just make Duke Nukem over and over.

So you're saying you'd be doing that forever? Don't much like the sound of that but it does sound better than a few years ago just grading on a scale.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

You would just make Duke Nukem over and over.

Or the original Shadow Warrior. Fuck does that game go hard.

 

[Celso Bin Portiolli]

The video is just alright, but it gives a plot summary for those who want to know the plot without playing.

Edit: completely off-topic, but I found this comment in the video amusing

Spoiler: The autodidact psychologist

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

The video is just alright, but it gives a plot summary for those who want to know the plot without playing.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y2XDpAGApQU
Edit: completely off-topic, but I found this comment in the video amusing

Spoiler: The autodidact psychologist

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I'll have to take a look at the video later; seems like a solid review.

Also, at the YouTube comment: punctuation, motherfucker; do you know about it? Seriously, your whole "paragraph" is a single run-on sentence.

 

[KZ27]

Ragnar Tørnquist, the Cuckmaster, at the Dustborn stand at TGS. It's like an inverted magnet, it repels everything and everyone.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Dustborn at Tokyo Game Show lmao



Guessing they had some leftover EU taxpayer money

 

[KissMyTaint]

I'm patiently awaiting the day I see a news article that says "Dustborn studio shuts down"

 

[moocow]

Dustborn at Tokyo Game Show lmao

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Guessing they had some leftover EU taxpayer money

Getting all the attention and respect it deserves, I see.

 

[Squishie PP]

Dustborn at Tokyo Game Show lmao

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Guessing they had some leftover EU taxpayer money

There are ghosts giving it attention, we just can't see them.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Dustborn at Tokyo Game Show lmao

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Guessing they had some leftover EU taxpayer money

LMAO Ragnar Tørnquist standing there and playing the game all by himself is pure comedy.

 

[Disc]

LMAO Ragnar Tørnquist standing there and playing the game all by himself is pure comedy.

Can i just say, what a fucking waste of a name.

That name should be cleaving a bloody swath through a Christian Monastery which happened to be built on the seaside. Instead it's a guy making a visual novel with a beat-em-up stapled on top and a pregnant woman as the starring character

 

[Konstantinos XI]

I'm patiently awaiting the day I see a news article that says "Dustborn studio shuts down"

Don't hold your breath, their games are not self funded, they get all their money from EU and Norwegian government sources.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Dustborn at Tokyo Game Show lmao

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Guessing they had some leftover EU taxpayer money

I would love to see some live jap reactions to that lol

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I would love to see some live jap reactions to that lol

Polite disgust would be it.

 

[babadook]

The stand he's facing in the other picture is plastered with giant anime tits