DSP's Hair Mega-Hyper-Ultra Thread - Patchy goatee talk included

[bearsintrees]

He's already at the point where his hairdresser shaves the tuft of hair that's ahead of his actual hairline. He's at the endgame but not admitting it to himself.

Two more years.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Over/under on how long before he shaves his head completely? 1 year?

Side bet on which excuse he rolls with:
- My wife Khet thought I would look totally badass if I was bald
- I just shaved it to be Goldberg for Halloween dood, but Khet totally likes it so I'll keep shaving it
- Trolls/stress made me bald dood
- Headphones made me bald dood
- Shampoo company was a detractor
- Behind-the-scenes cancer
- Seattle air

Left out his mother's years of combing his hair d00d

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

That isn't a bald trench on top of his head. Those are scalp colored hairs. DEBUNKED

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Does anyone remember that one time where Phil's hair was oddly long, and he could whip it around and shit?
It as in an old DSP Tries It video, I think, but that was a long time ago.

 

[admiral]

If he didn't slick it back like some greasy pizzeria owner and gave it some volume, the bald spot would be less obvious. Or he could convert to Judaism and the yarmulke would cover that bad boy right up.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Or he could convert to Judaism and the yarmulke would cover that bad boy right up.

No no no, no thank you. We don't need him.

 

[admiral]

No no no, no thank you. We don't need him.

What, are you worried that he'll bring down the tone?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Does anyone remember that one time where Phil's hair was oddly long, and he could whip it around and shit?
It as in an old DSP Tries It video, I think, but that was a long time ago.

I remember it being that long when he was shitting on Nintendo Wii U and was throwing it in the trash. I believe it was when he was still in CT.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He's not going to have any choice BUT to shave it because it's going quick. Actually, you'd think someone like Phil trying to appeal to a young audience would rather have a shaved head than be balding and greasy, but it's Phil, so...

 

[millais]

I suspect he knows that if he shaves his head, he will be visually indistinguishable from Wings of Redemption and Rich of ReviewtechUSA

 

[LiquidCancer]

Was watching old videos and I noticed he has a really weird upper lip. I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a philtrum (no pun intended) this deep and defined without having a genetic disorder such as Noonan syndrome. I believe he will always maintain his mustache in the future because of this weird feature. He also favors the goatee to try and help hide his bulbous chin and cut up his round jaw.

Also top of his head for comparison to the weird split he has going on now. (Blurry because he was flailing around like a muppet)

 

[Eugene Drizzledick]

At least his philtrum is short, if it was long he could go cry with the incels about having a deformed maxilla and other facial bones with long names.

 

[millais]

After Phil is bald in head and beard, will he still continue to do sports/RPG character creation with a full beard and head of hair?

 

[LiquidCancer]

After Phil is bald in head and beard, will he still continue to do sports/RPG character creation with a full beard and head of hair?

Hogan famously made them do his wrestling character in games with a full head of hair even though he was completely bald on top.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I picked this from MrHuth's twitter. From E3 2012.

 

[This comment matters]

I picked this from MrHuth's twitter. From E3 2012.

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Fucking. Greasy. Pig. (And already balding lol)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Fucking. Greasy. Pig. (And already balding lol)

That's not grease, it's authentic Italian gloss.

 

[NeckyTheThumb]

I picked this from MrHuth's twitter. From E3 2012.

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Looks like someone draped cassette tape over his head. It's really disturbing.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Slander Man]

I picked this from MrHuth's twitter. From E3 2012.

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Imagine being his barber and having to handle that grease pit.