DSP-adjacent Parenting Advice - actually it's for my son

[Dammit Mandrake!]

My son recently dropped his ten month old on his head; now, the ten month old will only watch DSP and has somehow gotten a line of credit and is sending in donations.

Any advice?

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Thanks for the money DUMMY!

 

[Pastry Man]

Yes, you should also donate.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Have him apply for SSI so he can collect a monthly government stipend, which he can send to Phail.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

well he likes the content, and he's engaging, attending, and supporting it. sounds like everything is fine to me.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Yes, you should also donate.

I couldn't agree more!

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-care/our-services/abortion-services

 

[millais]

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/get-care/our-services/abortion-services

It time coathanger

 

[Love Is Blue]

buy him a limited edition wolverine action figure

 

[TruffleSpark]

Teach him your patented family recipe for Meatballs and Italian Sauce. Make sure it includes way too much sugar.

 

[tripflux_09]

Teach him your patented family recipe for Meatballs and Italian Sauce. Make sure it includes way too much sugar.

it's also really important that he blames the mother for the amount of sugar because there is no way he could ever be wrong its always someone elses fault.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Teach him about rainy day funds, so he saves up money which he can blow on stupid shit when bad weather ruins his plans to go outside.

 

[WardTrangler]

Teach him about rainy day funds, so he saves up money which he can blow on stupid shit when bad weather ruins his plans to go outside.

In DSP’s defense (As much as I hate it), I do remember a childhood cartoon or picture book that did corroborate his understanding of a rainy day fund.

Something about a kid (possibly an anthropomorphic bear kid) saving up for a rainy day, getting all excited when it rained, going to the corner store, sweeping all the shelves of the candy they wanted and then only actually being able to afford half a carrot.

Now if DSP somehow managed to be so sheltered his entire life that that’s the only time he heard about rainy day funds…. He would still be a retard to end up with his current understanding of the term.

 

[William F. Clinton]

If there's one lesson that kid can learn from Phil it's that you always have to keep moving forward, no matter what the detractors say or how retarded you are.

 

[31 Black]

Simple: Set up a free-to-start pay-to-win daily WWE mobile phone game. DSP will start sending you that money back without realizing it.

 

[Average Russian Spy]

You simply need to undent his head. The trick is to drop him on his head again and it should buff right out!

 

[The handsome tard]

Make him get addicted to something slightly less retarded, like crack or fortnite

 

[Spirelord: Downfall]

Okay, so imagine your kid is a sandwich shop. You're an investor, okay? And your sandwich shop is investing in gold, pretending to be kings and stuff. *Snorts* So what you gotta do is tell him you'll pull out your financial style investment into his business if he doesn't behave. He's been giving superchats lately so tell him to donate through Paypal because it helps me NOW or he's grounded, alright?