Drunk / High Thread

[Marvin]

Taking another t-break starting tomorrow to get ready for 420.

Oh shit, good point.

I'm probably going to this next saturday.

 

[Vincenzo Valentino]

Cheers.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Today's the first genuinely nice day of spring, so I'm daydrinking with friends and going to a party tonight.

 

[James Howlett]

I'm at work and sober. I will come back later tonight when I'm shlammered.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Does drinking lots of sake and shochu automatically make me a weeb?

 

[A Skeleton]

Does drinking lots of sake and shochu automatically make me a weeb?

judging by your avatar and username i think you already know the answer

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's been a while since I've had a good wake and bake.

Happy 420, y'all.

 

[cheersensei]

I waited for the special occasion to break this in. It's solid amethyst and I've got some Acapulco Gold filled in the bowl. Now just relaxing to The Last Stream on the Left.

 

[Coster]

The lady ringing me up at my usual place asked if it was raining because it's been cloudy all day. I told her I've been out walking for probably an hour and haven't felt any. I think she felt bad I had to walk there (it's barely a fifteen minute walk from my bus stop, I've just been going a bunch of places today) because she gave me a free pre-roll with my purchase.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Got a choice today of resigning or being fired because a couple mexican kids called me a cocksucker and complained when I didn't kiss their ass. Tough shit cuz I already put it a resignation and got a better job. Free vacation bitchesssssssssss

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I just left a really great party and now I’m on my way to a shit party because I’ve known the host of the latter longer and really this is a bad idea.

 

[TheClorax]

I got drunk earlier, and the only thing I remember from it is thinking,
“If Earth is the third planet from the sun, then doesn’t that make all problems Third-World Problems?”

 

[~*dank meme*~]

I'm on my fourth cocktail can of shit. It's so good. I work tomorrow.

I'm watching my boyfriend play stepmania and I'm training him to understand the technicalities of DDR While trying not to fall down stairs

 

[Hodor]

Taking a break from smoking because of allergies + need to get rid of the cough, so I've been doin' edibles.

Nothing quite like some magic gummy bear and 80s j-pop.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Looking at this thread makes me realize I gotta find where I can get a god damn dealer for some bud.

 

[UW 411]

Cheese and lemons stinking out the house lately. My bong is practically like an extra limb at this point.
And lots of vodka lately so apologies for any typos and drunk, nonsensical shitposts over the past few days.

I love this thread.

I do tend to love everything after a few though, so there's that.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Finally found another plug after my last main one stopped selling and another guy I tried was so dumb smacked that he left all his weed at the Starbucks (I'm not making this up). RN I'm getting a little buzzed before I go to class in a few hours.

EDIT: Now it's time to cozy up with my bud and my bottle of Evan Williams.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm on my third bottle of champagne. THIRD. And I'm merely buzzed. Where's the justice?

 

[エボラちゃん]

I'm on my third bottle of champagne. THIRD. And I'm merely buzzed. Where's the justice?

I can't get drunk on white wine because it gives me horrible headaches.
(keep drinking)

 

[Gordon Cole]

Done with finals and I'm looking forward to spending every other day drunk and high off my ass.