Drunk / High Thread

[VLAD]

You know what's really good? Equal parts blended scotch, ginger wine, and boiling water.

Great winter drink for when you're working from home and waiting for the snowplows.

 

[Innocuous]

Jameson

 

[*Asterisk*]

Weed chocolate is the sexiest thing in the universe.

Fuck VR headsets. Edibles are already the best invention that will ever be made.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

I fucking love being crossfaded. I should be it more often.

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

Weed chocolate is the sexiest thing in the universe.

Fuck VR headsets. Edibles are already the best invention that will ever be made.

I received a sample of Kiva's blackberry chocolate medible. It was fantastic and smooth.

 

[nad7155]

Yes.

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Drunk again. And doing what I always do when so: listening to classic 80s music.

 

[EI 903]

 

[Mrs Paul]

I'd rather be drinking Irish cream. But all that's open is either vermouth (how do you pronounce that shit?), or sherry.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

Jesus im stoned. I was thinking about posting this as a lolcow but this guy is too legendary. he makes hundreds of videos about drinking malt liquor, skipping stones, and donald trump. I implore you to check him out.

Also source of getting this winner on his discussion page:

LOOK AT YOU NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING WHITE MAN DONE GOT YOURSELF KICKED OUT OF THE SUPPORT MALT LIQUOR GROUP ON FACEBOOK. LOL YOU RETARDED RACIST TOOL. LONG LIVE CORKY THATCHER YOU FUCKING GOON. STAY RIGHT HERE IN YOUR HOLE WHERE YOU BELONG. LMFAO!!!!!!

 

[Marvin]

So, for my early birthday, my sister got me a roll up rubber bong.

Like for toking on the go.

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[TL 611]

I'm continuing my adventures in weed stalk QWISO.

I had about 15grams of stalks/stems, which is nearly double what I had last time. Last time I fucked it up pretty badly, this time I was hoping for a better result.

And weelll, I've learnt a lot of things from this second attempt, I think my next try will be perfect

Spoiler: further spergin'

This has been a ballache the entire time first you have to grind the stalk down into a fine powder. I assumed that my mezzaluna that I use to chop weed would suffice.

Spoiler: this is a mezzaluna btw

Except mine is a cheaper kitchen one without all the sikk stoner writing

I was so goddamn wrong. The blade became totally dull about half way thru, and then I had to find a way to macgyver a knife sharpener. Turns out the bottom, unglazed ceramic ring on mugs work quite well.
Lesson #1: buy a goddamn coffee grinder for that shit.

The next few stages of adding the stalk to alcohol and shaking it went pretty damn well, but here's where I learnt Lesson #2- wear goddamn gloves when dealing with 99% alcohol, my hands feel so rough

After a few of-the-moment adjustments the filtering and placing the QWISO to dry went pretty damn well too, and I'm really digging the colour of the alco-weed mixture atm

I HAD 12 of those Petri dishes. I dropped one, obsessively checking because I'm a spaz
Oh and I'm pretty sure the specks are either air bubbles, or bits of stalk on the desk below I'm not a clean QWISO maker apparently, I made such a fuckin mess

I'm really excited for the outcome, even if it won't be that much

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would like to use LSD someday

 

[Mr Pizza]

My wife and I threw a party last Saturday and all of my friends brought a bunch beer and liquor. My wife's cousin brought her new husband who she married after about a month of dating. This guy has no volume control and really REALLY wanted to make sure everyone knew that Goku could beat up Superman, that he needs a job but won't work "bulllshit jobs", and the finer points of pokemon blue (over the alternatives, of course).

So everyone left pretty fucking early, leaving me to deal with his rum-fueled panic attack on my balcony.

The bright side is that I have a fuck-ton of alcohol that I'm dipping into tonight. It was kind of everyone to leave the spoils for me, even if it was to jump ship as quickly as possible.

 

[VLAD]

Found some Bacardi in the freezer that my old roommate must have forgotten about. Welp, her loss.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I would like to use LSD someday

I would caution you to go with a very, very, very small dose first time. I don't know anyone who's autistic who's used it, but I could see some bad shit happening because it's insanely bizarre to neurotypicals. Go really slow first time around!

 

[AnimuGinger]

I've been chugging cherry wine by the bottle. And my tolerance is building up.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I would caution you to go with a very, very, very small dose first time. I don't know anyone who's autistic who's used it, but I could see some bad shit happening because it's insanely bizarre to neurotypicals. Go really slow first time around!

Of what I have heard autism actually reduces the likelihood of an adverse reaction to LSD. That being said I don't have a citation so I won't take the chance

 

[VLAD]

I would caution you to go with a very, very, very small dose first time. I don't know anyone who's autistic who's used it, but I could see some bad shit happening because it's insanely bizarre to neurotypicals. Go really slow first time around!

Don't listen to this scrub.

Whatever you get your hands on, take at least two tabs of it. At least.

That'll give you a guaranteed mind-warping good time.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Whatever you get your hands on, take at least two tabs of it. At least.

And make sure you're on the Farms so we can see it all unfold