Dream Journal 12/18/14: Nightmare about Wal-Mart Arson

[Charlie's Chaplin]

"put a button on my phone and my shoes turned into roller skates"

I fucking lost it there. Jace lives in The Naked Gun as envisaged by Snoop Dogg and Bobby Kotick.

Silly Jace, there is no BBC 9...

Just have BBC 4 and BBC Radio 5 playing at the same time, innit.

 

[The Dude]

It's obvious that Ivan and his henchmen have gained control of the HAARP array and instead of giving Jace gay thoughts they're forcing him to dream about killing the only thing he truly loves: his gaming. Tomorrow night he will dream about joining ISIS/Al Gamerfood in dropping tactical nukes on all the weed farms in Mexico and Amsterdam.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Clearly Tranny Hitler is using PSYOP to disrupt his investigation into the Amsterdam operation. Possible involvement of the Thule Society notwithstanding.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I wonder how Jace felt about torching the weed farm in Farcry 3.

I loved that mission, except for the not being able to aim because of weed fumes. ... And the setting yourself on fire.

 

[WWWWolf]

Just have BBC 4 and BBC Radio 5 playing at the same time, innit.

...or let the Doctor Who writers conjure up terrifying scenarios about the future.

 

[Shokew]

It's hard to feel bad for a guy who only seems to be concerned with protecting his precious video games, IMHO - Still, I hate seeing people suffer (unless really, truly deserved), especially in their sleep, like Jace is being here. I hope the guy sleeps better in the meantime.