Do you wash your anus? (because you shouldn't)

[Turquoise]

Every time you wipe your sphincter you kill VITAL healthy bacteria that help to ensure long-term bullet hole health. Science has PROVEN causal correlation between longevity and an unwiped winker.

Be honest, is your dirtbox worthy of the name?

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Next you're gonna say it has antimicrobial properties

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Next you're gonna say it has antimicrobial properties

And it's self-cleaning.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Big Pajeet will never convince me to not wash my anus.

 

[peachlover669]

this is the kind of shit you see on the top of /fit/ with a lust provoking image of a female attached to it and then all the replys are just people posting porn

 

[Pruto]

Enjoy your incoming fistula

 

[Maxwell Carter]

NOT WITHOUT MY ANUS

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

 

[Waffle Iron]

But lidl drip said men should wash their butt.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I heard a story from a friend of a friend once that she noticed that she had been having issues with her butthole being very chronically itchy. She asked her Dr about it and he told her that she was likely being a little too thorough when cleaning it in the shower. The soap was causing the butthole oils to be washed away and this caused itchy skin. So that’s why I never wipe.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

Post hand

 

[Lip Glossary]

You guys just don't wipe your butts cuz you want your boyfriends to use their dicks like a dipstick and measure your oil.
Fags.

 

[Turquoise]

Post hand

 

[Lip Glossary]

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Nice Robin Williams arm hair, dick.

 

[not william stenchever]

I assumed this was an A&H thread.

 

[draggs]

I have spent my entire life training my butthole to endure being wiped thoroughly after poopin. You think I'm gonna throw that investment away?!

 

[Turquoise]

Do you guys believe in the secret and manifestion and stuff?

well, i'm kind of a private person and i like my own space. Once i stopped exfoliating my exit chute, i immediately began to manifest more personal space. it's real, i tell you. the benefits of annus horribilis go beyond mere microbes.

mind-body-universe, it's all one. consciousness and colon. being and balloon knot.