Do you unstring your celery?

[vomitusdeux]

Why would you remove nature's wrong spaghetti?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

People that don't unstring their celery are fucking savages.

 

[vomitusdeux]

People that don't unstring their celery are fucking savages.

why would you throw away nature's butthole party ribbon?

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I never knew that was an option. It gives me something to do later, when I pull them out of my teeth.

 

[Tablet County]

I don't eat celery.

 

[generic sauce]

naw but if you don't but cheeze wiz on that muhfucka you are cray cray

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I don't, but I also only use celery in cooking stews and stuff and never actually eat it.

 

[vomitusdeux]

naw but if you don't but cheeze wiz on that muhfucka you are cray cray

Get help

 

[generic sauce]

Get help

I don't think I will

 

[FlipTopBox]

Yes I do unstring my celery.

So that I can eat the strings and throw the rest away.

 

[JethroTullamore]

What the fuck is un-stringing celery?

 

[AnOminous]

Why would you remove nature's wrong spaghetti?

Fuck off you evil faggot, only Satan would do that.

I don't, but I also only use celery in cooking stews and stuff and never actually eat it.

The only real use for celery outside of mirepoix and shit is putting peanut butter on it.

 

[gongwonkyeye]

celery tastes nasty. and those stringy bits fooling your bum hole into thinking you have the big worms and must go back to the tropical medicine clinic? bad, bad juju.

 

[AnOminous]

celery tastes nasty.

But combined with carrots and onions it is part of the Holy Trinity of white cuisine.

 

[vomitusdeux]

What the fuck is un-stringing celery?

do you even eat celery if you have to ask

 

[Catler]

do you even eat celery if you have to ask

I eat celery all the time, both raw and in things. I too have never heard about "unstringing celery".

 

[vomitusdeux]

I eat celery all the time, both raw and in things. I too have never heard about "unstringing celery".

collenchyma cells

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

What's celery?

 

[OrionBalls]

But combined with carrots and onions it is part of the Holy Trinity of white cuisine.

Trinity has green peppers instead of carrots.

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

I love celery with peanut butter.