Do you like squirrels?

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Sometimes they're pretty cool.

 

[Frozen in time]

Yes they are very good animals to hang around with

 

[Retink]

I have no issues with them.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

They're cute but they can be dirty little bastards who eat anything, including the rotting carcasses of other dead squirrels.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I like our native red squirrels, although the grey squirrel is considered an invasive species here in the UK, and they cause a lot of damage to local ecosystems.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Fuck no. The neighbor spills pounds of peanuts off her porch trying to attract pigeons, but it mostly fosters a massive community of squirrels. My stairs are routinely slickened with squirrel piss and shit... until.

I get a livetrap, and smear a dallop of peanut butter on the trigger. Never takes more than 15 minutes wait to catch one.

Drown the varmits in a garbage can full of water. Throw the carcass on the roof for eagles/hawks/ravens.

I catch about four dozen a year, just to keep the population down.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Yeah, they're pretty fun. I think I like chipmunks a little more though.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

When I was a kid, we had a cat that really liked squirrels. Liked them so much he’d catch them, eat only their heads, and leave their decapitated bodies strewn in the yard. Shoveling and burying their bodies became a normal outdoor chore (we lived in a heavily forested area).

I miss that cat. Tougher and smarter than many people I’ve met irl.

Anyway, I like squirrels in as much as they’re a yardstick for how badass your cat is.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

I like our native red squirrels, although the grey squirrel is considered an invasive species here in the UK, and they cause a lot of damage to local ecosystems.

Well your fucking nigger squirrels are over here raping and assaulting our pure, virginal greys so fuck them and fuck the UK.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Ask @Cup Noodle since he makes his children shoot them. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-super-manly-hunting-thread.103824/

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Not so much since I saw this in my yard.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I always feel a little insulted when they do that thing where they run around to the back of the tree as you get closer, like you're going to forget they're there or something. I guess it's not the worst tactic but it still feels patronizing when they do it.

Ask @Cup Noodle since he makes his children shoot them. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-super-manly-hunting-thread.103824/

That's good, that's good, reminding the wildlife of its place by letting the juveniles of our species hunt them for sport.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

They’re okay.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Well your fucking nigger squirrels are over here raping and assaulting our pure, virginal greys so fuck them and fuck the UK.

Our squirrels are cuter.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I'd shoot squirrels if it weren't illegal. Annoying shits digging in my garden pots, eating plant leaves like the retards they are.

One of the pieces of shit chewed through a main pipe in my previous home and had the audacity to die inside the wall. Not only causing mold, requiring the siding be replaced, plumbing repaired, and attracted insects but by leaving their corpse the insurance company refused to pay for all of the damages as an "act of god".

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

Why yes (see above).

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Squirrels are cunts

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Squirrels are cool but massive cunts to my dog. These little bastards shake their ass at her as a taunt.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Ask @Cup Noodle since he makes his children shoot them. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-super-manly-hunting-thread.103824/

They taste real good. Basically chicken with a bit of game. They are real good in dumplings. I actually don't make my kids kill. The eldest only likes putting holes in paper and the youngest doesn't care about shooting at all. The middle one is a hunter and he is making me set him up for deer next season. I used to be big into hunting but I don't have the time anymore. If you are implying that I am a psychopath by purportedly forcing my kids to kill poor cute animals, you are barking up the wrong tree. I raise poor cute animals from birth and then knock them in the head to stun them, slit their throats, and dismember them for the frying pan. It takes a lot more balls to take an animal in your hands and end it than shooting it from afar. By today's standard that would make me a psychopath, but somebody had to kill your hamburger.

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I love squirrels.