Do you jerk-off at work?

[JethroTullamore]

Sometimes I go to the bathroom and rub one out real quick when no-ones around, what about you?

 

[Space Lazer Shark]

No.

 

[Shidoen]

No I take 1 hour long shots each day because I got the intestine tract of a shitty asphalt road.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Nice try boss man.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I am a professional sperm donor so I jerk off for work.

 

[Spud]

Well how else am I gonna get a promotion?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yes. I work at the male brothel

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I tried to but I came before I got the zip open

 

[Rembrandt]

You're literally this dude. Congratulations, you're a GTA caricature

 

[Catler]

I mean I work from home, what do you think

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Once you get promoted to a certain level, you can get somebody to do it for you.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I teach masturbation classes to disabled trans youth, so yes of course I wouldn’t be able to provide instruction otherwise.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I go off to the parking lot right, get in peoples cars and jerk off in them

 

[winterfag]

I used to know a furry that admitted to "pawing" himself at work. At a restaurant. I don't talk to him anymore

 

[Rozzy]

Working mainly from home ATM so I can jerk-off as I work.

 

[Feefee81093]

I have a car wand.