Do you have a job yet?

[Crysocyan]

I can't pay for your hobbies, ok.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

I have a real job Dad! I'm totally going to make it big on Tik-Tok!

 

[Rozzy]

Yes but it's been unproductive lately.

 

[Vingle]

I'm a professional shitposter and I’m getting paid for it.

 

[Shlomo XL]

To answer your question: almost there.

 

[Catler]

Yes and I hate it. I pray I can achieve my goal of being a stay at home husband.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I was a professional neg rater until Null took my rating privileges away and has not returned them.

 

[SandyCat]

No can you give me one?

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

As a user of Kiwi Farms I am a licensed transphobe. That is my job.

 

[Crysocyan]

No can you give me one?

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[SandyCat]

McDonald's Restaurant Global Careers

Build a rewarding career in our restaurants or in one of our global corporate offices. Search open jobs and apply today!

careers.mcdonalds.com

I'm banned from most fast food places

 

[Crysocyan]

I'm banned from most fast food places

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[Justtocheck]

You don't have to be a dick about it, dad. We're in a recession!

 

[Favored of Heaven]

Look... as soon as this butthole pays for this OC portrait he commissioned, I can afford a pair of boots and I'll join you on the jobsite. Promise this time.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Posting on Kiwi Farms is a job, mom! I’m helping with the revolution!!!! Gawd!

 

[JethroTullamore]

Of course I have a job, I clean up the booths at the local porn shop.

Yes it’s weird that they make me use my tongue instead of a mop, but you gotta start at the bottom, ya know?

 

[Uncle Sid]

I've got two jobs. It's current year, after all.

 

[Muu]

Ahm wurkin' on et

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

No can you give me one?

Take Josh up on his offer of being his 24/7 bitch agent. I hear it pays well in swattings, death threats, and mail bombs.

You don't have to be a dick about it, dad. We're in a recession!

We're not in a recession yet. We need one more quarter of negative growth for it to be official.

 

[Dialtone]

Do handjobs count?