Do Stairs go up?

[Doctor Neo Cortex]

Or do they go down? Why are they made this way? Why do they not go the way I want them too?

 

[SNU]

Stairs are bullshit. I don't believe in them. They are just fucked up looking floors

 

[Shig O'nella]

Why you asking us? None of us play the fiddle.

(Exactly three people will understand this)

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

ramp life nigga
nothin' but rollin'

 

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[KittyGremlin]

Stairs are bullshit. I don't believe in them. They are just fucked up looking floors

Stairs are just retarded elevators made up by globohomo FEMA labs to make white people less fat and direct more food to black lesbians of color. Do not believe their lies, invest in True Patriot Freedom Elevators today!

 

[We Are The Witches]

They don't go up nor down, they go diagonally, which is superior in every sense.

You just lack the sophistication to understand it.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Only sentries, dispensers and teleporters go up.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Don't stairs go any direction like the queen, it's escalators that go one direction

 

[Tablet County]

Stairs are for weaklings with underdeveloped legs who cannot jump from one floor to the other.

 

[BScCollateral]

Stairs don't move at all, so they do not go up or down.

 

[Calandrino]

They'll go down any time if that's what you want, kind of like OP's mom

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Lunacy thread. OP is an arm clinger

 

[Rozzy]

Stairs are annoying, as are motorcycles, traffic lights, busses, cars, bicycles and chimneys.

 

[Unsane]

Stairs represent a loop whether you go up and down or up one and come down by another.

My worst dream/nightmare played out on an arched staircase, but never understood what it meant.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

They don't go anywhere. You go up or down.