Do spooky skeletons make for good girlfriends?

[SandyCat]

With how many there are this time of year I figured I might have an actual chance

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

no inter species breeding pls, skelington with skelington only

 

[Mr. Bung]

no inter species breeding pls, skelington with skelington only

Yes, but the human and skeleton races are so closely related that they're practically the same. It is said by top men in the field of boneology that every human even has a skeleton within them and many humans even transform into skeletons eventually.

Skeleton girls are cute and one of the great things about them is that they never gain weight.

 

[A-Stump]

Spoiler: You tell me

 

[SandyCat]

no inter species breeding pls, skelington with skelington only

It's current year get with the times you bonephobe

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I stand for the skelington race! Skelington supremacy, hail skelator!

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I once had a spooky skeleton as a girlfriend for three years, but society could only think of our love as "an unnatural mockery of all that is right with the world" and "a third degree felony in most jurisdictions." Maybe once everyone evolves a little more.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

All I know is that if we don't learn to live with the skeletons among us we'll be well and truly boned.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I don't know, I prefer my ladies to have a little more meat on their bones personally.

Yes, but the human and skeleton races are so closely related that they're practically the same. It is said by top men in the field of boneology that every human even has a skeleton within them and many humans even transform into skeletons eventually.

Come on, they were clearly just being allegorical.

Only a moron would believe anyone literally has a skeleton inside them, how would that even work? Lmao, silly.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Skellies don't make for good fucking.

 

[El Goblina]

Skeletons only make good GFs if your idea of intimacy is taking her bone.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Undertale reference

 

[The Magnificence]

Spoiler

...?

 

[Retink Retunk]

No, they're just good for a bone.

 

[misterduckford]

Boner joke hehe

 

[Windsock]

unless both of you are tops , you should be good