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With Eli having just come back in to town last week, with it being a holiday week in the states, and with Eli's parents being super mad at both Jace and Eli I doubt it's him.

I also don't think it's Colby because he's Tyce's bitch and apparently doesn't really hang out with either of them.

I think it's just some deep-cover operatives who are going to the area to feed Jace bogus missions data.
 
The Nameless One powiedział(a):
Oh, for the love of God. That was fast. Hasn't Jace ever heard that anti-government militias are usually sustained by illegal drug operations, not go out of their way to shut them down. And how long was it between when Jace got the "ISIS is interferin' with muh chronic!!" idea and when he sent someone to South America about it?
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As I've said in the past, the Cartels aren't going to put up with foreigners (especially heathens) interfering with their (astoundingly) lucrative business. ISIS would have to pay huge amounts of money to the Cartels (which they might have), or they'd end castrated and decapitated corpses on the side of a highway.

My guess: Colby was going to go on vacation to "South America" (tourist resort in Mexico or some shit), Jace found out and said "Get me intel on ISIS and I'll let you back into Deagle Nation," Colby said "Uhhh, sure" and now we have Operation Stop ISIS From Bogarting the Weed.
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Probably.

MurcDusen powiedział(a):
It bugs me that he says "personnel", that makes it sound like multiple people, though Jace may very well not be aware of the subtle differences of words or intentionally spreading "false-flag intel". Especially since it's already weird that he can send even one person down there given the current manpower situation of DN, and that there's no upcoming next-gen console he could use to lure people into working for him.
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Intentional. Sun Tzu taught that soljers fuk pussy all warfare is based on deception.
 
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Almost guaranteed this is someone from the online side of DN saying they were going to Cancun for a winter break, and "I'll check out the ISIS stuff when I'm there", there's no way Jace is in a position to start an actual 'op' with the grow op and his welfare checks out of the picture.
 
I have the uneasy feeling that Jace and company are going to end up reenacting The Treasure of the Sierra Madre should this become the next Tupacolypse.

I can see it now: some poor Mexican civilian is going to ask Jace and his Friends "If you're marines then where's your medals?"

Then Jace is going to retort "Medals? We don't need no stinking medals!"
 
Dutchbash powiedział(a):
You'd think Jace would have learned something about his "missions" and their successrate after tupacalypse...

I really hope Jace doesn't send someone off to god knows where again. Seeing that he tweeted past-tense doesn't really give me much hope..
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That would imply Jace actually learns from his mistakes, especially after the first time he's made it. No, after the first Dicking, the smart thing to do would've been to not use the fucking webcam, but from what I've gathered, it took quite a few livestreams to put that into motion. That, or the dickings stopped after they ol' squad got bored or some shit.

In any case, this should be fucking hilarious. And no A-Log intended at all with this post, just noting that he doesn't learn from his mistakes all that well.
 
Maybe they're still trying to off Eli so they can use his cabin.
 
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Who is John?
https://twitter.com/JohnJohngun1
 
I suspect that this will turn out to be an attempt to troll Jace. Then again, Deagle Nation does have a track record of doing the impossible...
 
CWCcam's Razor is as follows:

Any individual who appears in a lolcow's life without either (1) being a documented member of their family or (2) appearing on camera with the lolcow, is likely to be a troll.

Therefore, I'm guessing John is a troll.

EDIT: Ninja'd by MurcDusen, plus they brought solid evidence. Nice job!
 
Tonebender powiedział(a):
Weens need to know it's funnier when Jace and co. do stuff on their own i.e. Tupacalypse.
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The timing is everything. Prodding Jace like this after a period of inactivity would seem like it's much funnier in comparison, but now that Operation Tupacalypse ended on a spectacular note literally a week ago, and Jace has been doing all these weird cottage capers out of his own volition, the manipulation by outsider forces doesn't seem nearly as exciting.

For what it's worth though, I'm not looking down on these people, this might turn out to be good content, but it's happening at an inoptimal timeframe, 's all what I'm saying.
 
I find it funny that if Jace sent someone to Mexico, he will keep referring to it as South America. Mexico is part of North America. Anyway, if they are really traversing Latin American countries, I think they will be mostly OK. The U.S. has embassies all over the place there. Unless it's Venezuela...
 
Pac powiedział(a):
I find it funny that if Jace sent someone to Mexico, he will keep referring to it as South America. Mexico is part of North America.
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Now hold on a second pardner. Let me ask you something. Is Mexico south of the United States of America?

Because that sounds to me like it IS "South America".

Don't question the commander rookie <3
 
Clown Doll powiedział(a):
The timing is everything. Prodding Jace like this after a period of inactivity would seem like it's much funnier in comparison, but now that Operation Tupacalypse ended on a spectacular note literally a week ago, and Jace has been doing all these weird cottage capers out of his own volition, the manipulation by outsider forces doesn't seem nearly as exciting.

For what it's worth though, I'm not looking down on these people, this might turn out to be good content, but it's happening at an inoptimal timeframe, 's all what I'm saying.
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Absolutely. I mean, look at the whole CWC thing now where everyone has been pretending to be his galpals for the last year or so. That's a lot of time and it's produced nothing funny. Although I suppose it's subjective. I'm sure a lot of people on these forums want to watch lolcows like tv shows, a lot want schadenfreude, and a lot just want funny content. Whatever. I just wanna drink dewrito and watch Jace play marinekin.
 
Here I was thinking Kyle was going to drink some Ayahuasca on Jace's dime and probably come back with some awesome visions under the guise of Cartelgarok or some other so bad it's good name. Turns out to be weens, but I bet the content will at least be worth a late night laugh.
 
So which of Jace's little pals has parents who like to spend the Thanksgiving long weekend vacationing in Cabo?
 
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