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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Głosy: 435 27,4%

  • Hunchback 2

    Głosy: 58 3,7%

  • A slow death

    Głosy: 1 093 68,9%
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SteelPlatedHeart powiedział(a):
Apparently King Triton was a big ol’ man-whore.
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It would've made some sense for them to be different kinds of white, black and mixed, like a white dad and black mom with some kids taking far more after their dad and some kids taking after their mom.
But they just HAD to throw a random East Asian in there for max virtue signal, for a movie that probably takes place in between Southern Europe and North Africa???

Yet Tinkerbells mysterious glow is too unrealistic, somehow. (Hint: it's her skin, hair and clothes that glow)

Also lol that all the previous life action princesses got cute outifts (except watson but that was self-sabotage) and a cute actor for the love interest, meanwhile both live action Ariels mermaid and land form look shit, and her love interest looks like a 50 yo alcoholic wash up.
 
SpiderBitch powiedział(a):
Again, Ariel looks very messy and not-royal in her design, now especially compared to her sisters who all have significantly better colour pallets for their skin and hair colour, prettier scale patterns, better hairstyles and overall more clean looks and accessories.
She looks like a complete peasant compared to her dark-skin sister, who actually looks like she could be the star in her own movie.
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Man whore or not Disney is proving the point of why male nobility haves mistresses, harlems, concubines, booty on the side and etc. in case one or more of the potential offspring are tard babies.
SpiderBitch powiedział(a):
The stylists seem to really hate her specifically lol.
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Best part is Disney been completely oblivious to what they're doing.
 
Christ the CGI is rough like an Asian kid getting a B+ and mom comes home kinda rough. Where the fuck were the producers and directors in the cutting room and approving CGI. Peter Jackson and Fran oversaw all the CGI additions on LOTR because they actually cared and it's their fucking job.

The live actions have always had very questionable effects but this is on a plane of existence in it's own right. But you already know what's coming Haley Berry's mongoloic cries "YOU DIDN'T SEE IT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WACIST!!!!!!!!" No Haley, no one fucking saw it because it looks like shit and the fact you were cast at the shocking lack of symmetry for an attractive role is unforgivable. I get it if Triton was fucking his cousin because it makes sense in the story.

Also, you are a cunt like an actual cunt, no one likes a bitch who throws the race card so willingly. Her behavior in interviews and the fact no one has reined the bitch in is shocking, there's professionalism. I am glad the little bitch has 2 more roles left then she is done.
 
omori powiedział(a):
Regarding the state of the park, I found this interesting bit of info.

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Get ready to see more rides go up in flames.
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If true, then these parks need to get their shit together ASAP. You can not fuck around with this kind of thing, because this is how lawsuits happen QUICKLY.

I used to work for a local amusement park right after high school. The VERY first thing they cram in your head is SAFETY. This includes how to properly operate the rides, where the emergency button/switch is to stop the ride dead in its tracks, how to override to manual control in case of emergency, etc... Every morning we would do a test run on all the rides to make sure they were working fine for the entire day. it wasn't just management, but maitenance that was super anal about that shit. In fact, maitenance were the ones that wanted to know what was going on 24/7 with them rather than management so if a ride was being odd, they were quick on that shit.

One specific portion of that safety lesson is to not let the parents hound you regarding being too anal about the kids staying in their seats because those same parents are part of the reason why accidents happen. They are just as bad of monsters as the kids they let run around doing whatever. Things that you would THINK would be common sense like...
  • If the kid's head doesn't hit the measuring stick and goes completely over the top, they can't go on the ride
  • If they don't stay in their seat after multiple times you've told them not to fucking move around, you have the right to kick them off
  • If the ride can not be operated due to [insert reason here] then you pretty much have to tell them to fuck off (in a nice way, obviously) until maintenance shows up.
Parents can, and WILL, challenge these things to the point where they are verbally fighting with security. Giving in to them and letting them dictate how the park should operate is something that should NEVER be a thing. One night I was operating the train that goes around the park, and the damn thing kept getting stalled due to slipping on the tracks (specifically the uphill part), and when i was being trained i was told if it got REALLY bad, then shut the ride down. Well a parent complained I closed the ride down and a manager yelled at me in front of the parent to open the ride SPECIFICALLY for her. Train stalled, as expected, for a good 5 minutes.
 
The Frozen Ever After ride is notorious for breaking down and it takes ages to restart. I was in line for it and a group was in front of me when the queue got closed and we were told to leave and given passes to come back later. They acted like you had taken their first born and spiked it like a football in front of them. It was like not going on that ride was going to kill them and I'm stuck behind them unable to leave the queue until they move so i got a nice front row seat and an extra fast pass for dealing with their shit.
 
SteelPlatedHeart powiedział(a):
Nobody knows how to keep their mouth shut anymore…
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SERIOUSLY, stop talking.
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SteelPlatedHeart powiedział(a):
Apparently King Triton was a big ol’ man-whore.
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This might be the biggest and best example of “forced diversity” I’ve seen in a while.
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I love how this implies that King Triton is an absolute gigachad who laid pipe in all of Atlantis. Also, I didn't see King Triton in this, but if he's White, despite the daughter being Black or mixed, then it means Disney also supports White Boy Summer.

Also, is it just me, or the Black Mermaid above the black-washed Ariel looks better? She looks better just for not having a airport runway between her eyes & has a way cooler looking design. Also, I can tell the Asian one is somewhere close to Chinese, she looks a bit like Lucy Liu.
SpiderBitch powiedział(a):
Again, Ariel looks very messy and not-royal in her design, now especially compared to her sisters who all have significantly better colour pallets for their skin and hair colour, prettier scale patterns, better hairstyles and overall more clean looks and accessories.
She looks like a complete peasant compared to her dark-skin sister, who actually looks like she could be the star in her own movie.

The stylists seem to really hate her specifically lol.
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The Jewish women make-up clique conspiracy just keeps getting stronger with everyone of these cases.
 
Every single one of the half siblings looks better than the ugly monster that is pretending to be Ariel
 
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Xenomorphs Are Cute powiedział(a):
I love how this implies that King Triton is an absolute gigachad who laid pipe in all of Atlantis. Also, I didn't see King Triton in this, but if he's White, despite the daughter being Black or mixed, then it means Disney also supports White Boy Summer.

Also, is it just me, or the Black Mermaid above the black-washed Ariel looks better? She looks better just for not having a airport runway between her eyes & has a way cooler looking design. Also, I can tell the Asian one is somewhere close to Chinese, she looks a bit like Lucy Liu.

The Jewish women make-up clique conspiracy just keeps getting stronger with everyone of these cases.
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Here’s what he looks like in the movie.
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