Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Terrifik]

but it gets worst
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This was all a backstory to *Magic Mirror*

https://twitter.com/monetspaintings/status/1725499463110996289

https://archive.ph/wip/qu09o

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/4GdkF

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i guess twitter leaks are starting for wish.

https://twitter.com/iceman20223/status/1727091569935970556

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

The last passable Disney film to me was Encanto.

I saw the big nosed dolls in Walmart and laughed at how fucking hideous they were.

Back then the princesses literally had action reference actors, their proportions aren't realistic but how actresses used to be (or at least tried to attain)

She looks great, and I love the resemblance.

Elemental was surprisingly good, if pretty unoriginal in terms of storytelling.

It's lame rehashed Inside Out with a hamfisted pro-miscegenation message.

No kidding. In recent years, I went to the new Academy Museum of Motion Pictures in Los Angeles. One room that was specifically about animated films included a small slideshow display about the cartoon no-no's of the past. This was mainly to do with minstrels and the like, but about half of the content and the cartoons they cited to be lumped into this pile of shame genuinely pissed me off when I saw them:

I hope the other rooms were better.

Both of these are supposed to be afro latino or something.

Asha's dress is terrible compared to the other one which is mint and no hideous noses like Encanto.

Why they didn't give Asha a dress transformation or something in order to fill the "awesome sparkly dress that will sell like hotcakes" niche is beyond me. Instead, all she gets is a ripoff of the Fairy Godmother's cloak.

Are dress transformations haram now too? Would rather watch magical girl anime without ugly protags.

*Spoiler warning for Madoka Magica

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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>83% review score for Wish
Bots, the lot of them. Either that or they're lo-BOT-omized.

 

[Escaped Abortion]

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Both of these are supposed to be afro latino or something.
One of these is a main character, one a side character... disney does realise that one of the reasons that elsa was so popular with lil girls was that her design was really pretty with nice hair and a glamorous glittery gown, right?

(Also, one is a bit mean to her younger sister bc their grandma is emotionally abusive, the other overthrew a kingdom bc idk she felt like it)

Also, wtf is that weird scrunching on the side of her dress?? Its ugly and distracting

Asha is wearing that one dress I used for filler characters in my medieval sims town, except monochromatic to suck out what little charm it could have.

i guess twitter leaks are starting for wish.

https://twitter.com/iceman20223/status/1727091569935970556

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So with her Fairy Godmother powers, when do you think Asha made the wish to become white?
Is Peter Pan her grandfather getting his wish? I don't really see how kidnapping children to a land where they never grow up would fulfill his goal of inspiring them, or was one of Asha's interchangable friends dreaming of running Epstein's island? You see, that is the kind of wish that should stay in its bubble.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Is Peter Pan her grandfather getting his wish? I don't really see how kidnapping children to a land where they never grow up would fulfill his goal of inspiring them, or was one of Asha's interchangable friends dreaming of running Epstein's island? You see, that is the kind of wish that should stay in its bubble.

Didn't even bother to make him an actual boy if they were going for the Peter Pan angle. Might as well have just inserted Tingle into the role at that point.

 

[Terrifik]

most likely 2025

 

[Betonhaus]

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most likely 2025

At this point I just have a morbid curiosity about how the show will be ruined. Will the new toy be a fleshlight? A black female action figure? Painted ones or a Funko pop?

 

[Basic Blond Boy]

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-lists/walt-disney-animated-movie-ranking-1234892890/home-on-the-range-2004-1234892893/

New Disney list if anyone is interested. It got /co/'s attention for being wrong about Ralph as they decided to rank the first super low then claimed the sequel was better about 10 positions above it. To say the least, not a big fan of the list.

I am not an artfag at all and don't know technical terms but I love beautiful animation. There's something I don't like about 3D animation like Tangled, Frozen, Wish etc. It's lacking something, and not just the effort of hand-drawing. Like it can't convey the same stuff. At least 3D films like Tangled had good music though and not this clunky, awkward dogshit from Wish.

2D animation is more expressive when it comes to characters, but 3D seems to do better when it comes to worlds. The particle effects and detail in the backgrounds of Frozen and Tangled were large selling points of the movies even if the 3D disallowed for more expressionist characters.

- Side Note: Kristoff is way better in 2D, Frozen really did him dirty changing his personality and design in the finished product.

The only film that looks better character-wise from 2D to 3D is Wreck-It-Ralph. Those characters were built for 3D and would look way more out of place next to each other without it. Calhoun and Felix really do come from 2 different worlds in 2D, whereas 3D retains the distinction but still has them feel natural next to each other.

Ralph has more expressions, yet something feels off with the design to me.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Ralph has more expressions, yet something feels off with the design to me.

Wants to be like if Donkey Kong became Chris Farley without going all Chris Farley with a touch of the Giant from that Mickey Mouse and the Beanstalk short. Definitely was for the best Wreck-It Ralph went 3D, though allowing for pixel art was a good compromise.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

I think the Wish writers accidentally put their character creation process into the movie:

"What's your weakness?"
"I get irrational when I'm nervous?"
"No, no: You care too much."
"I do? Wait, is that a weakness?"

 

[ShitLurker]

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>83% review score for Wish
Bots, the lot of them. Either that or they're lo-BOT-omized.

Agreed, that audience score is way too high be it people being retards or just getting bumped by bots. Guess now that they notice that critics mean fuck all, they stop buttering them and now they focus on bumping the audience score if it's bots in action?

 

[Foltest]

I have no plan to watch this movie, but everything about it is so flabbergasted.
Why? Why make it a damn Disney cinematic universe? Why make the main character into the fairy godmother?
Why does this make less fucking sense than Kingdom Hearts?
If someone said that it is also connected to KH, I would accept it.

 

[Positron]

make [life-action Aladdin] where there is pretty much no inspiration, no chemistry between actors whether romance or between hero and antagonist, no cleverness in the script, no interesting visuals, nothing.

And no Gilbert Gottfried.

 

[Mukhrani]

So with her Fairy Godmother powers, when do you think Asha made the wish to become white?

My new Disney Cinematic Universe headcannon is that Asha the Fairy Godmother at some point joins the KKK, wishes herself to be white, and goes around bibbidi-bobbidi-booing all the nu Disney minorities out of existence, until you get the all-white, historically accurate European fairy tales of the classical Disney era.

 

[starborn427614]

And no Gilbert Gottfried.

We'll never get King of Thieves in Kingdom Hearts with Gilbert and John Rhys Davies (Aladdin's dad) bantering it up. The past couple of years has really sucked for celeb deaths.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

We'll never get King of Thieves in Kingdom Hearts with Gilbert and John Rhys Davies (Aladdin's dad) bantering it up. The past couple of years has really sucked for celeb deaths.

As horribly autistic as it sounds, there IS a fanfiction out there that was decent enough and was written before KH3 came out that devoted a few chapters to an Aladdin 3 segment.

 

[Michael Wade]

We'll never get King of Thieves in Kingdom Hearts with Gilbert and John Rhys Davies (Aladdin's dad) bantering it up. The past couple of years has really sucked for celeb deaths.

I always wanted to fight the horned king. I was pretty bummed out when we lost hurt

 

[Stab You in the Back]

https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-lists/walt-disney-animated-movie-ranking-1234892890/home-on-the-range-2004-1234892893/

New Disney list if anyone is interested. It got /co/'s attention for being wrong about Ralph as they decided to rank the first super low then claimed the sequel was better about 10 positions above it. To say the least, not a big fan of the list.

37 ‘Strange World’ (2022)
Disney evidently forgot to market Strange World, because a) it bombed, and b) nobody seems to know it exists. That sucks, because this sci-fi adventure in the vein of classic explorer movies is delightful. It fulfills dreams of legitimate queer representation that audiences have been longing for, and its father-son dynamic at its core is handled well — even if it’s often overshadowed by an overly familiar story (and environmental message) that fails to live up to its interesting cast and vibrant visuals.


Yeeeeeesh. Its hard to take any of their recommendations seriously since every review is seemingly based on modern political sensibilities rather than the quality of the film. Their Peter Pan review is particularly hilarious, basically griping that the film is good despite being a modern holocaust against indians.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

37 ‘Strange World’ (2022)
Disney evidently forgot to market Strange World, because a) it bombed, and b) nobody seems to know it exists. That sucks, because this sci-fi adventure in the vein of classic explorer movies is delightful. It fulfills dreams of legitimate queer representation that audiences have been longing for, and its father-son dynamic at its core is handled well — even if it’s often overshadowed by an overly familiar story (and environmental message) that fails to live up to its interesting cast and vibrant visuals.


Yeeeeeesh. Its hard to take any of their recommendations seriously since every review is seemingly based on modern political sensibilities rather than the quality of the film. Their Peter Pan review is particularly hilarious, basically griping that the film is good despite being a modern holocaust against indians.

wasn't there something about Strange World being a total ripoff of a scifi artist's stuff

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

So with her Fairy Godmother powers, when do you think Asha made the wish to become white?
Is Peter Pan her grandfather getting his wish?

Maybe a reference to Michael Jackson, or Peter Pan syndrome in general? People refusing to grow up is increasingly Disney's bread and butter, after all. Some representation for the audience Disney's trying to build.