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Cruella is evil because her mum was knocked off a cliff by Dalmatians when she was younger.

This was a deliberate assassination performed via dog whistle.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Cruella is evil because her mum was knocked off a cliff by Dalmatians when she was younger.

This was a deliberate assassination performed via dog whistle.

This isn't a joke? This is literally how Disney chose to explain why she hates dogs?

Sweet Christ.

 

[PeriodicTrouble]

This isn't a joke? This is literally how Disney chose to explain why she hates dogs?

Sweet Christ.

Considering that Powerpuff girls script and Sonic's original movie design, I've learned to not doubt anything as they truly will put out anything if they see dollar signs for it.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Cruella is evil because her mum was knocked off a cliff by Dalmatians when she was younger.

This was a deliberate assassination performed via dog whistle.

What the ever-living fuck is this? It's not even a mauling?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Cruella is evil because her mum was knocked off a cliff by Dalmatians when she was younger.

This was a deliberate assassination performed via dog whistle.

Okay, what the the fuck were the writers smoking when they came up with that idea? Dalmation turds?

 

[cactus]

Cruella is evil because her mum was knocked off a cliff by Dalmatians when she was younger.

This was a deliberate assassination performed via dog whistle.

Wow, that's funny, because from I've seen in both 101 Dalmatian movies, Cruella loved the dalmatian fur pattern, but only stole puppies because the adult dalmatian fur was coarse. So she never had anything against dalmatians in the first place.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

In an alternate universe, Paul Verhoeven directed a version of Cruella which included a scene in which Emma Stone dyes her pubic hair black and white.

 

[omori]

Oh this is bad…

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So Paramount owns all of Disney’s Miramax movies now and it looks like Scream will be the first Disney-Miramax film to debut on 4K.

Wonder if Disney kept the Miramax masters privately

 

[Product Placement]

So Paramount owns all of Disney’s Miramax movies now and it looks like Scream will be the first Disney-Miramax film to debut on 4K.

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Wonder if Disney kept the Miramax masters privately

Disney sold Miramax back in 2010 for $660 million to an investor group which was then sold in 2016 for $1 billion to beIN Media Group a spinoff of Al Jazeera, they had no idea what to do with it and failed to make really any money for it, so around 2019 they started looking for buyer of 50% of the company, ViacomCBS ended up with 49% of the business for $375 million which gave them exclusive worldwide distribution rights to its library, something they want to pad out it's stream service and also part of the deal was to co-produce new content based on titles from the library which is why stuff like Scream, 5 is getting fast tracked

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

So apperantly the new Pixar movie is gay calarts Ponyo?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

So apperantly the new Pixar movie is gay calarts Ponyo?

No, the people writing those articles are just fucking insane. It's more of a racial allegory than anything else if you really want to read between the lines.

But you're not wrong about the Ponyo comparison. The slice-of-life aspects and the (fictional, but based off an actual town) Italian city of Portorosso gives off that "This is a Ghibli film if made by an outsider" feeling to the point I almost could believe it wasn't a Pixar film.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

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There's a joke in there somewhere about "Colombian Snow", yadda yadda. I hope Disney casts The Rock as one (or hell, all) of the seven dwarfs.

 

[madethistocomment]

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There's a joke in there somewhere about "Colombian Snow", yadda yadda. I hope Disney casts The Rock as one (or hell, all) of the seven dwarfs.

>Have a character who is literally named after how pale she is
>cast a brown Columbian girl to play her

Now they're just rubbing it in our faces.

 

[Oats12345]

>Have a character who is literally named after how pale she is
>cast a brown Columbian girl to play her

Now they're just rubbing it in our faces.

Honestly I'm just hoping one of these days they cast a person of color in a Disney live action adaption and accidentally cast a conservative person of color. The irony would be glorious

 

[The Nothingness]

Why not just make a live action remake of The Princess and the Frog? You could still use Keith David as the villain poor brother who is a pawn of the white man and de-age him.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Did Variety mess with that picture? Or did they purposefully pick a picture of that actress at her most tan?

Cause this is what she looks like in that Westside Story movie.

 

[XYZpdq]

Did Variety mess with that picture? Or did they purposefully pick a picture of that actress at her most tan?

Cause this is what she looks like in that Westside Story movie.
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she looks very Snow White here

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There's a joke in there somewhere about "Colombian Snow", yadda yadda. I hope Disney casts The Rock as one (or hell, all) of the seven dwarfs.

I could see him as all seven dwarfs circa The Tooth Fairy

 

[Oats12345]

Disney channel had a pedo on who claims to be "non-binary" and was explaining They/Them pronouns. He explained shit as I still don't understand how They/Them are a pronoun and I'm still convinced you should be considered mentally ill if you do so.

Also he looks like man who fucks childern and even sounds like it. Fuck disney!!!

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

Did Variety mess with that picture? Or did they purposefully pick a picture of that actress at her most tan?

Cause this is what she looks like in that Westside Story movie.
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Oh, they're fishing for outrage and publicity, no doubt. Disney and their actress too, for that matter.

In fact, she seems to have been fishing for some of that outrage fame like crazy these past few years:

Spoiler: Baiting for fame