dinosaur - livestream 9/9/2021

[Mr. Ghoul]

She's so depressed, being on her own. I'd feel bad, if I didn't know who she is. Is that how she reeeeeeels them in?

Did Wifey bail?

 

[clusterfuckk]

Gorl, get over your thin ass hair it's fucking broken

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Original dress.

That dress is ugly AF in both pics

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

No Beckeh no Wifey = U L T R A boring

 

[mekalekahi]

"Did you apologize to Becky for blaming her?"
"I don't know what your talking about"

 

[mysterymoment]

So her new form of measurement of success is mobility, which is easy to lie about and hard to disprove. Smartlynn

 

[Semen_Recycler]

she bought the fucking dog ice cream

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Oh, good. That’s exactly what your obese, elderly dog needs. Why do fatties always have to make their pets fat too?

 

[Insulin reid]

Oh, good. That’s exactly what your obese, elderly dog needs. Why do fatties always have to make their pets fat too?

Wait. So did she not eat the dog ice cream?

 

[mysterymoment]

I gotta say, Jade must’ve given her some pretty good advice because she’s suddenly attempting to humanise herself to the audience

 

[Null]

Amberlynn is a person you really want to see bad things happen to. She has no sense of humility and no shame.

Chantal is really gross and hard to tolerate but she's much more genuine and honest with the hardships in her life. It rarely feels like she's putting up her guard and trying to fool people (she has her moments, but Amberlynn's entire public persona is a facade).

 

[dollastoho]

Chantal is really gross and hard to tolerate but she's much more genuine and honest with the hardships in her life. It rarely feels like she's putting up her guard and trying to fool people (she has her moments, but Amberlynn's entire public persona is a facade).

I agree, Chantal has her faults but I believed her over gunt about the phone call neghole pozzing incident.

 

[LyfeOfACumDumpster]

Wait. So did she not eat the dog ice cream?

Of course she fucking did.

 

[Cock wombler]

Okay I'm going to say something super gay and retarded but a possible reason for the dinosaur title and in her ig bio.... I'm a similar age to Amber and I remember about 10/15 years ago people used to write corny ass shit on social media like "rawrr means I love you in dinosaur" it was the teen version of live love laugh. As Amber peaked in her teens I can see her using this gay ass quote and thinking it means she's (her relationship is) quirky and unique .

 

[kamekmagik]

She claims to love walking and it's therapy to her, but it sounds a lot like, 'apples taste like candy, now!' and how delicious Optavia or Weight Watchers meals are (read: lies). And she loves dinosaurs? Yeah, right. I see she's continued the title clues.

I still think about the apple quote all the time because she said it like it was such a revelation. Fruits... have sugar. I personally am a big fruit fan, why does she think we put them in and on pastries and we have candies flavored like fruit.

Like that has to be a sign that she never had a whole fruit for like a decade before this lol

I'm pretty sure we've known that fruit is nature's candy for some thousands of tears. But thanks for the headsup amber. brb going to grab strawberries

 

[dollastoho]

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FUCKING BRAIN-DEAD FUCKS.

This retard gave $5 just to tell the other tards not to give her $. Jesus, you can't make this shit up!

they keep asking her to rank names
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LMAO

 

[Bilibin]

So it seems like Jade told her to completely ignore anything related to her or their relationship. Someone superchatted "Amber, please address the elephant in the room, you know what it is." and she feign ignorance and then tries to distract from the question.

I guess it's the smartest strategy to go with to completely ignore the topic (which is why we know it wasn't her idea lol) but it only works if you're in it for the long-haul. In the short term the spergs on reddit/facebook will probably redouble their efforts to reach out to Jade's family and Amber doesn't have the fortitude to keep ignoring it.

One of the things that made me chuckle was when she told us that she "had a meal yesterday where it was literally baked chicken and broccoli and I was like in heaven. So it's like knowing that I can eat that type of food and actually enjoy it. It's like then why don't I do that more often?"

Of course everyone here knew that she has always hated the healthy food she has either cooked or gotten as part of a diet-kit, but it's still amusing when she inadvertently admits to it. It's like when she rates something 10/10 and then a week later says it made her gag. Everything she says and does is performative but those moments when the facade of who she's pretending to be become so incredibly transparent are very amusing.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Gorl, get over your thin ass hair it's fucking broken

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When she paws at her hair it makes me cringe - Also when she said about Wifey 'loving' brushing her hair it gave me sort of creepy chills

So her new form of measurement of success is mobility, which is easy to lie about and hard to disprove. Smartlynn

Except logic dictates there is no way on God's flat earth that she can walk for 40 mins straight when we know that shortly before splitting from Becky she could barely walk for 4

Amberlynn is a person you really want to see bad things happen to. She has no sense of humility and no shame.

I know right - Just when you think that you might actually be a good person you see her face and you just want to punch a kitten in he kunt

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I still think about the apple quote all the time because she said it like it was such a revelation. Fruits... have sugar. I personally am a big fruit fan, why does she think we put them in and on pastries and we have candies flavored like fruit.

Like that has to be a sign that she never had a whole fruit for like a decade before this lol

I'm pretty sure we've known that fruit is nature's candy for some thousands of tears. But thanks for the headsup amber. brb going to grab strawberries.

She really does talk like she's an authority on things when her world view is limited to what she can see from her own window.

And to think how much shite she consumes that is packed full of fructose (admittedly from corn as opposed to fruit). Part of the reason she is so fat is because we discovered how to recreate the substance that makes fruit sweet and add three times the amount to everything from a juice drink to sliced white bread.

Even Panera Bread has high fructose corn syrup in it.

 

[dfranki723]

''I used to love being manic aswell''..

Are you referring to the times when you pretend to be going through a manic episode by intentionally screaming and forcing laughter? That kind of ''manic''?
I can't handle her obvious attempts at using Becky's channel response to make herself look good. She is sooooooooo happy for Becky y'all, she wouldn't want ANYONE to go through the traumatising hardships that only she does! Do you see how empathatic she is? A dainty gorl with a heart of gold.

For fucksake, she wasn't AFRAID of going to the gynaecologist, she couldn't be bothered. This pathetic ''sexual abuse'' card is tiresome. She doesn't want to talk about it but always tries to drop huge, unsubtle hints. This bitch wants everyone to know she's the most traumatised, abused and bullied person to have ever fucking existed.

I've never come across someone who attention seeks to this extent. Normally an attention will pick out one or two things and play them for as long and hard as possible, not Fatty. Nope. She has to have EVERYTHING wrong, mental illness, physical illness, abuse from family members, abuse from girlfriend's, being cyberbullied, being in foster care, getting humiliated in public, being dumped and God knows what else.
It's incredible how somebody who lies about all of this extravagant shit STILL manages to be boring and bland,

 

[Awkwafina]

So her new form of measurement of success is mobility, which is easy to lie about and hard to disprove. Smartlynn

It’s easy for her to lie because it’s like second nature to her but people who have eyes can easily disprove all these new claims about being able to walk for 30/40 minutes. The last two lives whenever she’s walking around she’s constantly leaning on the counter and out of breath after 2 minutes. Her excuse too was “it’s just because i’m nervous and im talking to you guys but when i walk im not talking” just more lies. Who has enough stamina to walk for 40 mins but gets out of breath from having to walk around their own apartment kitchen and talk? Wifey may be making her walk daily but she’s absolutely not doing it for 30/40 minutes like she claims.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

It’s easy for her to lie because it’s like second nature to her but people who have eyes can easily disprove all these new claims about being able to walk for 30/40 minutes. The last two lives whenever she’s walking around she’s constantly leaning on the counter and out of breath after 2 minutes. Her excuse too was “it’s just because i’m nervous and im talking to you guys but when i walk im not talking” just more lies. Who has enough stamina to walk for 40 mins but gets out of breath from having to walk around their own apartment kitchen and talk? Wifey may be making her walk daily but she’s absolutely not doing it for 30/40 minutes like she claims.

She will forever try to convince us that this 50-70lbs difference between her and the typical My 600lb Life subject makes all the difference.

Like somehow weighing just 13% less than the name of that show is the difference between being able to stand, walk, wash and do housework or being immobile.