Dick & Balls complaints

[EyeGuy]

I didn't see a thread for this, if it exists please delete.
I thought it would be good to have a place to compare stories of pains, penile experiences etc.

I have always gotten sores under my foreskin, usually I hardly notice and it goes away. I have had two really large/bad ones. The one I currently have has been there for maybe 5 months. It has gone down but I wonder if it'll ever fully go away now. I've gotten an extended circumcision session and penis examination day & the rabbis say it's ok.

This could be for any guys who want to ask if anybody else has the same problems or "is this normal" questions.

Pooners not welcome, KYS plz

 

[seri0us]

im a rabbi

 

[Fireman Sam]

OP, have you ever had a urinary catheter jammed into your jap's eye and it stung like a million microscopic knives? If so, this is a safe space to talk about your penis problems.

 

[Mr Steal Your Farm]

When I wake up, I always need to wait for 10 minutes for my morning wood to go away so I can urinate.

That is how I get distracted on my phone for half an hour or so, but recently, I started to do sit ups to get the blood flowing out of my erection into my abs so that I don't have to wait so long to pee.

 

[libRT]

Pooners attempt to gain skinwalking intel.

 

[Meth Until Death]

When I wake up, I always need to wait for 10 minutes for my morning wood to go away so I can urinate.

That is how I get distracted on my phone for half an hour or so, but recently, I started to do sit ups to get the blood flowing out of my erection into my abs so that I don't have to wait so long to pee.

My morning stiffy takes to long to go away so I've learnt how to do a handstand over the toilet bowl. I've just mastered the art of closing my mouth so I don't get wee in it.
Doing sit ups sounds like a better idea tbh

 

[Pee Cola]

Last time I checked, BP was a women's space. Only troons would have the balls to talk about their dicks in a women's space.

 

[Meth Until Death]

Last time I checked, BP was a women's space. Only troons would have the balls to talk about their dicks in a women's space.

Good one dickhead, troons don't have the balls (or doodles lol) because they cut them off . Do you have any complaints about your dick & balls?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Under no circumstances should dawn dish soap get on your scrotum. It will dry the skin out and make it painfully crack and peel. besides that ingrown hairs on the scrotum are the worst.

 

[Android raptor]

Dicks and balls look funny

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]