DeviantArt Horrors

[Piga Dgrifm]

I am just so utterly confused by this person's gallery. I can't look away.

 

[triangleboy]

@Piga Dgrifm

These images elicit a primal fear response in me and I can't explain why

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

@Piga Dgrifm

These images elicit a primal fear response in me and I can't explain why

Can a dA user transcend :autism: to just something that no amount of it can simply describe said user? Because that's the feeling I get from these pictures.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Going deeper down the rabbit hole:

Spoiler

 

[Monolith]

Going deeper down the rabbit hole:

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These transcend satire. No one who isn't serious would ever think of making a gallery full of these... images.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Going deeper down the rabbit hole:

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Have we stumbled upon another Bryce Cherry?

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Going deeper down the rabbit hole:

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Here's his description of himself:

37 years old.

He also makes a ton of... whatever this is:

He calls them "body language puzzles".

He's upset by those grounded GoAnimate videos:

This Autism is a black hole that sucks in everything around it and spits it back out in an incomprehensible way.

 

[Vault Boy]

Here's his description of himself:
Wyświetl załącznik 486299
37 years old.

He also makes a ton of... whatever this is:
Wyświetl załącznik 486300
He calls them "body language puzzles".

He's upset by those grounded GoAnimate videos:
Wyświetl załącznik 486303
Wyświetl załącznik 486304
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This Autism is a black hole that sucks in everything around it and spits it back out in an incomprehensible way.

"I am 0% pedophile."

Do you guys think that's a rather curious way to introduce yourself, or is it just me?

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Here's his description of himself:
Wyświetl załącznik 486299
37 years old.

He also makes a ton of... whatever this is:
Wyświetl załącznik 486300
He calls them "body language puzzles".

He's upset by those grounded GoAnimate videos:
Wyświetl załącznik 486303
Wyświetl załącznik 486304
Wyświetl załącznik 486306

This Autism is a black hole that sucks in everything around it and spits it back out in an incomprehensible way.

Holy shit, this guy needs a thread.

 

[Surewould]

"0% manchild"

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Oh wow

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

 

[triangleboy]

It kind of reminds me of one of those bots that I can't remember the name of, the ones that look like real people commenting but when you take a closer look it's complete nonsense.

It also kind of reminds me of that one "ubisoft goes steamworks bye bye always on DRM" reddit post

Alternatively, a really really fucking weird form of secret communication.

EDIT: MARKOV CHAIN, that's what it's called.

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Here's his description of himself:
Wyświetl załącznik 486299
37 years old.

He also makes a ton of... whatever this is:
Wyświetl załącznik 486300
He calls them "body language puzzles".

He's upset by those grounded GoAnimate videos:
Wyświetl załącznik 486303
Wyświetl załącznik 486304
Wyświetl załącznik 486306

This Autism is a black hole that sucks in everything around it and spits it back out in an incomprehensible way.

I'm reading this in the voice of Michael Falk, the Onion's autistic reporter.

 

[HY 140]

god damn this dude is 37, and his grammar is atrocious

https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/favourites/
also most of his favorites are his own shit, cause no one else likes this

 

[Chrisology1337]

If you think his deviantART postings are bad, his statuses are just as bad, if not dense:

https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/status/14070454

Spoiler: My Art is Great

"My Art Is Great, I Am Proud Of It, And I Am Proud Of My Fanfiction. And I Keep My Personal Info A Secret, And I Am Being Safe And Careful on The Internet"

https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/status/14062120

Spoiler: I WILL FIGHT FOR MY HONOR

"I CAN AND WILL PROTECT MYSELF AND DEFEND MYSELF AND KEEP MY PERSONAL INFO A SECRET! AND I CAN AND WILL CONTINUE WITH THE INTERNET AND DEVIANTART AND MAKE THE ART I MAKE, I AM PROUD OF IT ALL!"

https://www.deviantart.com/mollyhaleismyfriend/status/14026946

Spoiler: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! MY PERSONAL INFORMATION IS NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS!! AND I AM A FAN OF CARTOONS, GAME SHOWS, COOKING SHOWS, MOVIES, ETC. THERE IS NOTHING RONG WITH IT!! PLEASE STOP ANTAGONIZING ME AND IMPERSONATING ME!! AND I CAN AND WILL CONTINUE WITH THE INTERNET AND KEEP MY PERSONAL INFO A SECRET!!"

How this guy doesn't already have a thread on here amazes me.

 

[triangleboy]

Hahaha, thread when???

 

[Chrisology1337]

Hahaha, thread when???

Good question.

Here's some more to hold you Kiwis over.

Spoiler: Penny Storyboard #1

Spoiler: Penny Storyboard #2: Bargain Hunters

Spoiler: Penny Storyboard #3: That Wink!

I honestly don't know if these were intended to serve as some kind of storyboard, or if he was going to use it for an animatic-style video.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

We just got to wait for someone to make a thread cause there is a lot of dumb shit he does on Youtube

 

[wes]

Maybe it's just the heat getting to me, but my first thought seeing the girls in the backseat of the car "forever" reminded me of idiots who forget their babies/animals in the car and end up cooking them.