🎨 Artcow Deceptihog001

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I'm beginning to wonder if he even likes the idea of commissions if he's this stupid to turn down a prime opportunity to get points.
I think he likes the idea of getting rewarded for art he's already interested in drawing, and possibly the ego boost of someone requesting a commission. I don't think he actually understands what it means.
 
It still blows my mind that someone who draws like he never left second grade can be so picky about who he decides is allowed to like his art that he's willing to turn down money, points, or whatever the hell for some of the most arbitrary reasons imaginable.
 
someone wanna give me some points so i can use my non artist account to request a commission

if he didn't block me from the last time i engaged in conversation with him, that is
 
Deceptihog confuses a guy who has like 167 pages of deviations (and a bit of reply fail on Darknlord91's part, cuz Dhog will likely not see the reply unless he goes back there to look at it on his own; it won't alert him because the guy forgot to use the reply button):

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Beagleboomer kowtows and produces art, gets the commission:
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He doesn't care about commissions anymore. He reached his point quota.

This is what you get after a week.
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CorporealCorpus' commission. It wasn't even sent to him, he just lazily added it to his own gallery like it's his.
Considering this was probably drawn in like five minutes (probably at the last minute). I assume he spent the rest of the week jacking of to Naga Rouge and bitching about silent favoriters.
 
He doesn't care about commissions anymore. He reached his point quota.

This is what you get after a week.
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CorporealCorpus' commission. It wasn't even sent to him, he just lazily added it to his own gallery like it's his.
Oh holy hell... I say without hyperbole, that is worse than Chris-Chan's art.

Selfish lazy Dhog. Stay classy.
 
Deceptihog has some A-loggery going for some as-yet unnamed person:

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Deceptihog continues the high-pressure sales on Menslady125:

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Bonus sperging about where points went:
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More sperging about points (as referenced above):
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Further discussion with Beagleboomer about a commission:
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Good for CorporealCorpus! Not that Hog will understand why someone is upset with him, his weapons grade autism will just have him convinced that it's all a kiwi-spiracy to take him away from his schoolwork and dim his bright future.
 
At least the asshole refunded him. Seriously- I suck at art, I'll admit this, but given a full week I could still pull out something better than that.
See it's funny I suck at art. The thing is I wouldn't charge people for it. If nothing else I would consider it a practicing exercise more than anything else. The fact that he charged $10 (I'm going to assume it's a dollar per point) is practically criminal.
 
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