💬 Off-Topic Death Fat Death Pool - The Kentucky Fried Derby

[Pizza Munch]

Cooking With Jack has my vote. It can be argued that Jenn has more mobility than him

 

[Fìddlesticks]

Cooking With Jack has my vote. It can be argued that Jenn has more mobility than him

I've wondered why he isn't in the deathfat subforum? He just be heavy enough?

 

[Pizza Munch]

I've wondered why he isn't in the deathfat subforum? He just be heavy enough?

I don’t think he’s a Salon-type thread. In fact I think a lot of people would be mad if he got put in there haha

 

[dollastoho]

My vote stays for Jen.

 

[tiggles]

God has bad aim and smote chantal’s grandma; chinny unharmed.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Corissa has entered the chat.

 

[Leo_Opolain]

Lol this is the most trashy forum I ever seen but I like it
employee monitoring software

 

[Ponzo]

I was wondering why Hungry Fatchick is not on that list, the way she struggles to breathe just talking and her cough has me worried.

https://www.youtube.com/c/HungryFatchick/videos

 

[仙草茶]

You guys Jen is literally in the hospital rn, why are there not more votes for her?!

 

[Flim Flam]

Chantal. But it won't be the clots or the toothsome one, bitch gonna to die wedged in that car after crashing into a tree/wall/Burger King.

I just hope she doesn't take any innocent bystanders with her.

 

[Guntzilla]

You guys Jen is literally in the hospital rn, why are there not more votes for her?!

She’s always been my number one. Chantal is a damn cockroach. Nothing will kill that beast as hard as she is trying.

 

[仙草茶]

She’s always been my number one. Chantal is a damn cockroach. Nothing will kill that beast as hard as she is trying.

The way I see it, Chinny will go out violently and suddenly, and placing bets on that is like buying a lottery ticket. Miss Jen is a government bond backed by sweet mützarella.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I was wondering why Hungry Fatchick is not on that list, the way she struggles to breathe just talking and her cough has me worried.

https://www.youtube.com/c/HungryFatchick/videos

We pretty much leave HFC alone here. There is something very sad and wounded bird-like about her that is antithetical to her being a lolcow.

Sara comes close because she is very sweet, but its mostly the food atrocities she whips up and her supporting cast (i.e., Betty) that bring on the laughs.

 

[Ponzo]

We pretty much leave HFC alone here. There is something very sad and wounded bird-like about her that is antithetical to her being a lolcow.

Sara comes close because she is very sweet, but its mostly the food atrocities she whips up and her supporting cast (i.e., Betty) that bring on the laughs.

Oh yeah, HFC starts no drama and i agree that she should be left alone. I watched her "origin" video, sad story!

 

[wetcarpet]

She’s always been my number one. Chantal is a damn cockroach. Nothing will kill that beast as hard as she is trying.

Jen has always been my 1st in the Death Pool as well.

As far as Chantal and Big AL are concerned, I'm thinking Chantal will meet her demise due to her stupidity outside of her egregious eating habits, via an O.D.

Big AL? She's the biggest lol cockroach of all the Death Fats: it's simply baffling to witness the damage she's caused to her body, yet she's still kicking and surprisingly, still mobile.


As others have stated in the past: it's impressive how much abuse the human body can withstand.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

You guys Jen is literally in the hospital rn, why are there not more votes for her?!

I think it's because she's a lot like a cockroach.

 

[Itspinklava]

Now that Ashley Isaacs is in the Deathfats forum, is she going to be added to the poll?

 

[Rook999]

Now that Ashley Isaacs is in the Deathfats forum, is she going to be added to the poll?

I think we should stick with the pool we have. After we get a winner maybe we can have a fresh one with men included as well.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

Now that Ashley Isaacs is in the Deathfats forum, is she going to be added to the poll?

So we have yet another cow that just won't die?

 

[GenociderSyo]

So we have yet another cow that just won't die?

Rather sure Isaacs is the lich queen and has her phylactery some place in one of these deathfats folds.