💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Patrick Buttman]

Your fantasy waifu isn't going to fuck you, Davey. You're way too low on the game dev ladder to get Chelsea's attention. Come back when you've made a game that sells several hundred thousand copies or gets bought for $2 billion by Microsoft. Then Chelsea will be all over your dick as if she was addicted to drugs and your sperm was laced with PCP.

 

[Army Burger]

Why the fuck would we do anything to your grandfather? You're fucking stupid.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Why the fuck would we do anything to your grandfather? You're fucking stupid.

Having an adult grandson that will never amount to anything and can't even properly wipe his own ass and gets cucked by something before breakfast is bad enough.

 

[Army Burger]

Your fantasy waifu isn't going to fuck you, Davey. You're way too low on the game dev ladder to get Chelsea's attention. Come back when you've made a game that sells several hundred thousand copies or gets bought for $2 billion by Microsoft. Then Chelsea will be all over your dick as if she was addicted to drugs and your sperm was laced with PCP.

Speaking of fantasy waifus who won't be fucking David....

 

[Hellfire]

This seems to be about some tranny law ebegging scam.

 

[Army Burger]

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This seems to be about some tranny law ebegging scam.

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Not even remotely surprised that he's triggered by Encyclopedia Dramatica

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

There's really just no way to write out, "Gods damnit," without the image of gay oral sex invading the reader's concentration.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Who is Gallant sperging about this time? If he made an enemy of someone at Kotaku, that could explain why Chelsea has distanced herself from him. (aside from the numerous other reasons to do so)

 

[unfer]

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David in the gross face stakes, those scratches have nothing on your spontaneously adapting second anus of a mouth. :[

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Jaimas]

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This seems to be about some tranny law ebegging scam.

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I want to see David Gallant and Anthony Burch in a cuck-off to the death.

 

[Army Burger]

It's for the best, it's not like Daveykins would know how to clean it up

 

[Jaimas]

It's for the best, it's not like Daveykins would know how to clean it up

....David are you figging

 

[Army Burger]

That's fine with me, as long as I can apply that logic to anything you don't like

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It's for the best, it's not like Daveykins would know how to clean it up

Mr. Goofus obviously used more than one drop on the cat before it freaked the fuck out and tore him up.

And is that Dina Absolu Haram talking about ass lube?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Why the fuck would we do anything to your grandfather? You're fucking stupid.

Let's dox his grandfather.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Jan_Hus]

Let's dox his grandfather.

His grandpa doesn't need to be reminded of his potato grandson. I respect the elderly.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

His grandpa doesn't need to be reminded of his potato grandson. I respect the elderly.

I want to send his grandfather a sympathy basket. Why do you hate doing nice things for the elderly? You know Davey never visits or calls.

 

[Army Burger]

I want to send his grandfather a sympathy basket. Why do you hate doing nice things for the elderly? You know Davey never visits or calls.

Doesn't even wipe his ass. What a dumbfuck.