💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

How are your finances doing David?

 

[SHITTAHS CLOGGED!]

So what's your excuse for being a lazy beta fuck, David?

All this time and Goofus is still pissy about TotalBiscuit over... something. Notice that now he's being careful about MENSHUNS.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

David's dad: "Son, it's time we had a talk."

David at 14: "Yeah, about what dad?"

Dad: "I think you should know that if you're thirsty for some rainbow-haired, no-talent whore, don't send her a photo of your ass, especially one where your face is in full view"

David: "FUCK YOU! I'LL DO WHAT I WANT! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD ANYWAY!"

"Wouldn't wipe his bottom, now he's queer
Wouldn't wipe his bottom, now his whole crew queer."

 

[Chan the Wizard]

All this time and Goofus is still pissy about TotalBiscuit over... something. Notice that now he's being careful about MENSHUNS.

Angry at a terminally ill man for perceived slights, but too chickenshit to say anything where he could see it.

 

[Army Burger]

God damn, that is the face of a guy who doesn't know how to wipe his own ass

Tweeting that at David made him so butthurt that he blocked me lol

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

God damn, that is the face of a guy who doesn't know how to wipe his own ass

Unless he's following Locria, that's not his shit-eating grin. That's the face of someone who just finished masturbating to GamerGate! Look at the sweat and the enlarged eyes, and you'll have your confirmation.

I thought Mr. Gallant had more important things to worry about, such as the fact that -- oh, I don't know -- his mother-in-law is sitting in a pool of fucking urine as we speak, and maybe -- just maybe -- there's more pressing things on his plate. But why do that when the SJW feel-good article of the year comes out?

Except it just isn't accurate. I'm sorry to break it to you, Daveykins, but you got cucked by @Null and Vordrak at the exact same time. That's like Halley's Comet meets full lunar eclipse levels of rarity.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

All this time and Goofus is still pissy about TotalBiscuit over... something. Notice that now he's being careful about MENSHUNS.

"CompleteCracker"? Is that the best they can do? It's not even somewhat as amusing as "goobergrape", much less even close to sounding like "gamergate".

2 years on, and these weak-bladdered children are still afraid to say "gamergate" like it's motherfucking Voldemort.

 

[Army Burger]

So you're reluctant to talk about your sexual orientation, but you'll freely admit to smelling like cat piss? What a faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

I like that they get this much glee out of shit nobody on the site even noticed and made something like $12 every three months anyway.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I won't talk about my feelings, but I will tell you I don't know how to wipe my ass, I smell like cat piss, and my wife cucks me by sleeping with a gang of black guys.

Edit
Oh lmao his tweets following that:
I may be a cis straight white guy in a monogamous (lol ask your wife if she's monogamous) relationship with a cis straight white woman, but I'm also bi and pan!

Also he doesn't know if he should trust Vordrak and doesn't know if Null's dox are real.

 

[Hellfire]

@Army Burger

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If I'm FBI, I am beginning an investigation of these Rimworld negroes and having a peek at the number of them using the old Tor for their pornography habits. Far too many of these cretins are bragging about their sexual inclusivity for comfort.

 

[Army Burger]

@Army Burger

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Yes, David, you do in fact exist. You exist as the biggest pussy in the GTA.

 

[gorky]

David's wife says that she can make fun of someone all she wants and David agrees - but we are "creepy fans" for laughing at them. Intense cognitive dissonance there

 

[Hellfire]

David gets sexually aggressive with one of the few people who talk to him.

This ugly guy better watch out since David has already warned everyone that he can easily go full rapist at the drop of a hat.

 

[Spellskite]

@Army Burger

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So the Rimworld dev gets told "fuck you" for disrespecting bisexuals.

And then David tells us all he prefers his super special snowflake pansexual term to bisexual because of "gender binary bullshit" (because bisexuals are obviously transphobic, guys!).

Nah David, fuck you, you virtue-signalling moron. People like you are miserable allies, all you do is bitch, and create strife among people by claiming everyone is so toxic.

No wonder none of the SJWs want to hang with this guy, he's a blight on any community he claims to belong to.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I've been told by twitter SJWs that what Davey just did to that guy is literally rape.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

That's not racist. your not even black,t the fact he immediately associates chimps with black people says alot he doesnt even consideri the way we mean...monkeys.

Actually, it is a racist term. Racists use it to describe black people's supposed tendency towards violence.

A year or so ago a cow from sluthate, I think @hood MONEY, used to accuse us of "Chimping out like fucking LOLCOWS" and we adopted the phrase. It was already part of the lexicon by the time anyone realized its origins lol

 

[pozilei]

David gets sexually aggressive with one of the few people who talk to him.

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This ugly guy better watch out since David has already warned everyone that he can easily go full rapist at the drop of a hat.

I assume Rob refers to unseenperfidy? Also: I think the gentlsir doth protest too much. If he's soooo deeply concerned with coming off as an abusive creep...you better believe he's probably an abusive creep. He just sounds like he's trying to convince himself he's "doing right"

 

[Hellfire]

The man who doesn't know how to wipe his own ass also doesn't know how to look at a calendar.