💤 Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[Army Burger]

Lol Daveykins has Nora Reed levels of failing at bot-making

 

[Hellfire]

Cow crossover, Jake Alley and David

 

[Army Burger]

David gets triggered by a video game

 

[chimpburgers]

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Cow crossover, Jake Alley and David

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90% tax on David's income too.

See how he likes it.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

90% tax on David's income too.

See how he likes it.

He still don't have to pay taxes

Spoiler

you can't tax people with 0 income

 

[Jaimas]

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Cow crossover, Jake Alley and David

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Shut the fuck up, Canada.

You're just jealous of Lifschitz' Deus Ex tramp stamp.

 

[Begemot]

He says, posting on Twitter

It's called gab, but I guess there's too much free speech there for our little maple homey.

I have a theory that the top execs in twitter hate the right-wing people that use their service but need them there to create drama for sjws. You've seen people like nora try to bait ideological enemies and SJW randos impotently tweet at Trump.

 

[H3LLH4MM3R666]

If he had any foresight he would report the Trump steam game to the Trump folks, assuming that it's an unlicensed use of his name and brand

But that would require communicating with the people he despises, even if it's in service of his own goals. Ewwww.

 

[niggers]

well i didnt know this game existed until you manufactured outrage over it

wait, something getting popularized thru others undying lust for attention and hopeless desire to virtue signal...if only there was like, a recent example of that happening. like someone who was really offensive and got a fuck ton of free press because of hysterical idiots and sensationalism.

nope, nothing comes to mind.

 

[Caesare]

Shut the fuck up, Canada.

You're just jealous of Lifschitz' Deus Ex tramp stamp.

That's a real face attached to that twitter? It's imminently punchable.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Cow crossover, Jake Alley and David

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I love it. Two WHITE MALES discussing ethnic sensitivity. Honestly, is there nothing white men aren't better at than brown people?

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Makes sense. Why would David be interested in playing game about being stuck in a chair, when that happens to him on a daily basis?

I'm sure people with actual careers and lives are missing out by not seeing Davey shit up their Twitter feed with his tales of how pathetic he is and pics of his ass.

A negative impact on your day, jesus Christ man. Anne Frank was trapped in a attic for two years with the threat of death everyday and didn't even complain nearly as much as this guy.

If David had lived with the attic with Anne, by the end of the second day she would have alerted the Gestapo of their presence just so she could get away from him constantly sending her daguerreotypes of his ass.

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

daguerreotypes of his ass.

I laughed way too hard at this.

 

[Army Burger]

David, shitting yourself and doing nothing is going to have zero impact on anything that Twitter does. You don't have any power, don't act like you can somehow change a tech giant

 

[Emperor Julian]

Never ceases to amaze me when people get upset they get harangued on twitter or other such sites and never figure out you can just sign out. I think an important trait of a lolcow is often the inability to realize nobody online has any real power over you and it's extraordinarily hard for them to fuck with you IRL the moment you log off.

 

[Hellfire]

David not only live tweeted himself watching a porno in his mother's house, he put it into a Storify so he can share it years later.

It was as autistic as you think.

https://storify.com/davidsgallant/malice-in-lalaland
http://archive.is/CKFn6

 

[Caesare]

He's talking about the woman's "nice hair" and the cop's dick while watching a porno.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Didn't Davey get accused for sexually harassing a woman?

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

He's talking about the woman's "nice hair" and the cop's dick while watching a porno.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Quick, someone draw a picture of Vivian James with wet hair so he can have all of his fetishes fulfilled at once.