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Tyson knocked out Marvis Frazier, who had a 16-1 record at the time, in 30 seconds. DSP would be killed within 10 for sure.
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Tyson knocked out Marvis Frazier, who had a 16-1 record at the time, in 30 seconds. DSP would be killed within 10 for sure.
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Kinda late but no way, Hwoarang is super easy to use. Memorizing a few extra moves is hardly a herculean task. Even then, Hwo's not even top 3 hardest stance dance characters. Far as stance chars go, Hwoarang's on the low end of difficulty, both execution and gameplan wise. Get to the opponent's face, use great lows, that he gets to mix up with safe mid launchers, when in doubt use amazing counter launchers, that's about it.
Yes, Phil found great success dunking on Derichs with the elbow-sweep combo, but he got wrecked as soon as he stopped fighting fellow f2p dentheads. By his own admission, he'll never be good at 3D fighters: He thinks there are too many moves to remember. His use of the same combo came from necessity and laziness, not from strategy. A King player throwing someone who can't throwbreak to death is fine, an Eddy player mashing buttons because it's all they know is also fine, if less practical, and definitely headed for failure at some point sooner or later.
Sure enough, you take the pig out of the 30th anniversary collection sty and just how shit he always was at fighting games becomes readily apparent. It's just that Super Turbo was a game where flowcharting legitimately was the end all be all of high level competitive play, because it was basic as fuck. Super Turbo is just go in, throw your preset pattern of optimized bullshit, hope it beats opponent. Phil himself has realized this is all he could ever do: throw him in any other fighting game outside the very lowest levels and he immediately gets destroyed. Guy applies 2D movement to 3D games. He doesn't even dash.
Unless we're talking wacky fighting game horseshit like Sheeva literally winning tournaments by just spamming stomp because NRS and proper balancing is like water and oil, it's not that Phil's attempts at winning matches purely with his world famous jab n' grab setup, his only setup, are legit. It's that Phil is so bad, he can't even be fucked to learn new bullshit to exploit. In a way, modern Mortal Kombat is more like Super Turbo than modern Street Fighter, but Phil doesn't give enough of a fuck to learn anything past "the one string that destroys Derichs". And when he finds any resistance he takes his ball and goes home.
Phil's not even a fighting game player any more. He's just that old pudgy dude hanging out at the arcade, playing all the ten year olds, winning with ease and doing sound effects out loud. "BOUMM! BAM! GOUT EM! UH OH, UH OHHH, GOT EM WITH THE TORYUGETS, YES, THE TORYUGETS! ACKACKACK!"Taking victory laps around the kids he just beat. And when Mavrick shows up, you better believe he's gonna pack up and leave to save face. Basically just an overgrown kid who only picks fights he can win.
His street fighter sessions where he dunks on the same guys every week, Kazu360, Gojitenks and the rest of the gang are basically autofellatio sessions. Playing at the level you're at is fine. Being happy with where you're sitting at is fine. Making a point of looking up dudes far below your skill level to dunk on makes no sense. Making a big show of your literal garbage sportsmanship while you do it is just annoying to everyone. Not to mention, absolutely useless for entertainment purposes. Yeah Phil we know you win most of the time. Go play Fightcade! But nah... That's too tryhard. Better go full sweaty roach on a bunch of literal children every friday night. That's much more chill.
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- 13 Sty 2020
To be fair Tyson would wipe the floor with anyone that isn't a trained fighter. With that said, Dave would collapse before even getting into the ring.
So... he's flat out delusional at this point? Lets ignore all the times he called Kojima a cocksucker, or when he devoted an entire segment to shaming people that sent him xbox friend requests, just to name a few.Reminder: DSP has used hateful slurs less than 10 times in his entire career:
The King of Hate has never said anything hateful in a slur fashion. Less than 10 times
You can count the times on two hands.H/T to the Hate Army Historian for the thumbnailhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHzTz3ruCWp1_yO3_oQL1cgwww.youtube.com
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- 5 Maj 2020
And not even the fact that people have paid him money stays his temper. Phil is more important to Phil than his own greed. Think about that one.
I'm dead certain he has picked up PUBG because he assumes nobody good plays it anymore, after all these years.
Which would be fine if he didn't insist on lying about it and shitting on better players. But he does both in spades, because he's a fucking turd.
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- 11 Mar 2021
I don't recall anyone requesting it. I'm sure I remember Phil saying before he got the new Xbox that he'd like to play the better version of PUBG or something similar. I imagine he's wanting it to be the new COD, I think he likes these mindless games even though he's useless at them.
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- 29 Mar 2018
Not to mention that fight he had a few months ago against Roy Jones Jr. The body shots he was landing would probably land any of us in the hospital.
You did. DSP only does what you want. Give money.
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- 10 Sie 2019
He would pass out as soon as the bell rang.
Don't be silly. TheyCallMeAlottapeephole requested it.
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- 6 Kwi 2015
dood, cops are part of the silent majority
if he calls 911 and says "hello everyone, this is darksydephil, and my house is being broke into"
cops would rush out asap
then after they take the detractor away they'll mention how they love his khantent and tip him hundreds of dollars, sound good?
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- 4 Sie 2020
DSP is the kind of guy who will say anything to fit in.Reminder: DSP has used hateful slurs less than 10 times in his entire career:
The King of Hate has never said anything hateful in a slur fashion. Less than 10 times
You can count the times on two hands.H/T to the Hate Army Historian for the thumbnailhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHzTz3ruCWp1_yO3_oQL1cg
he will say nigger just to amaze the crowds, he will bow down to faggots for the same reason.
those guys are despised both by the far right and the retards.
DSP has the pop-culture personality.
edit: I'd rather have the "racist" tag removed from this thread. It gives a bad name to racists like me.
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- 2 Maj 2020
What was it Roy Jones said in that post fight interview? Something like those body shots felt like being hit by a truck.
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- 20 Lis 2020
I've seen it being mentioned only once, it has to be seen to be believed, piggy paranoia ramping up to delusional levels
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-CSGvyUIrr0"I thought I was gonna have to beat someone up"Yesterday's Mass Effect stream truly was magical.
"Got scared for a second and thought I was gonna have to put down and beat someone up."
Who the fuck talks like an Internet Tough Guy in real life and thinks they can get away with it? Seriously, Phil. We know the stories of Jaha and Wong making you cry and run away. So just stop.
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- 18 Mar 2020
didn't you know? hiding in buildings and just talking to chat is the epitome of chill game play, he just needs to hold the controller enough to occasionally move a bit and he can go on boomer tangents all night. its perfect for phil.
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- 13 Gru 2020
The idea of Phil trying to fight off an intruder let alone one with a weapon is just sad
the thief would find a house full of gamer shit and junk, give up go home and find his wallet is missing
the thief would find a house full of gamer shit and junk, give up go home and find his wallet is missing
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- 19 Sty 2021
Thank you to whoever did the Xbox Game Pass slide. It's fucking cursed.A $7 stream LMAO
He was right, the xbox, laptop and chair are improving the streams to no end.
Godspeed, my friend.
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- 22 Lip 2021
Sorry, Justin Wong intimidated Phil? Lmao that dude’s like a big teddy bear.
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- 5 Maj 2020
If Phil really is waiting for some future month full of new releases he doesn't completely despise, that is not a good strategy, because Future Phil has a tendency to contradict Past Phil even when the gap is a few seconds, let alone weeks or months. Today, Phil looks at a calendar and sees dollar signs, tomorrow he decides to dodge a couple of games and loses out on a lot of money.A $7 stream LMAO
He was right, the xbox, laptop and chair are improving the streams to no end.
This is why being a stupid asshole who doesn't follow any rules is not a good idea.
What's great is that he immediately follows that up by saying that he would actually barricade himself in his room because fighting the intruder would be stupid.
So he realized he was sounding like an internet tough guy and covered it up by acting all mature adult instead. This is why I'm sure he really wants to let lose with his old offensive humor on a daily basis. He hasn't changed, he's just holding shit in.
I'm sure there are similar games where camping is a legit strategy, but said titles are sure to be boring as a result. Doesn't matter, Phil is doing it because he's a pussy.
LolCowCentral
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- 7 Mar 2021
So the way he plays PUBG is just the way he lives his normal life ? Hiding in buildings and talking to chat.
Hogan of the South
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Sweating hard he is
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