DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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Alternative Universe Phil: Please don't tip me huge amounts in one go, if you want to support the streams, It would help more if you tipped little and often. That way your support will last longer and I can stay on Twitch until the support dries up.

Alternative Universe Phil didn't have to beg last night.
Oh what the hell. I didn't know you could combo those moves. One second guys I am going to send this guy a friend request so we can exchange SF2 tips.
 
im pretty sure the pigroach is a huge piece of shit scammer in every timeline. probably the only thing that changes is his eye or hair color.
 
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HOPEFULLY I'll get more money this week. HOPEFULLY you don't just watch my videos and you PLEASE give me money.. Because, sadly, you only paid me a little over $300 and not $400+ today.

It already reads terribly, but if you change a couple words to bring it a tiny bit more in line with reality, it just.. sounds so much worse. Here's HOPING this WILL be a pattern :optimistic:
I love when he begs on twitter, you can sense the desperation. He can't feed his addiction so he is lashing out at his audience.
 
Alternate Timeline Phil

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You had to be there. Phil was saying the craziest shit like "This is a positive thing, I can 'finally' work on my own terms!" and then in a couple of days he was bitching and moaning "I have to do laundry now, I've never done it before. I have to make my own meals and I just can't because I've been working so hard :( " (Also this is the War Dog Leader "King of Suffering" situation)

That's also the full extent of it, because Phil is such a boring person who didn't care about Leanna to begin with, he just wanted her around as a trophy to show off to his viewers be it trolls/detractors/haters/critics or genuine fans.
You notice how both of those statements you mentioned are designed as shots at Leanna? Because I sure did. He is such a have-his-cake-and-eat-it-too motherfucker that he's not satisfied with insulting his ex by asserting that she got in the way, he has to bitch about her absence causing problems for him too.

No amount of hypocrisy or contradiction gets in the way of Phil complaining or throwing shade.

And the fact that Phil needs to LARP is one of the reasons I can believe that he would lie about Khet being gone, especially since he apparently wasn't honest about that with Leanna for a bit, though I don't know if he went out of his way to act like she was still living with him when she wasn't. Possibility cannot be ruled out, regardless, because he's Phil. We have an entire thread here focused on his soulmaid, and plenty of comments are made both there and here about how funny it would/will be if/when she leaves his ass, giving him even more motivation to keep that information on lockdown.
I sometimes wonder if DSP is a victim of addiction to video games or streaming. One way or another he's thrown his whole life away just to be a "professional gamer". Both give him the dopamine rush of being a capable competent human being without any effort, and it's clear that's the main high he chases in addition to over-spending on WWE Champions.

There's nothing wrong with streaming, there's nothing wrong with playing games, but when you start throwing away chunks of your life for them... I'm sure one day papers will be written about the addictive nature of online fame and when they do I think DSP will be one of the example cases of how delusions of grandeur on the platform can lead to a crazy lifestyle where you live like a fake celebrity.
His problem is that he doesn't want to work for his money. That's the sole reason he ever had any aspirations of recording himself playing video games for a living, it's the lowest effort he could think of for the highest reward he could imagine. Even today, he doesn't regret making this decision, he just hates that it came with downsides, because he doesn't have a realistic sense of how the world works, and doesn't want to either.

The relevance of how long he lived with his parents and the timing of his string of 9-5s cannot be over-stated. Phil has never been truly independent, and has never desired to be either. If Ma and Pa Burnell were wealthy beyond description, he would be living on their money to this very day, and probably not infamous. But they're not, so Phil replaced them with a pack of retards that he wouldn't have if the people close to them paid better attention.
 
Spoony at his height was way more likeable/popular than Dave though. Coulda just coasted on his success for years, but nope. Just had to stop working and blame "muh dupreshun".

At the very least Dave is industrious in a sorta pointless Sisyphean type of way. Like some guy who works hard to do a job that could be automated in a half day with an excel macro.
 
As shit as the Danganronpa streams are there are a few golden moments in the mix that are absolutely hilarious.

Phil explaining how he believes the ultimate deceiver would behave. Wow, it's almost like he's speaking from experience....



"The best lies are those laced with hidden truths" and snippets of truth rant:

 
As shit as the Danganronpa streams are there are a few golden moments in the mix that are absolutely hilarious.

Phil explaining how he believes the ultimate deceiver would behave. Wow, it's almost like he's speaking from experience....

ultimate deceiver.mp4

"The best lies are those laced with hidden truths" and snippets of truth rant:

snippet of truth.mp4
Phil is an expert at pointing out deceitful and scummy people. Makes you really wonder why he knows all that stuff?
 
As shit as the Danganronpa streams are there are a few golden moments in the mix that are absolutely hilarious.

Phil explaining how he believes the ultimate deceiver would behave. Wow, it's almost like he's speaking from experience....

ultimate deceiver.mp4

"The best lies are those laced with hidden truths" and snippets of truth rant:

snippet of truth.mp4
I'm telling you, Phil downright enjoys being a hypocrite. That, or because he's so much about himself that the only thing he knows how to do is project himself onto others, as it's the only frame of reference he has or cares to have.
 
As shit as the Danganronpa streams are there are a few golden moments in the mix that are absolutely hilarious.

Phil explaining how he believes the ultimate deceiver would behave. Wow, it's almost like he's speaking from experience....

ultimate deceiver.mp4

"The best lies are those laced with hidden truths" and snippets of truth rant:

snippet of truth.mp4
This man seriously doesn't let an opportunity to push the "slander and false accusations" narrative go to waste. Phil will never improve as a person and that gives me great joy.
 
I hope one of these days a paypig/mod broaches the subject of streamers like cohcarnage taking one stream of revenue like tips and kicking it all to their mods and if phil would ever consider an initiative like that. I think it would result in a legendary rant full of self-pity and bereft of any self-awareness, with a dash of shitting on those other streamers cause they don't have "armies of mentally ill assholes" hounding their every move and they get to do neat stuff like that. Of course we know phil would never do it even if he was making millions a year cause he only has sympathy for one person in his life, himself.
 
I hope one of these days a paypig/mod broaches the subject of streamers like cohcarnage taking one stream of revenue like tips and kicking it all to their mods and if phil would ever consider an initiative like that. I think it would result in a legendary rant full of self-pity and bereft of any self-awareness, with a dash of shitting on those other streamers cause they don't have "armies of mentally ill assholes" hounding their every move and they get to do neat stuff like that. Of course we know phil would never do it even if he was making millions a year cause he only has sympathy for one person in his life, himself.
Remember, Phil prides himself in being REAL and not just a childrens entertainment character like every streamer with more subs than he has. He gives us raw, unedited opinions and because he won't kiss the ass of game developers like EVERYONE else he actually has to fight to earn his living. He's an ADULT and this is his JAHB. Grow up, morahns! Ahuhuhuhoooo.
 
Speaking of Alternate Universe Phil:

I watch ChristopherOdd from time to time and he is contemplating moving his streams from Twitch to YT.

In one of the latest streams a fan asked him:
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His response:


That's a great response, but really the only good one he could give. As Phil knows, Google will butt fuck you hard if they think you're messing with their ads. That especially includes encouraging people to click them or watch them when they otherwise wouldn't.
 
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