DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Ardath]

See this is what I'm talking about when I say I'm skeptical of the tip faking. If he's going to try on a fake $500 behind da scenes tip how does it make any sense that he won't eek out a $50 fake to hit the goal? It just isn't done.

Because he had a big LSF thread on him that day so he was showing the reddit tourists how sussesful he is, eat it!

 

[NomineNemo]

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[MC Law]

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But is it art?

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

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[RougeRed]

If he works out he is most likely doing it wrong.

I think this is more likely than him outright lying about working out at all. Both are possible, but the thought had occured to me after his "I can do infinity sit-ups" claim. It would be really funny if this whole time he's been doing stuff like putting a pillow behind him for sit ups, or just standing there holding the weights. It wouldn't surprise me if Phil thought everyone else working out was a morahn, and he is smart for doing it the easy way.

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil throwing a hissy fit about digital games being bad really holds no water when this pussy hasn't bought a physical game in 6+ years.

I really hope he chokes on a turkey burger someday. He deserves it.

 

[morel style individual]

If those fucking trolls didn't ruin his life with TIHYDP he would surely skip it because of his strong moral code but because the trolls did ruin his life he needs to play it so he can put out pertinent kahntent to save the business.

Phil has an ironclad moral code. The only time he will compromise his morals to do something he disagrees with is if there is a possibility he will make any money whatsoever from doing it.

If he works out he is most likely doing it wrong. Or his daily activities negate any positive effects. Or he is, as usual, lying and his weight loss is pure Ozempic induced

It is easy for even functional non-retarded people to work out incorrectly, since the average noob's instinct is to perform an exercise in whatever way that makes it the easiest, which is usually not the right way (or at least, not the best way). Now with that in mind, what are the odds that DarkSydePhil, a man who is morally opposed to learning anything or accepting that other people are more intelligent than him on any topic, knows how to work out correctly?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Phil throwing a hissy fit about digital games being bad really holds no water when this pussy hasn't bought a physical game in 6+ years.

I really hope he chokes on a turkey burger someday. He deserves it.

He'd rather choke on LTG's turkey neck.

 

[Comma]

Instead of going live at the promised time, DSP finds it more important to talk about Pokémon cards in his chat.

EDIT:

He was actually trying to buy Pokémon cards while keeping his audience waiting. Priorities, I guess.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Hes buying pokemon cards and delaying his stream. This really is WWE champions 2.0 how many boxes has he opened off stream so far if we were to guess.

 

[Baklava]

Classic Phil, pretty much confirming that the anon tips were fake. I think as one of the first to speculate on the fake tips, with actually. These cropped up during the vest streak, he was getting a ton of anonymous tips of exact large denominations. The anon tip is always suspect, but Phil's lying since the vest streak is beyond pathological at this point.

Here is how much this nigga has to save face. He has lost over 60lbs in 6 months whilst leaving the house ONCE a week for the past 12 years. A figure which would mean he would have to burn 210,000 on top of his caloric intake. You would have to bike 210 hours at high resistance over 20 miles daily to achieve this. Whilst getting ozempic ads on his browser and showing EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SYMPTOM OF USING OZEMPIC.

At first, I was skeptical of the weight machine, but I am starting to actually not believe it because that shit has been memory-holed.

That's not really true, speaking from experience. If you're overweight, you can lose that much in six months just from changing diet, eating much smaller portions, not eating at restaurants, taking occasional walks every week, and fasting (aka skipping breakfast). 2-3 lbs a week is very doable if you're kinda fat to start with and keep your intake reasonably healthy and varied, and a little below BMR. I think it's partially due to swelling and fluid retention, because obesity does increase inflammation and fluid retention from lymph etc.

But yes Phil looks like an Ozempic ghoul and absolutely lies about his fitness. He'd show every sign of having more muscle if he'd been working out for the past year and changed his diet. It's also soft confirmation that he probably has type 2 diabetes.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

You see guys, he can’t uphold his moral code, the detractors forced him to play GTA! GTA VI will save the channel, dood!

Surely a game that everyone and their mothers will be playing, not to mention the unquantifiable number of streamers playing it will bring in new viewers dents and tips kahntributions.

How long has it been since he bought a physical game? His inability to see how much he self-projects and not noticing how he is precisely part of the problem is nothing short of astonishing.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

That's not really true, speaking from experience. If you're overweight, you can lose that much in six months just from changing diet, eating much smaller portions, not eating at restaurants, taking occasional walks every week, and fasting (aka skipping breakfast). 2-3 lbs a week is very doable if you're kinda fat to start with and keep your intake reasonably healthy and varied, and a little below BMR. I think it's partially due to swelling and fluid retention, because obesity does increase inflammation and fluid retention from lymph etc.

But yes Phil looks like an Ozempic ghoul and absolutely lies about his fitness. He'd show every sign of having more muscle if he'd been working out for the past year and changed his diet. It's also soft confirmation that he probably has type 2 diabetes.

Nigga, who the fuck loses nearly 70lbs by being sedentary, gets bigger jowls, then eats 2 chicken burgers in 15 minutes. This is the same nigga that calls 50 meters "far away".

 

[MC Law]

That's not really true, speaking from experience. If you're overweight, you can lose that much in six months just from changing diet, eating much smaller portions, not eating at restaurants, taking occasional walks every week, and fasting (aka skipping breakfast). 2-3 lbs a week is very doable if you're kinda fat to start with and keep your intake reasonably healthy and varied, and a little below BMR. I think it's partially due to swelling and fluid retention, because obesity does increase inflammation and fluid retention from lymph etc.

But yes Phil looks like an Ozempic ghoul and absolutely lies about his fitness. He'd show every sign of having more muscle if he'd been working out for the past year and changed his diet. It's also soft confirmation that he probably has type 2 diabetes.

I have been dieting all year, since Jan 1. Just diet and exercise, no medications. I have lost between 40-45 pounds so far depending when I weigh. I have about 20 more pounds left to go. I let myself become a fat ass after I started working from home every day.

It is kind of hell. Im always hungry and always worrying about calories. It takes willpower and discipline. I would be lying if I said I haven't failed some days. But Phil lacks will and discipline. The second he is off the medicine, he will balloon up again. Once I am done dieting, I will still have the know how to never let those happen again

 

[Baklava]

Nigga, who the fuck loses nearly 70lbs by being sedentary, gets bigger jowls, then eats 2 chicken burgers in 15 minutes. This is the same nigga that calls 50 meters "far away".

I'm not disagreeing with you. Phil overeats, drinks, and regularly aggravates his gout. At best, he's occasionally curling with 5-lb dumbbells and doing girl situps on the floor. I'm just saying if he actually did any of what he was saying, the results would be evident. Instead, everyone can see he's probably just injecting his stomach with peptides and he's probably gonna look like the fattest guy in Auschwitz and have the bone density of an eighty year old woman within two years.

 

[Lady Adjani]

You see guys, he can’t uphold his moral code, the detractors forced him to play GTA! GTA VI will save the channel, dood!

Surely a game that everyone and their mothers will be playing, not to mention the unquantifiable number of streamers playing it will bring in new viewers dents and tips kahntributions.

How long has it been since he bought a physical game? His inability to see how much he self-projects and not noticing how he is precisely part of the problem is nothing short of astonishing.

Game music : muted
Chat : locked down
Phil singing “lalalalala” in order to fill dead air

Yeah, it game time

 

[Captain Courage]

Listening to Business Degree Burnell yammer about economics in gaming tech makes me wonder how much of a genius he sounds like in his own head before he opens his dumb nigger mouth. I'm positive he thinks that like PC Gamer, IGN and the Wall Street fucking Journal are eventually going to print headlines about how DSP is literally breaking the internet with these white hot takes that NOBODY has thought of before and EVERYONE else on the planet is afraid to say. Only Phil has the fucking brass balls enormous enough to say what us sniveling little pussies are all afraid to. TRULY the voice of a generation.

 

[Comma]

Introducing a new version of "my mom wife": MY MIFE

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]