Daily Diss #3 - The Super Man Guy

[DeagleDad420]

What does Eli have against "The Super Man Guy"? He doesn't explain very well in the video.

There is far less rhyme or reason here; set your sights way, way lower. Eli doesn't have the delusional, elaborate motivations that Jace has; he is frighteningly simple. All evidence seems to suggest that any photo we see (besides obvious ones like Tyce) probably come from the first page of Google Image results for "Stupid Fag Guy 4 Me 2 Rekord Myself Shootin At".

We're talking about a grown man who, in order to speak about a subject, must be holding a physical photo in his hand representing said subject. Abstract reasoning, or referencing something that isn't immediately present, seems to be a few cognitive levels above his reach. He is literally borderline mentally retarded and it is a certified miracle that he is able to dress himself in the morning let alone survive a trip to wartime Israel.

 

[Null]

So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You never know, if you don't go.
You'll never shine, if you don't glow.

Weeellllll

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

i would love for eli to put out a mixtape with all of these remixes he does.

 

[Konstantinos]

Jesus Christ Eli, clean up all the shit in your private quarters. It's not even cluttered in a wacky stoner way, its just depressing and dirty.

 

[Enig]

"Stupid Fag Guy 4 Me 2 Rekord Myself Shootin At"

When I searched that I got a chick in a bikini , a scale model of Fat Man and a handgun being armed. You sure it's not "Super Fagg Man That Fuckin Retarrd Im Gona Shoot Him".

 

[XYZpdq]

Is "The Super Man Guy" anybody even? Or is it just a random picture that he found and decided the guy in it was like.... a fag.... and.... a fag.

 

[Amo Bishop Roden]

Is "The Super Man Guy" anybody even? Or is it just a random picture that he found and decided the guy in it was like.... a fag.... and.... a fag.

It's the third result when you search "retard" on Google Images

 

[FlyAwayNow]

It's the third result when you search "exceptional individual" on Google Images

Incredible.

 

[meatslab]

Eli is like the embodiment of Funnyjunk.com circa 2001.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Eli's Obama joke was spot on.

 

[Protoman]

 

[Duke Nukem]

As poorly done as they are, production value wise, these Daily Disses are actually kind of amusing in a warped kinda way. Love the Super Man Guy pic, though

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

it is a certified miracle that he is able to dress himself in the morning let alone survive a trip to wartime Israel.

Considering his lack of shirts most of the time I doubt that

 

[Duke Nukem]

Considering his lack of shirts most of the time I doubt that

It's amazing he's made it this far in life, let alone through a conflict zone.