Video Daily Diss #1: Dissin Tha Gay Guy With Eli

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So who is stupider? Eli or Tyce? I'm gonna say Eli, though Tyce is a bit more.... insane and imaginative in his stupidity ("Skeletons don't live inside people!").

I cannot wait for more these videos, Eli is great. Trying to fucking light paper on fire using the microwave. Oh, Eli.

None of them are winning a MacArthur grant any time soon that's for sure.

But Eli survived his trip to the Middle East which I find pretty amazing in truth. Jace has moments of clarity but all in all this gene pool could use some chlorine.
 
I think I counted maybe 2 "disses" in the whole video. Eli is the master of content...

And yeah, Eli didn't seem high in this video and he still seems like he's sustained a traumatic brain injury.

EDIT: I'd love to see Eli do a "diss video" of Tyce. It'd be great to here Eli's take on all the skoealatean stuff.
 
None of them are winning a MacArthur grant any time soon that's for sure.

But Eli survived his trip to the Middle East which I find pretty amazing in truth. Jace has moments of clarity but all in all this gene pool could use some chlorine.
I'd say Eli is more stupid but much less delusional, kind of like the Sancho to Jace and Tyce's Don Quixote.
 
I'd say Eli is more stupid but much less delusional, kind of like the Sancho to Jace and Tyce's Don Quixote.

Sancho is actually not that stupid, because in his lucid moments he is aware of Quixote's crazyness (like when he realizes the "Helmet of Mambrino" is a simple barber's basin and Dulcinea Del Toboso is not a princess but a country strumpet). Eli, on the other hand, unquestioningly buys into whatever delusions Jace may have.
 
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Holy fuck. Where to even begin.

Good to see the fruit cocktail is still on the floor. I recognize the bottle of everclear, but what's the bottle at the top middle? I'm assuming it's something they can use to get high.

That's cough syurup, which can sometimes get you high depending on the brand.
 
The more we see of the Gamer Cabin, the more apparent it becomes just how completely helpless Eli and Jace are without somebody to do basic shit like clean and cook for them. I don't think it's unusual for somebody to move out of home, realize they don't know nearly as much about taking care of themselves as they thought they did, and then gradually adjust to the new responsibilities, but it doesn't even seem like these two have even gotten as far as being aware of the squalor they live in. Food is rotting on the floor inches away from Eli and his main concern is that the microwave can't burn a piece of paper. He literally does not have a bed to sleep in and it just seems like...he hasn't noticed?? It's so weird. For a bunch of overly-entitled middle-class white kids, they're remarkably adaptable to poor living conditions, Eli especially. It's easy to forget he spent months homeless and wandering around a very foreign country by himself.

I'm beginning to wonder if Eli's not totally cognizant or aware of his surroundings the way most people are. Sometimes it seems like he's just in this perpetual fugue-ish state or something and isn't completely "there." I prefer to assume that he's one of those people who is just always high, but even then, his behavior and the way he reacts to the situations life presents him with are so strange. I'm so curious what the inside of Eli's mind looks like. It must be incredible to own a brain that examines these insane situations Eli gets put into and then seems to just shrug and go "oh okay."
It's just like Jace and Tyce living in the Sims house with the Chandlers, except they don't have the Chandler excuse for why there's so much gross stuff around.
 
That's a mouthwash bottle. Looks like a CVC generic brand. And since I can wholeheartedly believe that hygiene isn't one of Eli's or Jace's top priorities, It only leads to one area of use: Oral sex.

Google 'Listerine Blowjob" If ya don't believe me.
 
That's cough syurup, which can sometimes get you high depending on the brand.

Im not sure if I can picture Eli or Jace getting high on cough syrup. I can speak from experience, I had to go into a day clinic a few years back after I hit sizzurp abuse really hard.. but the thing is, I can't picture either of them getting high off cough syrup as they never talk about opiates (and I am pretty sure anything that remotely resembles heroin is for the Taliban anyway, in Jace's eye).. The only good thing about cough syrup is the different opiates one can find (i.e. I was hooked to the hyrdocodiene in my formula) but anyway thats Australia (this was and still IS available OTC so no script PRESS 1), not America (which, to my understanding, is more about hydrocodone, which is more potent).

The only thing that makes me think it COULD actually be sizurp is only the fact that tussen is known for le DXM... which will get you high but in large doses (you need a good dose for it to actually work) and even then its hard to control your actions as you are literally tripping, its nasty stuff and I could more see maybe tyse abusing the shit out of it.

Or yes its probably mouthwash. I could picture them using mouthwash over brushing because its lazy cleaning. Then again.... I doubt they could even be fucking bothered to do that...
 
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