💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[anliteralidiot]

I've been meaning to write "Something's Up with Chance" (parody of "Something's Up with Jack") in response to his prolonged absence. With a bunch of us coming together to make "Goblin's Paradise," I feel inspired and will bang it out tonight or tomorrow.

What other songs should we make about our favorite attic critter?

I keep thinking:

specifically eye of the spider, not the original.

 

[BigT Is A Faggot]

(parody of "Something's Up with Jack")

"Something's up with Chance, something's up with Chance~..."

"Don't know if we'll ever get to see him dance~..."

"He's all alone up there, locked away inside."

"Hasn't screamed a word."

"Hope-full-y he died!"

"Something's up with Chance! Something's up with Chance!"

I mean with 15 minutes of photoshopping, you could turn the corpse family into 339 and you'd basically have your Wilkins


I'd pick Who Can it Be Now but it's him being paranoid after 20 years of picking fights with strangers on the internet

 

[Mr. Beavis]

@31 Black Dr Hook’s “Cover of the Rolling Stone” may be promising. “Pretty Fly For A White Guy” might be fun too. I think they both appeal to Chances aggrandized views of himself.

 

[Hulku]

Metallicas sanitarium would be his wwe theme

 

[Urgunt]

Metallicas sanitarium would be his wwe theme

Imagine the crowds popping as the lights dim and over the speakers, filling the entire stadium: "LIGHT 'EM UP VOYS... REV VHOSE ENGINES!"

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I am deeply disappointed that he didn't mention K&N air filters in that song. I figured he would've heard about them.. Every car guy knows they're good for 50 hp at the wheel.

 

[RaxxScholar]

I wonder if cyraxx still belives he will be a professional rapper, e racer, streamer, whatever, or if his time offline is an admission that he's given up hope

 

[Walking Ick]

Pretty Fly For A White Guy

Chance basically embodies what that song is about if you think about it

 

[Fishnumm]

Chance basically embodies what that song is about if you think about it

except for the parts about driving and going outside

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I wonder if cyraxx still belives he will be a professional rapper, e racer, streamer, whatever, or if his time offline is an admission that he's given up hope

The fantasy is what makes his existence liveable. He cannot let it go, nor should he unless there is some motion towards gainful employment. The hardest part of his life has got to be the isolation. People need people, we're social animals. Absent that, imagination is a powerful coping tool.

Whether or not he becomes an influencer or whatever, the dream gives Chance a reason to get up every afternoon. His complete lack of effort into realizing the dream ensures it is never spoiled by hard reality. He can continue on like this indefinitely, assuming there is somebody to feed, clothe and shelter him.

 

[Fishnumm]

the dream gives Chance a reason to get up every afternoon

lol every afternoon

 

[Twrx]

I wonder if cyraxx still belives he will be a professional rapper, e racer, streamer, whatever, or if his time offline is an admission that he's given up hope

He doesn't believe he will be, he believes he already is.

 

[edgymemesandfashydreams]

Jackie's FB is back up. CVG must be in arms reach because holy shit...

Also, happy father's day to all the dads out there, gents.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Jackie's FB is back up. CVG must be in arms reach because holy shit...

Also, happy father's day to all the dads out there, gents.

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Yeah, he streamed about it last night:

Why didn't you show the comments?

 

[edgymemesandfashydreams]

Yeah, he streamed about it last night:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=740KZxb5YuoWhy didn't you show the comments?
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I didn't see anything about the FB stuff on here yet so I was just posting it as an update. Should have included CVG's stream, my apologies! Shit is getting spicy, man. Lol

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I hope there is a BigT out there for our Jacqueline. There is much clout to be chased with her. I have high hopes for the coming retarded sideshows that will inevitably spring up from this faggotry.

 

[Coldgrip]

I hope there is a BigT out there for our Jacqueline. There is much clout to be chased with her. I have high hopes for the coming retarded sideshows that will inevitably spring up from this faggotry.

I'm cautiously optimistic. If my time here has taught me anything, it's that even the most promising arc or new situation can result in a whole lot of nothing.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

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Doing a search of the first e-mail (jcelayaortiz@icloud.com) provides some usernames associated with it, those usernames lead to some old accounts with pictures. Of course, this is all based off of the information that CVG obtained, so take this with a grain of salt.

Here they are; MySpace, SoundCloud, Xitter.



There's also a Pinterest account. It doesn't have any pictures, but it has an interesting album...

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

She's a pretty girl. It's a shame that she chose this way to ruin the next decade of her life. Oh well, at least all of us will get a show.

If you are ever tempted to get in the mud with a cow, watch what happens to this stupid, reckless soul before you do.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

She's a pretty girl. It's a shame that she chose this way to ruin the next decade of her life. Oh well, at least all of us will get a show.

woah buddy, let's see her without the filters first. They seem to be doing a lot of heavy lifting.