CWC Pics

[mst3kluv]

Chris being a 2 with others scaling at 10? I ... I dont want to know.

Believe me, I heard stories of unwashed autistic neckbeards attempting to grope actresses/cosplayers while talking at length how much they fap to the porn that they drew of them.

Think of the Megan saga, but a thousand times worse.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Porn stars say they get "shoulder stink" after a day of posing for pictures at conventions. I can't imagine what it would be like after a day at a nerd con.

 

[milkshark]

Porn stars say they get "shoulder stink" after a day of posing for pictures at conventions. I can't imagine what it would be like after a day at a nerd con.

Ughhhh Chris has her whole shoulder pretty much cupped by his armpit. He's gross.

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Now imagine standing at a booth for 2 or more hours and posing with a new guy every couple of minutes.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Just imagine if Chris had the high-water pants and suspenders. Do you think Chris ever watched Family Matters?

Oh you know black comedies were not allowed in the Chandler household.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

As nasty as Chris can be, compared to a lot of other sick fuckers you can get in these conventions, Chris is just a 2 or 3 out of 10 on the creep scale, maybe a 4 if he was out in the sun for too long.

Don't make me post that video of him getting to third base with a blow up doll in broad daylight in his front yard.

 

[Misto]

I thought that his portrait of 1994 Chris was meant to depict hot much more autistic he was and the main picture of 2007 Chris represented how he had been able to overcome the 'tism to become a cool, hip young dude.

 

[MysticMisty]

Wasn't she a voice actor for a few TV shows? Maybe whichever ones she was in, were favorites of Chris...

She voiced (I believe) the main character in the Excel Saga dub. Excel Saga being the anime he rips jokes and shots from in Sonichu. So yeah, definitely one of his favorites even if a good 90% of the show went over his head.

 

[Artard]

I thought that his portrait of 1994 Chris was meant to depict hot much more autistic he was and the main picture of 2007 Chris represented how he had been able to overcome the 'tism to become a cool, hip young dude.

An impression that was immediately forgotten when IRL 2007 Chris stood next to it.

 

[MY 405]

Is is just me or does 1994 Chris look like he just met up with a mean cat? (or maybe Kitty?)

 

[mst3kluv]

1994 Chris looks like he tried to copy Naruto's whisker things and failed miserably.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Are you thinking of the Monica Rial pic?

That's the one, thanks!

 

[waffle]

This shit is nuts. It's like those people who keep 200 pound chimpanzees as pets and talk about how you can see the humanity in their expressions and stuff. But then they get cranky when the cops have to shoot the chimp when it rips someone's face off.)

I always thought that would be the strangest day as a cop. Thinking you're going to have a normal cop day and it ends up with you shooting a chimp and locking your self in a car hoping it will bleed out, then tracking a wounded chimp through the woods with your shotgun...

 

[Mrs Paul]

Et tu, Harry?!

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

That dirt stache is so irritating and omnipresent in all of these old pictures. I would almost say that it's more distracting than his clown shirts and maybe on the same level of hideosity as the .

Seen this pic a few times and wasn't sure weather it was actual hair or a shadow or something.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I can't help but marvel at this abomination every time I see it posted somewhere. Why Does 2007 CWC have Chinese cartoon eyes? Why does 1994 CWC look like he didn't get enough oxygen at birth? What's wrong with Lego CWC's legs and why are his eyes so soulless and black?Why is there an emoticon in the title of the DVD? Why is Chris talking about a Dragonair or whatever right beneath the title?

Interestingly enough, Animal Crossing CWC almost looks competently drawn here. Then again, that's not saying much considering that Animal Crossing has a pretty simplistic art style.

The Dragonair quote is from a local news spot about the Worldwide Pokemon Craze in 1999. A news crew go a Virginia toystore and feature some 10yr old kids chattering about Pokemon before cutting to a 17yr old CWC playing the Pokemon card game instore, and delivering his Dragonair line.
I'm guessing that the editorial line was subtly anti-Pokemon; there's a lot of emphasis by the news team on how much the Pokemerch costs, the interviews they used focus on kids who don't understand why they like Pokemon but just do, and there's the shot of a young adult burbling to himself about dragons and slam attacks...

 

[MysticMisty]

I'm guessing that the editorial line was subtly anti-Pokemon; there's a lot of emphasis by the news team on how much the Pokemerch costs, the interviews they used focus on kids who don't understand why they like Pokemon but just do, and there's the shot of a young adult burbling to himself about dragons and slam attacks...

Off topic, but a lot of professional articles and news stories (and newspaper editorials) had an anti-Pokemon slant to them at that time, if they weren't openly hostile to it. The only positive thing I ever saw related to Pokemon was a newspaper editorial written by a kid in reaction to the recent one by a mother bitching about how Pokemon "makes" her children act like bullies to younger kids and obsess over it. It all basically boiled down to parents/grandparents/teachers not understanding that new foreign franchise kids loved and looking for excuses to hate it.

 

[deeman]

I know it was more or less frowned upon, but the tapecollector´s fascination on buying a dead internet lumberjack's clothes always made me chuckle... And lookadizz:

 

[mst3kluv]

and there's the shot of a young adult burbling to himself about dragons and slam attacks...

I've been following CWC for years and I STILL don't get why Borb continued to let a grown man hang out with a bunch of children. Didn't they hear complaints from the parents? For all they knew, Chris could have been a pedofork.

 

[theobservdr]

yea , probably because of the way he dressed and the mannerisms that they all figured he was special, but ya know if he was in a more conservative area like Texas or Alberta or something, surely one of the parents would have literally played Kick the Autistic with him.