CWC Pics

[CatParty]

Barb looks somewhat decent still here:

DAT CHIN on Barb tho.

whelp, we can guess then where he gets the chin gene from

 

[DevilDog]

Barb looks somewhat decent still here:

DAT CHIN on Barb tho.

whelp, we can guess then where he gets the chin gene from

Gotta love the santa, he's probably reeeeeeeeeeally uncomfortable having a middle-aged woman sitting on his knee.

 

[The Joker]

Barb looks somewhat decent still here:

DAT CHIN on Barb tho.

We can see where Chris got all of his facial features from.
In those days, Barb was never a beauty and is white trash, but with her hair longer, dark, and her skin clear she loked pretty decent, a nice looking woman for an older mother in her forties. It also looks like she was a smart dresser for the eighties.
It all went downhill from there though...
Years later:

 

[MysticMisty]

I think Barb has dyed her hair all the standard shades of natural human hair. The only thing she hasn't done is actually let the grey grow in.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

STAY STRAIGHT:

that pic makes me wonder how often he got legos stuck in his ears or nose

Y'know that picture with Chris and the Koreans? I thought he couldn't look any more retarded than in that one.


I was wrong!

 

[Shadow Fox]

The more I see, the more I marvel. Not that photos like these exist, because everybody has had embarrassing photos taken where they look, in some fashion, retarded, but that Chris is not the slightest bit embarrassed by these pictures and thinks they're prime share-on-the-web material.

You'd think by now I'd be used to Chris' lack of shame or self-awareness, but I guess not.

 

[Saney]

STAY STRAIGHT:

that pic makes me wonder how often he got legos stuck in his ears or nose

Y'know that picture with Chris and the Koreans? I thought he couldn't look any more retarded than in that one.


I was wrong!

Is that supposed to be a Walkman In his hand or something?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Is that supposed to be a Walkman In his hand or something?

Yes, sir. Yes it is. He built one out of legos, even if he was way too old to be doing stuff like that.

 

[The Joker]

Is that supposed to be a Walkman In his hand or something?

Yes, sir. Yes it is. He built one out of legos, even if he was way too old to be doing stuff like that.

He is still doing stuff like that.

 

[pickleniggo]

In those days, Barb was never a beauty and is white trash, but with her hair longer, dark, and her skin clear she loked pretty decent, a nice looking woman for an older mother in her forties. It also looks like she was a smart dresser for the eighties.
It all went downhill from there though...

What's said is that was the span of what? Six, seven years? Jesus.

Gotta love the santa, he's probably reeeeeeeeeeally uncomfortable having a middle-aged woman sitting on his knee.

With Barb's track record, she was probably banging Santa. Maybe that's why Santa never gave Chris a ground-up sweetheart.

 

[2_CUTE_2_BOLT]

I wonder why he tolerated having to sit next to a JERK with 4 BFFG around.

I thought that too. It looks like his akward pose is an attempt to assert himself over the jerk and get closer to the china.

Wait, what? She's a firefighter?

Shhh...dont' tell Chris. He might light some fires around 14 Branchland to coax his long lost sweetheart to save him.

he is wishing for the gameplace to burn down...

Hey, two for one there.

 

[Holdek]

Between the muscle bra with "WANT WOMAN!" on it and the Enjoy Vagina shirt he had over it at a family event, I'm sort of amazed he wasn't told to leave, or even confronted about his inappropriate choice of attire.

They must have just thought that he was "not right" and ignored him as best they chould and told their kids to go play someplace far away.

^I think this is was the case.

 

[CatParty]

Between the muscle bra with "WANT WOMAN!" on it and the Enjoy Vagina shirt he had over it at a family event, I'm sort of amazed he wasn't told to leave, or even confronted about his inappropriate choice of attire.

They must have just thought that he was "not right" and ignored him as best they chould and told their kids to go play someplace far away.

^I think this is was the case.

That's usually what you do when you see a potential crazy person. (I dunno if they caught wind of the homeless stank, but that would add to the "oh god I hope he doesn't notice us")

 

[The Joker]

That's usually what you do when you see a potential crazy person. (I dunno if they caught wind of the homeless stank, but that would add to the "oh god I hope he doesn't notice us")

Boyfriend free girls beware.
JUST LOOK AT HIS FRESH MOVES!!!!

Here is a quote from the guy who saw him:

"At one point, I noticed a girl, who looked like she was probably still in highschool, jump up on the ledge beside Chris to join a group of friends who happened to be stationed behind the manbaby. In the process, Chris turned to her and it looked like he said something to her, because immediately her facial expression changed from a legit happy one to a forced smile one. She joined up with her friends and they immediately huddled up together, whispering about something. At the same time they all looked up at Chris, and laughed. I can only imagine what he had said to the poor girl."

 

[CatParty]

The small child in the white shirt goes to look at him and her mother quickly turns her away.

Amazing.

 

[The Joker]

The small child in the white shirt goes to look at him and her mother quickly turns her away.

Amazing.

"Don't look sweetie you'll catch his autism!"

 

[PolterBob]

Just look at that! These are the motions of some eight year old dancing to Kidz Bop. Not the dance moves of a near 30 year old.

Inside of that blobby carcass full of grease and hormones lies a dim-witted toddler, forever locked in a self-induced fog of delusion and Fail.

When they haul Barb's body out of 14BLC, Reality really is going to hit Chris like a freight train.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Just look at that! These are the motions of some eight year old dancing to Kidz Bop. Not the dance moves of a near 30 year old.

I'm gonna be honest here... if I attempted to dance, I doubt it would look any better than the convulsions Chris is doing in that gif.

I'd like to think Chris is just dancing away here and not giving a toss, and y'know... fair play to the guy.

 

[MysticMisty]

The small child in the white shirt goes to look at him and her mother quickly turns her away.

If you look closely the mom seems to be shoving her away from Chris. Pity it's not longer, the mom might be flat out rushing her away from the obviously retarded manchild in a Enjoy Vagina T-shirt.

 

[The Joker]

The small child in the white shirt goes to look at him and her mother quickly turns her away.

If you look closely the mom seems to be shoving her away from Chris. Pity it's not longer, the mom might be flat out rushing her away from the obviously retarded manchild in a Enjoy Vagina T-shirt.

I forgot he was wearing that to a family friendly place.
well, to give him credit about the dancing, he has more moves than me.