CWC Pics

[NobleGreyHorse]

he gave up on roller skating when he fell down for the first time

Curious, where did you read about this?

It's in "Chris and Sarah's Life-Shares," if I'm remembering the title right -- that book he made for Sarah Hammer in which he details how she locked him in a crawlspace, having convinced him Casper the Friendly Ghost lived there, and other charming memories of BFF 4eva. Sarah tried to teach him to rollerskate. IIRC he even admits that he fell down, cried, and never tried it again.

 

[The Fair Lady]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/thumb/f/fb/0799-FlusteredChristian.jpg/425px-0799-FlusteredChristian.jpg

He's sitting the exact same way my grandma used to. It doesn't help that his pants make it look like he has a blanket on.

He doesn't even look anything like Ash. The only thing that's correct is the hat, and that's only because he won or bought it.

I really hate that denim vests are his go-to cool guy uniform.

Even worse is that he cut off the sleeves, so he looks even more like a dweeb
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[The Joker]

Age seventeen in high school. He looks so cool. I wonder why he needed hired help for friends

 

[___]

He bought a leather jacket for his girlfriend.

 

[drmccoy]

Here is Chris remembering Jesus and all.
Are those footie pajamas? Plus that was the last time he ever touched that bike.

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/1/1a/00 ... as95-3.jpg

He's wearing women's pajamas. Seriously. Those are pajamas for a middle aged women.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

I remember wearing the same type of ugly oversized sleep shirts when I was Chris' age in 1995-6 or so.

And now that I ruminate on it, for Christmas 1995 I got enough money from my parents and my relatives to buy both Chrono Trigger and Donkey Kong Country. Eat that, Mr.Two-Faced-Sports-Christian.

 

[Count groudon]

Age seventeen in high school. He looks so cool. I wonder why he needed hired help for friends



http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/71/0583-CWC19-2.jpg

Chris may be dressed up like a dumbass, but it looks like he found the triforce!...and a box of 16 candy canes, which is cool too

 

[CWCissey]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/71/0583-CWC19-2.jpg

He bought a leather jacket for his girlfriend.

That glove proves that Chris framed OJ.

 

[MysticMisty]

he gave up on roller skating when he fell down for the first time

Curious, where did you read about this?

It's in "Chris and Sarah's Life-Shares," if I'm remembering the title right -- that book he made for Sarah Hammer in which he details how she locked him in a crawlspace, having convinced him Casper the Friendly Ghost lived there, and other charming memories of BFF 4eva. Sarah tried to teach him to rollerskate. IIRC he even admits that he fell down, cried, and never tried it again.

I wish I could remember the exact page where I read about this, but I can't find it. Regardless:
[cwc]Kick the Autistic[/cwc]

There is an anecdotal story about the time that Sarah Nicole Hammer tried to teach him how to roller-skate. Chris fell and skinned his knee, vowing never to roller skate again.

[cwc]Trollin Train[/cwc]

And, ooh, this is a good one; Chris tried to roller skate, and fell multiple times

 

[The Dude]

Here is Chris remembering Jesus and all.
Are those footie pajamas? Plus that was the last time he ever touched that bike.

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/1/1a/00 ... as95-3.jpg

I bet that bicycle got lots of use.

 

[CatParty]

That Jenkins quote is a good metaphor for Chris's life in general.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Age seventeen in high school. He looks so cool. I wonder why he needed hired help for friends



http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/71/0583-CWC19-2.jpg

Those… gloves!

What the hell? Did he think "Just because Team Rocket wears them, I can wear them too?"

 

[Holdek]

I think my grandfather had one of those. It's a remote control holder and doll with two faces so you could twist the head around to happy when your team's winning to angry when they're losing. Seems to be a completely random gift for somebody with zero interest in sports - maybe a Goodwill find?

I think he liked watching the players in their football pants bend over at the line of scrimmage at the Superbowl.

Fixed.

Fixed again.

This one is a little weird. Who the hell puts a cake on the couch (unless you plan on farting on it )?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/75/0489-CWC18th21.jpg

This one is a little weird. Who the hell puts a cake on the couch (unless you plan on farting on it )?

Man, Chris looks too ... long here. It's like the excess Chris caused the structure to collapse.

 

[CatParty]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/75/0489-CWC18th21.jpg

This one is a little weird. Who the hell puts a cake on the couch (unless you plan on farting on it )?

are those jncos?

 

[milkshark]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/75/0489-CWC18th21.jpg

This one is a little weird. Who the hell puts a cake on the couch (unless you plan on farting on it )?

are those jncos?

No way, they're Walmart cargo khakis made in the baggy ass 90's.

I know this is fake, but it's AWESOME

Barb's kin is gross just like her. The lady on the right's face is horrifying.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

^ god, and those matching shiny blouses. Like they went shopping together. *shudders*.

 

[DJAndyMD]

http://www.sonichu.com/w/images/7/75/0489-CWC18th21.jpg

This one is a little weird. Who the hell puts a cake on the couch (unless you plan on farting on it )?

Those pants. They look like parachute pants

 

[Count groudon]

What's a 2 faced sports fan? Is that someone who only supports their team when they're winning?

I think my grandfather had one of those. It's a remote control holder and doll with two faces so you could twist the head around to happy when your team's winning to angry when they're losing. Seems to be a completely random gift for somebody with zero interest in sports - maybe a Goodwill find?

I'm thinking its just a portable fan. Yknow, the kind that blows air

 

[alterid]

What's a 2 faced sports fan? Is that someone who only supports their team when they're winning?

I think my grandfather had one of those. It's a remote control holder and doll with two faces so you could twist the head around to happy when your team's winning to angry when they're losing. Seems to be a completely random gift for somebody with zero interest in sports - maybe a Goodwill find?

I'm thinking its just a portable fan. Yknow, the kind that blows air

No, it's the two-faced doll.

My theories are that it's either a gift for Bob that just got in the bike picture or that it was bought for Chris as an autistic tool. Like they told him, "Here. When you're feeling frustrated or unhappy turn the mad face out so we can see it and know you're having a hard time."