CWC Pics

[admiral]

I just noticed this one. It might be one of his best pictures. Maybe because it's B&W, so his oily skin isn't so apparent, and he doesn't look so retarded. Just creepy.

Also, this one it's just sad, when you think about it.

He was actually quite a cute kid. It makes me think about all the things that he couldn't been if his parents hadn't screwed him up when he was little.

 

[CatParty]

I just noticed this one. It might be one of his best pictures. Maybe because it's B&W, so his oily skin isn't so apparent, and he doesn't look so retarded. Just creepy.

Also, this one it's just sad, when you think about it.

He was actually quite a cute kid. It makes me think about all the things that he couldn't been if his parents hadn't screwed him up when he was little.

i'm pretty sure he'd end up a failure on his own

 

[RP 520]

Ow, my appetite. Well no dinner for me today.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Ow, my appetite. Well no dinner for me today.

You know... When I heard his moobs were big, I never thought they would be this massive.

 

[Male]

He's wearing those plush boobs right?
RIGHT?1

 

[CatParty]

He's wearing those plush boobs right?
RIGHT?1

it's just sans muscle bra

 

[Holdek]

He's wearing those plush boobs right?
RIGHT?1

it's just sans muscle bra

LOL

But, yes, Male, it's a plush bra or whatever it's called. Not 100% True and Honest. But he does also have some natural manboobs under there.

Speaking of, remember how he got measured for a bra at the store? Does anyone have a good guess as to his cup size?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Fuck, that shirt is greasy.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

Every shirt Chris wears has a huge grease splotch on it. Which makes me wonder, where do the grease stains come from? We all know he's a slob, but there's never any other stains, like tomato sauce or cheeto dust or cookie crumbs or powered sugar.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Fuck, that shirt is greasy.

Everything in that picture is greasy. The area around his mouth even seems to have been stained like a grease-filled paper bag

 

[Holdek]

Every shirt Chris wears has a huge grease splotch on it. Which makes me wonder, where do the grease stains come from? We all know he's a slob, but there's never any other stains, like tomato sauce or cheeto dust or cookie crumbs or powered sugar.

There's nothing at McDonald's or in Hungry Mans that contain tomato sauce or Cheeto dust or cookie crumbs or powdered sugar. Well I guess you can get cookies at McD's but Chris prefers apple slices, so I'm kind of surprised he doesn't have caramel stains all over.

 

[MysticMisty]

He could potentially get tomato sauce on himself since he eats Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti. But yeah, Chris seems to almost exclusively eat Hungry Mans and McDonald's. Maybe KFC if he wants chicken.

As for the apple slices, I think that's his attempt to seem like he's eating healthy (like when he gets sweet tea and McCafe smoothies). Which wouldn't be really bad bad up until he smothers the apple slices in caramel. Then he might as well be eating cookies or french fries.

 

[CatParty]

Every shirt Chris wears has a huge grease splotch on it. Which makes me wonder, where do the grease stains come from? We all know he's a slob, but there's never any other stains, like tomato sauce or cheeto dust or cookie crumbs or powered sugar.

There's nothing at McDonald's or in Hungry Mans that contain tomato sauce or Cheeto dust or cookie crumbs or powdered sugar. Well I guess you can get cookies at McD's but Chris prefers apple slices, so I'm kind of surprised he doesn't have caramel stains all over.

it may even be just his natural filth. he greasy sheen combining with sweating profusely as morbidly obese people do.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

Is it just me, or does his head look disproportionately big in this photo?

 

[3Yikes]

He seems to be leaning towards the camera, so his head does indeed look bigger.

 

[Hyperion]

Nothing else on Chris is straight or shaped right, so why would his head be the right size?

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Speaking of not shaped right, just remembered this:

It's like the bottom half of his body doesn't meet the top half.

 

[Bugaboo]

Speaking of not shaped right, just remembered this:

It's like the bottom half of his body doesn't meet the top half.

To match the drawings of course!

 

[CatParty]

and he expected awards for his art.

 

[Thetan]

You can certainly see the family resemblance between the Snorlax and her offspring. Apparently her defective genes overpowered those of any JERKS that she mated with...

Incidentally, this photo shows that pedo-glasses aside, Chris could have been a relatively handsome fellow, had he not porked up and gone Tomgirl.

I agree. If he hadn't let himself go so spectacularly he wouldn't have been bad looking at all.

That haircut though....

Reminds me of this