Cursed Images

[Krispy Skream]

Snug as a bug

 

[Count groudon]

>tfw such a soyboy you are too weak to open your bottles of soylent

Protip: If you ever have a hard time opening a bottle or jar, just hold it under the sink and run some warm water over the cap. It’ll make the cap expand and make it easier to open, so you won’t have to blow your hard earned money on an overpriced piece of plastic like this fine young soy boy here.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Protip: If you ever have a hard time opening a bottle or jar, just hold it under the sink and run some warm water over the cap. It’ll make the cap expand and make it easier to open, so you won’t have to blow your hard earned money on an overpriced piece of plastic like this fine young soy boy here.

Or just grab a pair of channelocks like a real man.

 

[An Ghost]

>tfw such a soyboy you are too weak to open your bottles of soylent

This is the one thing I know about Fire and I feel it’s very apt

 

[Apocalypso]

The guy who made Soylent also wants kitchens banned from houses, since things that can heat up like stoves and sharp knives give him 'bad vibes'.

Dude spent way too much time in the kitchen as a kid.

 

[tehpope]

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This is China's Snake Spirit Boy, famous for, well, you could see on the pic, looking extraterrestrial.

Spoiler: Wait a minute...

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Protip: If you ever have a hard time opening a bottle or jar, just hold it under the sink and run some warm water over the cap. It’ll make the cap expand and make it easier to open, so you won’t have to blow your hard earned money on an overpriced piece of plastic like this fine young soy boy here.

Though it is funny that some whimpy men need to spend money on some silly piece of plastic to open their soybottles, might as well put one of these on top:

And if anyone ever needs to open a jar where the metal-lid refuses to budge, just take a spoon and insert the back of the handle in there and use it as a lever to allow some air to get inside.

 

[Slap47]

Why the fuck are people drinking this shit?

These neoliberals are a horrifying breed. They worship corporations, obsess about efficiency and only enjoy things to follow trends.

It would be better to be a lolcow than to be one of these people because at least a lolcow has individuality.

 

[Autismus Maximus]

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[ZehnBoat]

can't wait for the japanese version where a bunch of baseball players beat the shit out of colonel sanders

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Colonel

 

[Pop-Tart]

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Just in case people weren't sure where to send the nukes.

 

[ES 148]

Just in case people weren't sure where to send the nukes.

reddit?

Also I empathise completely with this poor child

 

[Azafran90]

tfw the kid is adorable but is also dressed as a KKK member

 

[AnOminous]

reddit?

Also I empathise completely with this poor child
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That facial expression cries out "where's my daddy?"

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[Krispy Skream]

These neoliberals are a horrifying breed. They worship corporations, obsess about efficiency and only enjoy things to follow trends.

It would be better to be a lolcow than to be one of these people because at least a lolcow has individuality.

I'd rather be a tumblrista obsessed with weird pronouns and political correctness than a neolib dipshit who thinks eating is a burdensome waste of time that could be spent making more money for his boss. Fucking bugmen, man.

 

[Moon Jelly]

I like to find cursed content by putting a random string of numbers into google images, it's an interesting way to view the internet unfiltered.

There's so much furry porn tho.