CUMMIES FOR VORDRAK

[SpessCaptain]

You thought you lost this war?
COME ON MAN.

Just vordrak and nully, hanging out vordrak got pretty hungry so he started to pout Nully asked if Vordrak was down ⬇for something yummy and him asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! Vordrak drinks them! He slurps them! He swallows them whole It makes nully happy so it's vordraks only goal... Harder Nully! Harder Null! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 Vordrak is Nully's fuccboi but also a ETHICS JOURNALIST! He makes Vordrak feel squishy!He makes him feel good! He makes him feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!

 

[millais]

vordrak is semen demon

 

[Null]

 

[Emperor Julian]

Why is he called Vordrak, is he a shitty version or Zordrak?

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Kerfuffle]

first post made me feel violated.

i need an adult.

 

[Locksnap]

Wyświetl załącznik 86780

goosh goosh

 

[Splendid]

@Valiant if you make one more thread with the word cummies in the title that will become your catchphrase.

 

[VLAD]

I GOT ZERO RESPJECT FOR THE VORDRAK HE PENCIL NECK RAISIN BALL LIMP DICK JABRONI ZERO TALENT ZERO CLASS. I ASK THE NULL PLEASE PUT HIM IN CAMEL CLUTCH. BREAK HIS BACK, FUCK HIS ASS, MAKE HIM HUMBLE. THE VORDRAK WORTHLESS PIECE OF EMU SHIT HE PROBABLY DON'T SMOKE A THE KUSH BECAUSE HE THE NUMBER ONE BIG TIME JABRONI OF THE UNIVERSE GO FUCK YOURSELF FOREVER.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

More like "Noose for Darkmage"

 

[HG 400]

This thread got a whole lot more disturbing now that it's a matter of public record that Samuel Collingwood Smith stalked an underage girl for over two years on the internet.

 

[CatParty]

This thread got a whole lot more disturbing now that it's a matter of public record that Samuel Collingwood Smith stalked an underage girl for over two years on the internet.

think about it. he prob printed it out and gave it to authorities

 

[x.eight.six.systems]

>I was only 9 years old
> I loved Null so much, I replied to all the threads
> I pray to Null every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
> "Null is love" I say; “Null is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Null
> I called him a pedophile
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I’m crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it’s really cold
> Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
> It’s Null
> I am so aroused
> He whispers into my ear “This is my forum.”
>He grabs me with his powerful autistic hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
> I’m ready
> I spread my ass-cheeks for Null
> He penetrates my butt-hole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Null
> I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his force
> I want to please Null
> He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his autistic cum
> My dad walks in
> Null looks him straight in the eyes and says “Everyone on this forum is retarded.”
> Null leaves through my window
> Null is love. Null is life.

 

[HG 400]

~Ne ne! This is a gamergate cummie <3 that means you make somebody really squishy! uwu (≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squishie ishie and don't break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩

 

[Ntwadumela]

Samuel Cummieswood Smith

 

[Feline Darkmage]

bunp

 

[Carcinogenesis]

bunp

But why...?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

But why...?

for cummies!

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Vodrak: Cummies Terrorist.
Bomb Threats and Cummies: The Vodrak Story
Law and Order: Special Cummies Unit Vodrak Special
True Crime: Vodraks Cummies
Cummies Theft Auto: The Vodrak and the Damned

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Reading this thread was like watching Eraserhead for the first time when I was eight.