🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

Connor, for fucks sake, I already told you that you can publish under pen names to maintain anonymity. That's a piss poor excuse. Creative freedom? It's your book, you write whatever you fucking want, not what the fans want. Just ask J.K. Rowling.

I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."

 

[MasterDisaster]

I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."

No, twat waffle, it's the other way around. You write a best selling novel and they're kissing your ass, begging you to write another money making hit. Just ask Stephen King.

 

[CatParty]

I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."

what will you do once your "fans" find out about you being a lolcow?

 

[YI 457]

I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."

That's called capitalism, and it's God's gift to America and the rest of the world. Are you a communist, boy?

 

[Connor Bible]

No, twat waffle, it's the other way around. You write a best selling novel and they're kissing your ass, begging you to write another money making hit. Just ask Stephen King.

So, basically, you all want me to be Michael Bay.

 

[Fallensaint]

I beg to differ. Once you have a hit on your hands, the suits and the fans want another one, and they scream in your face "it better be good/make us money."

Writers write from their experiences Connor, you haven't done anything in your life. You need to experience pain and love and true emotion and then write from that. You can't do that in your parent's basement.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

So, basically, you all want me to be Michael Bay.

Basically, anyone except Connor would be good.

 

[MasterDisaster]

So, basically, you all want me to be Michael Bay.

So basically you use so basically when you're running out of excuses and want to throw in the towel already.

 

[Connor Bible]

That's called capitalism, and it's God's gift to America and the rest of the world. Are you a communist, boy?

No, I just believe unfettered capitalism at the expense of emotional/intellectual depth is bad.

 

[YI 457]

No, I just believe unfettered capitalism at the expense of emotional/intellectual depth is bad.

Lol communism.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Of course you can't handle it, brah. Why do you think I keep suggesting you get a kettlebell?

 

[Connor Bible]

Readers are actually more demanding and intelligent than you think.

 

[MasterDisaster]

No, I just believe unfettered capitalism at the expense of emotional/intellectual depth is bad.

Where do you get the idea that they're going to make you do something against your will? I mean let's face the fact that you aren't writing shit at the moment; what you do write is shit. So instead of practicing you come in here informing us all that you're thinking about doing something other than masturbate all day rather than just doing it and somewhere in all of this you think you're just gonna get published in the future?

 

[LegoTugboat]

No, I just believe unfettered capitalism at the expense of emotional/intellectual depth is bad.

Shut up and go write your book, you lazy bastard.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Readers are actually more demanding and intelligent than you think.

Yes, which is why we keep telling you to get up off your ass and get to work, peter beater.

 

[DuskEngine]

No, I just believe unfettered capitalism at the expense of emotional/intellectual depth is bad.

Tell us more about your thoughts on capitalism, please.

 

[SP 199]

You're literally complaining that sitting on your arse writing a book is the most stressful thing ever.

 

[Null]

@Connor Bible It is frustrating how useless you are. Your excuse right now is that you are afraid to write because you're intimidated by success. You are so full of shit it hurts my brain thinking about it.

 

[JustSomeFella]

So, how did seeing the therapist go?

 

[Dr. Meme]

So, how did seeing the therapist go?

the therapist held him down to a chair and read him posts from his thread while forcing him to finish that book report.