🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

Connor my boy, would we lie to you?

I received a message from @Luna informing me that it was a fake.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I received a message from @Luna informing me that it was a fake.

Didn't she already post proof that it was her? Multiple times?

 

[SP 199]

I received a message from @Luna informing me that it was a fake.

I wouldn't trust her, got locked up once for causing trouble

 

[Chicken Dippers]

I believe that she is.

 

[Connor Bible]

Didn't she already post proof that it was her? Multiple times?

No, she didn't.

 

[Silver]

I don't know if Molly needs to worry about PR. She's got a reasonable career going and isn't posting super-shitty stuff here. Just responding to a fan.

 

[Connor Bible]

How did she discover Kiwi Farms? How did she know about me?

 

[Chicken Dippers]

she sensed you

 

[wagglyplacebo]

How did she discover Kiwi Farms? How did she know about me?

As she's said, her sons friend talked about chrischan and she looked it up online and found her number one fan,a one mr. Bible.

 

[Connor Bible]

Her only son is a little kid, not even four or five.

 

[Segue]

Guys, I want to ask you all something.

Is the @Molly Ringwald on this site real? Seriously. She can't be, because using her name on this site wouldn't be good for PR. It would make her look bad.

holy shit

 

[GRANDAD]

How did she discover Kiwi Farms? How did she know about me?

well just googling kiwi farm directs you here. theres nothing wrong in the search for fresh fruit

 

[CatParty]

Her only son is a little kid, not even four or five.

You're still a kid too

 

[Chicken Dippers]

you think four or five year olds dont use the internet these days?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Didn't she already post proof that it was her? Multiple times?

No, she didn't.

/le sigh

That really disappoints me. I wish fans would watch my good work, as well as the bad. Here's some proof that I am the real Molly Ringwald.
Wyświetl załącznik 14432
It's an article I wrote today about forum advice. There wasn't much that could be said, so the editor removed it soon after I uploaded it. They said it wasn't to our standards.

Ms. Ringwald, I thank you so much for the delightful PMs between us. Thank you so much for autographing this album for me! I can't wait to recieve it in the mail!

You're quite welcome. This is actually my last autograph for a while, so I'm glad you like it.

 

[Connor Bible]

you think four or five year olds dont use the internet these days?

That's bullshit. The fact you couldn't come up with a more plausible explanation for Molly's discovery shows what cynical con-men you are.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

That's bullshit. The fact you couldn't come up with a more plausible explanation for Molly's discovery shows what cynical con-men you are.

Calm down and stop spazzing out, bro.

 

[VLAD]

Her only son is a little kid, not even four or five.

He is an exceptionally gifted four or five year old. I am helping him with his college applications right now. He has his heart set on Oxford and Cambridge, but I'm encouraging him to think realistically and apply to Harvard and Yale as safety schools.

 

[Connor Bible]

That article about Kiwi Farms was Photoshopped.

 

[Chicken Dippers]

it's true though