🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Null]

No, Molly wasn't watching, but I invited Null's mom over to my house and plowed her. On camera. The video will be mailed to Null's home soon.

This comment will forever be on the Internet. 10 years from now your name and the picture of your dumpy, fat ass will be proudly displayed next to the wit and banter you'd expect from a 12 year old. I hope you're aware of this.

 

[Overcast]

The best part of waking up, is @Connor Bible in your cup!

Good morning Connor, how's it going?

 

[Dr. Meme]

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i fucked ur momhaha

YA I FUCKED UR MOM I FUCKED YUR MOM

GHAHAHA UR MOM GOT FUICKED BY ME

 

[The Dude]

It was long and hard. I had to roll her in flour to look for the wet spot. If you want to fuck her, you got to slap her thigh and ride the wave in. I heard her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

Those jokes are so old they qualify for social security. If they were a dog I'd take them out back and put a bullet in them, Old Yeller style. Do you have any jokes that don't require a Rascal to get around?

 

[Ruin]

Golly, look at the time!

Who cares? You have no friends and no job, why worry about the time?

 

[JU 199]

why worry about the time?

He had to apply ointment to his cancer dick regularly. Otherwise it'll fall off...

 

[Rammspieler]

And here I was, thinking that Connor finally got laid. I was even going to post my trademark "Rammspielerian Applause" that I used to post on L-S.com whenever someone finally got laid. But nah. I see Connor is being his witty and engaging self again and totally repelling pussy away from him in the process.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

Connor Bible Online 16.5: A Connor x Null's Mom smutfic

Spoiler: 18+

"Ha, yes, let it out, ah, Connor, let out, a lot..."

As I shoved myself into Null's mom, I released all of the pent up sensations that I had stretched to the limits.

"Mi...Mrs. Moon...!"

"Aaaah—!"

I could feel my hot sperm gushing deep into Null's mom as she trembled in yet another climax. Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into her. Every time my penis twitched, fireworks would go off in my head.

"Ah...ah..."

After receiving all that I had to give her, Null's mom's strength gave out as she fell on top of me.

"Ah... Ha..."

I gently embraced Mrs. Moon while she continued to gasp and convulse as if she was being stimulated by the fluids inside her body as my consciousness dimmed.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Yo @Connor Bible it doesn't count as sex if you're cock's too small for her to feel ok?

 

[Accel_Rider]

There's always her bellybutton

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

"I know that edginess hasn't worked the last times that people have called me out here but THIS TIME it'll definitely get me applause."

Connor, for someone who likes using all those famous movie lines and shit, you seemed to have missed the importance of the one about the definition of insanity.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

Aww, I missed all of Connor's phases.

So, @Connor Bible, about that synopsis...

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I'm not the one holding my cock.

Oh yeah? If you continue this schoolyard-level casual misogyny, especially the fat-joke sort while remaining a trifle hefty yourself (also you missed the picture someone posted of Null's actual mom, who is slender and rather attractive in a mom way), no one else is going to be holding it. Not even the sluttiest slut who ever slut.

 

[Pikonic]

Yo @Connor Bible it doesn't count as sex if you're cock's too small for her to feel ok?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

 

[Silver]

what the fuck happened to this thread

 

[Connor Bible]

what the fuck happened to this thread

@Null .

 

[Globe]

^^ The same thing that always happens to it.

 

[CatParty]

@Null .

Why do you hate null?
He seems like a cool guy

 

[Watcher]

So Connor after 436 pages of your thread do you feel closer to your fantasy of getting banned so you don't have to come here again?

 

[Connor Bible]

So Connor after 436 pages of your thread do you feel closer to your fantasy of getting banned so you don't have to come here again?

@Null wouldn't ban me because by doing so, he'd lose a key attraction and consequently, a lot of page views.